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genericangst-
yposter

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[the abyss]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

How come there aren’t any hot chicks waiting to suck my male reproductive organ? I mean, I invested my time in this game, I need some sloppy male reproductive organ action! I think this feature has to be implemented right away or I’m not donating ANY MONEY… not that I can right now… but it’s the THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!

eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

genericangstyposter Posted:

How come there aren’t any hot chicks waiting to suck my male reproductive organ? I mean, I invested my time in this game, I need some sloppy male reproductive organ action! I think this feature has to be implemented right away or I’m not donating ANY MONEY… not that I can right now… but it’s the THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!

You’re too late. Trout mailed out all the hot chicks just before you arrived. I got mine just a week ago and she was functioning perfectly: even as we speak now I’m getting said “sloppy male reproductive organ action”, if you know what I mean and I’m sure you do.

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Cubear

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3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

um, i don’t know why you would want sloppy male reproductive organ action to begin with…


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eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Cubear Posted:

um, i don’t know why you would want sloppy male reproductive organ action to begin with…

The flavour is in the wetness.

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

genericangstyposter Posted:

How come there aren’t any hot chicks waiting to suck my male reproductive organ? I mean, I invested my time in this game, I need some sloppy male reproductive organ action! I think this feature has to be implemented right away or I’m not donating ANY MONEY… not that I can right now… but it’s the THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!

This is only the beta. You have to sign up for the full game before you’ve actually won. At that point, Forumwarz.com will ensure that you receive oral sex from a prostitute.*

*Note: Prostitutes may not be attractive, female, human, or living.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

igreat timestears

Avatar: Labret Piercing

[Suicide Pact]

Level 6 Emo Kid

Hawaiian great timesthirstypedo furfabulous person

Can you… request a non-living one?


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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

EVERYONE THINKS THAT I LEFT THIS ****TY GAME

genericangstyposter Posted:

How come there aren’t any hot chicks waiting to suck my male reproductive organ? I mean, I invested my time in this game, I need some sloppy male reproductive organ action! I think this feature has to be implemented right away or I’m not donating ANY MONEY… not that I can right now… but it’s the THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!

genericangstyposter Posted:

How come there aren’t any hot chicks waiting to suck my male reproductive organ?

genericangstyposter Posted:

suck my male reproductive organ

Morcheeba

Avatar: Ashtray

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

no


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

You need a ForumWarz Gold Accountâ„¢ if you want the perks.

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Forum_Warz_Gold_Account_


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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

genericangstyposter Posted:

I’m not donating ANY MONEY… not that I can right now…

Recent correlation between bad posting, being poor, and being a bad person.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Raepdog Posted:

Recent correlation between bad posting, being poor, and being a bad person.

Umm… Not so recent.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Umm… Not so recent.

Oh poor people wasting there money on wives and children! Thinking they can talk rich people.

Who needs love or family? I can drive a BMW and have long coke parties and emotionless pbumionless sex orgies.

Langston Jones edited this message on 02/10/2009 7:04PM

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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

EVERYONE THINKS THAT I LEFT THIS ****TY GAME

Raepdog Posted:

Who needs love or family? I can drive a BMW and have long coke parties and emotionless pbumionless sex orgies.

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Raepdog Posted:

Oh poor people wasting there money on wives and children! Thinking they can talk rich people.

Who needs love or family? I can drive a BMW and have long coke parties and emotionless pbumionless sex orgies.

Dude, raepdog srsly has the best life ever.


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Green porno!

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Fortunato Posted:

Dude, raepdog srsly has the best life ever.

they must, since they sit on fwz making crappy posts


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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

they must, since they sit on fwz making crappy posts

In there deluxe office executive chair.


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Unknown-Symp-
hony

Avatar: 115676 Fri Feb 27 23:26:27 -0500 2009

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

Raepdog Posted:

In there deluxe office executive chair.

Which they can only just barely fit into.


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DesdiPhoenix

Avatar: 75442 Wed Nov 12 18:57:30 -0500 2008
4

[T3H L33T HACK3RZ]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

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