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Poetry I Want You

igreat timestears

Avatar: Labret Piercing

[Suicide Pact]

Level 6 Emo Kid

Hawaiian great timesthirstypedo furfabulous person

This is to someone in the forum. I won’t say who, because they’d say “no,” but I’m going to say the words anyway. I think deep down in their heart, they’ll know. I won’t even say their gender.

The elegy of living discounts my fetid corpse,

Those who drive in Cameros and chase the short skirt

Are already dead

You understand the cream, the crematory transience of being

Of Kant and Nietzsche and Morrissey

The banal grandstand in which we weep

Fortitude of lovers?

Or of pain

Call unto me and I shall hold thy hand

And my lips will caress thine

To be a loyal student

Doesn’t appeal

To be a vapid mind-drone

Doesn’t appeal

Only your embrace

Will free me from the landmine escapade that is

The grand paranoia


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Red_Machine_D

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

You’re not getting 1 inch of my pelvic powered man-cannon.


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igreat timestears

Avatar: Labret Piercing

[Suicide Pact]

Level 6 Emo Kid

Hawaiian great timesthirstypedo furfabulous person

I should have known that you would be so dense as to think it was about you.

HINT: It’s not a troll or a camwhore. Dumbbum.


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genericangst-
yposter

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[the abyss]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

So what you’re saying is that you really want to suck your own male reproductive organ?

Red_Machine_D

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

igreat timestears Posted:

I should have known that you would be so dense as to think it was about you.

HINT: It’s not a troll or a camwhore. Dumbbum.

NEW GAME: Guess who igreat timestears desperately wants to bone, winner gets…something.

My guess: Sugar mammary glands.

Red_Machine_D edited this message on 11/16/2007 10:38PM

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genericangst-
yposter

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[the abyss]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

I should have known that you would be so dense as to think it was about you.

HINT: It’s not a troll or a camwhore. Dumbbum.

NEW GAME: Guess who igreat timestears desperately wants to bone, winner gets…something.

My guess: Sugar mammary glands.

I think I already got it.

igreat timestears

Avatar: Labret Piercing

[Suicide Pact]

Level 6 Emo Kid

Hawaiian great timesthirstypedo furfabulous person

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

I should have known that you would be so dense as to think it was about you.

HINT: It’s not a troll or a camwhore. Dumbbum.

NEW GAME: Guess who igreat timestears desperately wants to bone, winner gets…something.

My guess: Sugar mammary glands.

If you call that person “Sugar mammary glands” one more time, I’m going to internet detect you and then slash your throat.


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Schildkrote

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 10 Troll

I LOVE SUCKING BIG BLACK male reproductive organS MMMH YEAH HOMOTASTIC GIVE ME THAT SPUNK

TEH WORTS SONG EVER

by teh igreat timestears band wit specail guest red machien d

we r gey

gey gey gye

we iiek men

men men mne

plz **** us in teh bum again and again

we r fabulous persons

fabulous persons fasg fabulous persons

we want male reproductive organ

male reproductive organ ckok male reproductive organ

if ur a man then ur dik we will suck

were so gay

yes we are gay

weve gotten fukced in teh bum at letas five times today

and if u liek

men liek we do

then come pots in flamebaet and ull be gay too

(red machien d solo)

im so fat

fat fat fta

watch me danec

dance dance danec

im teh scatman bob de bop bow


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Red_Machine_D

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

genericangstyposter Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

I should have known that you would be so dense as to think it was about you.

HINT: It’s not a troll or a camwhore. Dumbbum.

NEW GAME: Guess who igreat timestears desperately wants to bone, winner gets…something.

My guess: Sugar mammary glands.

I think I already got it.

I don’t think he has such a big ego that he’d write a love poem to himself, he seems too much of a woman's genitals.


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Red_Machine_D

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

Schildkrote Posted:

TEH WORTS SONG EVER

by teh igreat timestears band wit specail guest red machien d

we r gey

gey gey gye

we iiek men

men men mne

plz **** us in teh bum again and again

we r fabulous persons

fabulous persons fasg fabulous persons

we want male reproductive organ

male reproductive organ ckok male reproductive organ

if ur a man then ur dik we will suck

were so gay

yes we are gay

weve gotten fukced in teh bum at letas five times today

and if u liek

men liek we do

then come pots in flamebaet and ull be gay too

(red machien d solo)

im so fat

fat fat fta

watch me danec

dance dance danec

im teh scatman bob de bop bow

My solo is done on the bagpipes.


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igreat timestears

Avatar: Labret Piercing

[Suicide Pact]

Level 6 Emo Kid

Hawaiian great timesthirstypedo furfabulous person

Schildkrote Posted:

TEH WORTS SONG EVER

by teh igreat timestears band wit specail guest red machien d

we r gey

gey gey gye

we iiek men

men men mne

plz **** us in teh bum again and again

we r fabulous persons

fabulous persons fasg fabulous persons

we want male reproductive organ

male reproductive organ ckok male reproductive organ

if ur a man then ur dik we will suck

were so gay

yes we are gay

weve gotten fukced in teh bum at letas five times today

and if u liek

men liek we do

then come pots in flamebaet and ull be gay too

(red machien d solo)

im so fat

fat fat fta

watch me danec

dance dance danec

im teh scatman bob de bop bow

I don’t know how, but that’s even worse than the last one you wrote.


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Red_Machine_D

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

I should have known that you would be so dense as to think it was about you.

HINT: It’s not a troll or a camwhore. Dumbbum.

NEW GAME: Guess who igreat timestears desperately wants to bone, winner gets…something.

My guess: Sugar mammary glands.

If you call that person “Sugar mammary glands” one more time, I’m going to internet detect you and then slash your throat.

It IS Sugar mammary glands! i knew it!


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igreat timestears

Avatar: Labret Piercing

[Suicide Pact]

Level 6 Emo Kid

Hawaiian great timesthirstypedo furfabulous person

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

I should have known that you would be so dense as to think it was about you.

HINT: It’s not a troll or a camwhore. Dumbbum.

NEW GAME: Guess who igreat timestears desperately wants to bone, winner gets…something.

My guess: Sugar mammary glands.

If you call that person “Sugar mammary glands” one more time, I’m going to internet detect you and then slash your throat.

It IS Sugar mammary glands! i knew it!

I didn’t say that at all, now did I? It could be anyone.


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Schildkrote

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 10 Troll

I LOVE SUCKING BIG BLACK male reproductive organS MMMH YEAH HOMOTASTIC GIVE ME THAT SPUNK

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

I should have known that you would be so dense as to think it was about you.

HINT: It’s not a troll or a camwhore. Dumbbum.

NEW GAME: Guess who igreat timestears desperately wants to bone, winner gets…something.

My guess: Sugar mammary glands.

If you call that person “Sugar mammary glands” one more time, I’m going to internet detect you and then slash your throat.

It IS Sugar mammary glands! i knew it!

teh onyl mammary glands on thta thign are made of fat, not sugar

thsi is somethign i get teh feelign ur very experiencde with


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genericangst-
yposter

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[the abyss]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

“Big Bottom” – Spinal Tap

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’

That’s what I said

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom

Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em

Big bottom drive me out of my mind

How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day

You know what I mean

I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day

You know what I mean

My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights

Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom

Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ‘em

Big bottom drive me out of my mind

How could I leave this behind?

Red_Machine_D

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

I should have known that you would be so dense as to think it was about you.

HINT: It’s not a troll or a camwhore. Dumbbum.

NEW GAME: Guess who igreat timestears desperately wants to bone, winner gets…something.

My guess: Sugar mammary glands.

If you call that person “Sugar mammary glands” one more time, I’m going to internet detect you and then slash your throat.

It IS Sugar mammary glands! i knew it!

I didn’t say that at all, now did I? It could be anyone.

Ah but the simple fact that you reacted so harshly proves it! you’ve never lashed out at my affectionate name calling before so why suddenly jump to her defense now? Quod Erat Demonstratum said like the gigantic literary fabulous person that i am.


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BeavisSaves

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

GODAMN BATMAN!! AND YUO KNO W IT"

i wrote u a haiku:

Necrophiliac

great times thirst, pizza pædo-fur-fabulous person,

igreat timestears loves male reproductive organ


My sig sucks because I'm a troll!

genericangst-
yposter

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[the abyss]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

I should have known that you would be so dense as to think it was about you.

HINT: It’s not a troll or a camwhore. Dumbbum.

NEW GAME: Guess who igreat timestears desperately wants to bone, winner gets…something.

My guess: Sugar mammary glands.

If you call that person “Sugar mammary glands” one more time, I’m going to internet detect you and then slash your throat.

It IS Sugar mammary glands! i knew it!

I didn’t say that at all, now did I? It could be anyone.

Ah but the simple fact that you reacted so harshly proves it! you’ve never lashed out at my affectionate name calling before so why suddenly jump to her defense now? Quod Erat Demonstratum said like the gigantic literary fabulous person that i am.

“**** School” – Spinal Tap

You been bad

Don’t do what I say.

You don’t listen.

And you never obey.

Try to teach you.

But you just won’t be good.

You won’t behave the way

A big girl should.

It’s time to give the whip a crack.

I’m gonna have to send you back to

**** School.

**** School.

You’re a beauty.

You’re the best of your breed.

You’re a handful.

And I know what you need.

You need training.

Gonna bring you to heel.

I’m gonna break you with my will of steel.

Discipline’s my middle name.

And no one comes back the same from

**** School.

**** School.

No more sniffling strangers, or running free at night.

You think my bark’s bad, honey – wait till you feel my bite.

You got problems.

You whine and you beg.

When I’m busy,

You wanna dance with my leg.

I’m gonna chain you.

Make you sleep out of doors.

You’re so fetching when you’re down on all fours.

And when you hear your master,

You will come a little faster, thanks to

**** School.

Red_Machine_D

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

Ah, nothing like a little Spinal Tap!


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igreat timestears

Avatar: Labret Piercing

[Suicide Pact]

Level 6 Emo Kid

Hawaiian great timesthirstypedo furfabulous person

genericangstyposter Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

I should have known that you would be so dense as to think it was about you.

HINT: It’s not a troll or a camwhore. Dumbbum.

NEW GAME: Guess who igreat timestears desperately wants to bone, winner gets…something.

My guess: Sugar mammary glands.

If you call that person “Sugar mammary glands” one more time, I’m going to internet detect you and then slash your throat.

It IS Sugar mammary glands! i knew it!

I didn’t say that at all, now did I? It could be anyone.

Ah but the simple fact that you reacted so harshly proves it! you’ve never lashed out at my affectionate name calling before so why suddenly jump to her defense now? Quod Erat Demonstratum said like the gigantic literary fabulous person that i am.

“**** School” – Spinal Tap

You been bad

Don’t do what I say.

You don’t listen.

And you never obey.

Try to teach you.

But you just won’t be good.

You won’t behave the way

A big girl should.

It’s time to give the whip a crack.

I’m gonna have to send you back to

**** School.

**** School.

You’re a beauty.

You’re the best of your breed.

You’re a handful.

And I know what you need.

You need training.

Gonna bring you to heel.

I’m gonna break you with my will of steel.

Discipline’s my middle name.

And no one comes back the same from

**** School.

**** School.

No more sniffling strangers, or running free at night.

You think my bark’s bad, honey – wait till you feel my bite.

You got problems.

You whine and you beg.

When I’m busy,

You wanna dance with my leg.

I’m gonna chain you.

Make you sleep out of doors.

You’re so fetching when you’re down on all fours.

And when you hear your master,

You will come a little faster, thanks to

**** School.

Stop derailing my thread. You’re really starting to **** me off.


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