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scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

With Episode 2 drawing near, how about a nostalgic trek through Episode 1?

Do you remember . . .

– Day one?

– When E-peen were called Exploits?

– The introduction of the Official Forumwarz Blog?

– The Emo rebalancing?

– A time before Haxlrose?

– The introduction of Forumbuildr?

– The introduction of Domination?

– When klans didn’t have private forums?

– The Team Orange Jackal epic battle the first week that 5 way ties were introduced?

– When there was no way to turn off sigs?

– THE LAG, THE LAG, THE LAAAAAAAAAAG?

– n00b65 (now MC Banhammer) becoming a moderator?

– Wishing Evil Trout (and male reproductive organ Hyman) a happy birthday?

– The Gambling Addict E-peen getting retired?

– The discovery of klan vanilla, 3 scoops per pwn, the month long klan warfare between Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose and Flamers of Loathing and the beginning of “OMG, klan vanilla is teh brokz0r!!111!”?

– A time when characters with cheater enhancements could top the leaderboards? (That was fixed pretty damn quick!)

– Renaming The Other Other Hole . . . BINGEBOT 2015?

– Escher and the mechanics whores bringing together the spaders to work out how attributes and upgrades really worked, and posting their information for everyone to use?

– People really roleplaying camwhores and emos?

– The introduction of the “name change” option for Brownie Points – on April Fools Day of all days?

– The introduction of renaming Domination teams, followed quickly by the implemetation of kittijenn’s suggestion of a link to your past Dom team?

– Escher’s alter ego Sux2BU becoming the new mod?

– The restructuring of Flamebate?

– The rise of the hardcore re-res?

– The introduction of IRC?

– The haxpoitationeers breaking IRC?

– The change to the way the Popularity and Flamebate leaderboards worked to help prevent scripted spammy crap? (And how the peen obsessed just went about it the hard way then?)

– The Domination card bug for unlimited cards?

– Uncapped anti-freeze scoops making klan vanilla seem tame?

– MySpaceTom and PANTS getting people to ditch/disband their klans?

– The introduction of INCIT?

– The haxpolitationeers breaking INCIT? (I detect a pattern here…Log in to see images!)

– Pluvius becoming the first known non-cheat troll with the Defaced Mona Lisa?

– The addition of the E-peen counter next to player names and the wave of E-peen whores it dragged out of the closet?

– The release of The Great Firewall of China – the hardest forum ever that made people insane until the release of Faux News – the invisible forum that was over twice as mean?

– The charisma rebalance that led to better deliveries?

– The illegal alt turn in amnesty?

– The nerfing of “streaking”?

– The announcement that Episode 2 would be out in October?

– The start of beta testing for Episode 2?

What? You don’t remember those things? Well then, welcome aboard newbie. Log in to see images!

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

I don’t remember any of those things prior to Great Firewall so I guess I’m still a Noob.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Malaise Posted:

I don’t remember any of those things prior to Great Firewall so I guess I’m still a Noob.

I doubt most remember all of them. I only read about the first 7 or so. I think it’s kind of cool to be able to see how things evolved. The time between November and May was jammed with stuff, and then it kind of settled. Log in to see images!

OkranV2

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

scullyangel Posted:

– The start of beta testing for Episode 2?

i dont even remember that, let alone the things before it >_>;

yeah, iam reaally new

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

Avatar: MOCK-CONGLERS BITCH's Avatar
8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

should have added ‘the ws22 fiasco +beginnings of alt conspiracy’

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I don’t really care about them but it’s really sweet of you to walk us through these beautiful moments of this everlasting journey. Thank you scully Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

I remember most of these, but wasn’t really present to a good part because I was a lurker back there.

Fran edited this message on 09/16/2008 8:51AM

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

I support this thread with my emotions, some points were new to me

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

I remember most of the stuff after “THE LAGGG THE LAG!!!!”

good times.

jesus it’s been almost a year since forumwarz started, and about 7 months (i think) since i started playing.

**** how much time have i blown sitting here instead of doing rl life

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

**** how much time have i blown sitting here instead of doing rl life

time well spent IMO.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

I’m surprised how much of that list I witnessed, if not took part in.

To think, I would have had to play with my kids for the last 7 months.

Thank you Forumwarz!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Bumping for the last few Ep 1 only moments. Log in to see images!

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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scullyangel Posted:

Bumping for the last few Ep 1 only moments. Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Holy crap, even I don’t remember some of this stuff. Good post, will read again! Log in to see images!

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

I remember from abotu the BINGEBOT renaming onwards

Good times Log in to see images!

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Boy, I sense mbumive oldfabulous personry itt

I’m reading this thread, learning history from veterans

BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Go newbie!

/joined a week ago or so

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

I remember a similar thread arround forumwarz, but w/e

Yeah so remember quite some of those things.

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