Something_Witty Posted:

THE 10 OF DIAMONDS IS A PARANOID BASTARD by Something_Witty

Me: *driving around in a stolen NK jeep, singing Judas Priest songs, running over any NK dudes along the way*

Badbum NK Tank: (shouts something incomprehendable)

Badbum NK Tank: *gets hijacked*

Me: *starts humming the Benny Hill theme, crushing a few minor encampments along the way*

Me: This is too simple…I’m betting I’m gonna start running into some resistance soon…

*this is about when I run into 5 tanks. at once. 5 ****ING TANKS.

Me: HOLY CHRIST ON A STICK. TIME TO CALL IN AIR SUPPORT.

*signal is jammed by a jammer planted safely way beyond the tanks*

Me: THE HELL KIND OF PARANOID WANKER HAS 5 TANKS GUARDING HIM?! D:

Me: *proceeds to get horribly raped many times. the one time I snuck past the tanks in a jeep, they shot me and the dude when I got out, killing him and half the money*

Me: THIS IS THE WORST GAME EVER ;o;

5 tanks? you’re not really lucky aren’t you?

Nicco Posted:

5 tanks? you’re not really lucky aren’t you?

I bet when I finally DO get to take on the Ace of Spades the ****ing extraction chopper will fall on him.

Given that he’s worth $100,000,000, that would be exceedingly ****ty. Log in to see images!

FoetalBlowjob Posted:

i love this game. Secret is to just ****ing run at a tank, get hit by a shell, then in blood soaked impact time, rob it and blow up everything nearby.

I’m not even joking i have completed this 5 times already, so many glitches to take advantage of. Cheat weapons drop = p good.

lol, yeah that’s more or less what I do. The regular machine-gun toting weenies do alarmingly pathetic damage, it’s only the vehicles, snipers & RPG wankers that are worth worrying about.

The most fun I’ve had so far is saving, then wasting ALL my money Bunker Bustering an entire city to smithereens and ****ing people off immensely Log in to see images! Something_Witty edited this message on 09/26/2008 12:50AM

lol nice review…pity i never got to finish the game though