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Fun CLOSED: Self-congratulatory contest for 1 BP

Bling Fling

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21

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Contest is closed: Angry Hobo and Tesfan win because they made me LQTM. Thanks guys, and happy birthday to me!

Hey,

As some of you may know, tomorrow’s my RL bday. Since I’m very lonely and desperate (read: bored and hungry for E-Peen), it wouldn’t be complete without you congratulating me on the internet. So you have one post per character to do that (try not to edit). Say something nice, something funny, something entertaining, whatever and tomorrow or the day after I’ll go through this thread and pick what I consider the best post for whatever reason I see fit and reward it with BP.

Bling Fling edited this message on 09/15/2008 3:27PM

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I killed your stalker for youLog in to see images!

His blood smelled nice spilled on your front lawn.

I keep the rest of it in a bottle, so that when I feel bad I can drink it.

Happy Birthday!

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS CAKE I’VE COPY PASTED FROM THE INTERNET!

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LOOK, I ALSO FOUND THIS E-CARD

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AND SINCE NO BIRTHDAY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A STRIPER, HERE’S A **** LOAD OF THEM, ALL THE SAME AND COPYPASTED FROM THE INTERNET SINCE IM SUCH A CHEAP ****IN GUY!

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and yes i did copy the thing i did on the milo thread

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

fine upstanding member of society

Bling Fling

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21

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Bumping this. Angry Hobo takes the lead so far.

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Hope your birthday is completely Log in to see images!

7415

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

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Congratulations on hitting the big 4-0! Maybe this year you’ll finally move out of your mom’s basement and stop impersonating teenage girls on the internet!

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Anon1173

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2

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

I guess u just want something to blow

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

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8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

生日快乐

Bling Fling

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21

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

7415 is also a contender, keep’m coming!

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

MOCK-CONGLERS **** Posted:

生日快乐

=hbd in fine upstanding member of society-ese btw

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

a card for you

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i made u a cake Log in to see images!

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u don’t like it? Log in to see images!

ahh well i ordered some other ones of the internet just in case

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and of course no congratulations would be complete without a present. i had to have my friend here hold it up so i could take the picture! Log in to see images!

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hope you enjoyed it Log in to see images! happy birthday and remember:

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Bling Fling

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21

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

tesfan’s is also very good… it’s gonna be hard to choose!

Bling Fling

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21

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I’m leaving for school now, bumping this so a few more people can enter. Probably going to reward the prize when I get back.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

hey happy birthday

if you eat some cake think of me while doing so as i like cake a lot.

then you’ll think of cakefarts and laugh.

INSERT_FLY_1-
57

Avatar: Woman's Abs

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

joyous day of birth to you, infidel. may your harem and camels grow fat

on dates and coconuts

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Anti-entry, since I currently have plenty of BPs.

For your birthday I will give you the gift of truth and some bum kissing: Log in to see images!

Happy birthday, sweetie. Log in to see images!

DO NOT BAN S-
G94 SHE IS A-
CTUALLY P CO-
OL

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8

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

You’re a year closer to death. Congrats.

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Unlike Chuck Norris, every one of your birthdays doesn’t add another year to your existence. So, don’t be happy just yet Log in to see images!

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