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Evil Trout Evil Trout's Beta Launch Podcast: Call for questions

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

To celebrate next week’s launch of the Beta of Episode 2, I was thinking it might be fun to do another Podcast (and hopefully this one will work!). I have a very good idea of what will be in Episode 2 now, and can answer many more questions with authority.

I can’t guarantee that the other crotch zombie guys will be available, but I promise at the very least I will record one this weekend and answer tons of questions.

So, go ahead and post questions in this thread!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Can I be on it?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Why aren’t Natalie, scullyangel, and I mods yet? You’ll need more with the huge influx of people Episode 2 will surely bring.

Better start training us now!

EDIT: ****… supposed to be Big Bother.

FAIL edited this message on 09/12/2008 1:19PM

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Will Episode 2 make a more confident, attractive person?

Also: put me in the Beta…?

Moshineko

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Will trolls be permitted actual evil “Evil” attacks? I’m dying to lay down a Zippocat on PrayPal.

And what does this mean for the “Endgame” forum? Endgame 2?

BiZarro Tom

Avatar: BiZarro Tom's Avatar

Level 4 Re-Re

liker of mudkips

Will there be a mission to pwn Facebook and humiliate that douchebag, Mark Zuckerberg? Please note that a negative response would be a deal breaker for me. Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

What, if any, unexpected challenges (coding, story progression, etc.) did you encounter which set you back?

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Will there be ‘boss battles’? I heard some time ago about some kind of blog for a boss type encounter, but I can’t remember if it was official or not.

I’m leaning towards the latter.

And what was the point of the pbumword for the coral springs forum? As far as I can tell, it was just there. Maybe it was just to add integrity to the game world, but it would be cool to have definitive answers.

Thanks!

King Krimson edited this message on 09/12/2008 2:14PM

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

will there be possibilities to gain e-peens that are not available anymore?

can trolls finally equip unequippable items and benefit from it?

will the harris piltons be in the shop again?

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

How many more mini-games will there be?

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

How do you think the Episode 2 will affect community forums- will we see a general increase of difficulty to correspond with the rise in the level cap? Will the release of 20 new official forums step on some of the forum ideas people have been suggesting? Likewise, did any of the planned forums for Episode 2 have similar concepts to community forums that got made since starting work on Episode 2?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Some good questions already! Keep em coming!

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Evil Trout Posted:

Some good questions already! Keep em coming!

Is it true that you and Jalepeno bootyhole and/or MC Banhammer have a, um, ‘special’ relationship?

King Krimson edited this message on 09/12/2008 5:31PM

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Will it make playing forumwarz fun again?

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Will INCIT ever rise again?

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

How many lolis can I seduce and/or kidnap in Episode 2?

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Why was I not notified about this?

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

1. Will we still be able to choose any available clbum to ascend to from a re-re state? (In other words will there be a point at which you really are a perman00b with no option to change?)

2. How will the job board interact/interfere with Pistachio streaks?

3. Should I be flezz grinding all my characters right now? Log in to see images!

4. What is BINGEBOT 2015 doing later and do you think he would bug you more about adding the clbum goal based trophies if I gave him a “private session”?

5. What do you think long time players will be most surprised by? (No details, just name it so it doesn’t ruin the surprise!)

6. Over the last week or so I’ve noticed more new characters pwning forums, have you started a marketing campaign of some sort?

7. What is your favorite part of Episode 2?

MC Banhacker

Avatar: 56461 Tue Dec 23 18:27:44 -0500 2008
17

[Survivor - ForumWa-
rz Editing Booth
]

Level 68 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

scullyangel Posted:

4. What is BINGEBOT 2015 doing later and do you think he would bug you more about adding the clbum goal based trophies if I gave him a “private session”?

I’m not busy, and I’ll pretty much do anything you want for a “private session”.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Why was I not notified about this?

I just decided to do it today, and I figured I’d do it whether or not you guys could participate Log in to see images!

Although it would be cool if you could!

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