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FAQ Do any of you read the blog? I think this posted about an hour ago. Okay back to my tubmails.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

I saw it, and swore because I have to play the game.

I bumume one Denture visit is more than enough.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Veer Posted:

I saw it, and swore because I have to play the game.

I bumume one Denture visit is more than enough.

You mean you don’t use all your visits all the time? *gasp of horror*

Thanks for the blog bump, I check every couple of days, but hadn’t yet today. Great news, Ep. 2 should be soon. Log in to see images!

BiZarro Tom

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Level 4 Re-Re

liker of mudkips

Excellent. More things to break. Log in to see images!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

BiZarro Tom Posted:

Excellent. More things to break. Log in to see images!

Teamwork? Log in to see images!

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

scullyangel Posted:

You mean you don’t use all your visits all the time? *gasp of horror*

Thanks for the blog bump, I check every couple of days, but hadn’t yet today. Great news, Ep. 2 should be soon. Log in to see images!

i never play

ever

everrr

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

I was never promised anything but I am officially stating that I should be included for the following pathetic reasons:

– I spend less time doing my job than I do ovulating.

– I spend a lot of time on the site while under the influence of alcohol (buzzed people are good at breaking things).

– Dr. Gregory House said I have only 3 weeks to live so chances of me being around for the real thing is not that good.

– My life is currently so boring I had a dream about playing Forumwarz about a week ago.

– I live in Ohio…Canada is my states hat.

– I have a crotch and love zombies.

In all seriousness though (though I hate to admit some of those reasons were serious) if you need someone to break something and tell you about it I’m good at it. I’m probably the only person who can crash OS X on an hourly basis (and yes I know the fix even though Apple ignores it).

And if that doesn’t work I’m open to bribing you guys.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

BiZarro Tom Posted:

Excellent. More things to break. Log in to see images!

Can you please either break things right away – like now, or wait until at least a month or so after Ep. 2 rolls out, so new people aren’t scared off? I really miss seeing lots and lots of players in all areas of the game.

kthxbai! Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

CreepPipe Posted:

I was never promised anything but I am officially stating that I should be included for the following pathetic reasons:

– I spend less time doing my job than I do ovulating.

– I spend a lot of time on the site while under the influence of alcohol (buzzed people are good at breaking things).

– Dr. Gregory House said I have only 3 weeks to live so chances of me being around for the real thing is not that good.

– My life is currently so boring I had a dream about playing Forumwarz about a week ago.

– I live in Ohio…Canada is my states hat.

– I have a crotch and love zombies.

In all seriousness though (though I hate to admit some of those reasons were serious) if you need someone to break something and tell you about it I’m good at it. I’m probably the only person who can crash OS X on an hourly basis (and yes I know the fix even though Apple ignores it).

And if that doesn’t work I’m open to bribing you guys.

Pretty reasonable, if you tell me.

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

I respectfully submit myself on the basis I used a personal computer in 1979.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

If I happen to get into the Beta I’ll **** myself with joy and take a picture of it and post it here.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

I always secretly wanted to be part of Episode 2 Beta. Invite me! Log in to see images!

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I submitted a haiku, so I’m not sure, but I think I’m into the beta.

If not, then it’s no great loss, but getting into the beta and therefore credits would be pretty cool.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

King Krimson Posted:

I submitted a haiku, so I’m not sure, but I think I’m into the beta.

If not, then it’s no great loss, but getting into the beta and therefore credits would be pretty cool.

You still have a chance by being randomly chosen.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

i should be in the beta because i contribute to flamebate with my hilarious and wonderful posts everyday

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

seriously

BiZarro Tom

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Level 4 Re-Re

liker of mudkips

scullyangel Posted:

Can you please either break things right away – like now, or wait until at least a month or so after Ep. 2 rolls out, so new people aren’t scared off? I really miss seeing lots and lots of players in all areas of the game.

kthxbai! Log in to see images!

Me am really that scary? Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

If I happen to get into the Beta I’ll **** myself with joy and take a picture of it and post it here.

Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

If I happen to get into the Beta I’ll **** myself with joy and take a picture of it and post it here.

If you take a picture ****ing yourself with joy and post it on Flamebate, I promise you a Beta invite.

(before you do it: remember the Beta will likely be broken in many places. The release version will be more balanced and fun!)

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Tubs is awesome. Give that man an invite regardless.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Do people in Beta get Ep2 free?

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