Something_Witty Posted:

Baron destroy poopface

baron destroy poopface 4 water jets

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Just for the record, I’m 19 and on benefits due to being unable to work.

So I still get money, but all I have to do is lie around all day doing nothing.

I mostly sleep. And when I get up I just chillax and do whatever I feel like. I’m young and free.

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But really, have fun with your nine to five, enervating, thankless, repetitive, dead-end job that you have no choice but to go to day in and day out for the rest of life because it’s the only way you can even manage to scrape by in life.

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I actually HATE people like this.

How can you appreciate the value of money if you wont get off your arse and actually go earn it like the rest of the world.

**** man.

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Everyone can do some kind of job.

BirdofPrey Posted:

aspurgurs is a made up disease and anyone who says they have it is essentially proud that htey have no social skills and no desire to develop them

agreed.

BirdofPrey Posted:

aspurgurs is a made up disease and anyone who says they have it is essentially proud that htey have no social skills and no desire to develop them

I can see the logic to this very special argument, however I personally have higher functioning social skills than most people with Asperger’s. Being a girl meant that unlike boys who’d just be themselves, I was – like all girls – constantly trying to fit in, meaning it went unnoticed for a long time. It also means that I forced myself to learn a lot of things. Though I still find some things hard to understand, I am still trying to learn.

Milo Posted:

First off, you can obviously get a ****in job then. I have been diagnosed with **** but I don’t hide in my house allday doing **** all.

Second, if you get that much money the government needs to rethink how it does benefits. No wonder there’s aload of lazy gits like you in the world.

Third, being FEMALE doesn’t matter a toss. I AM FEMALE BUT I NEED A JOB. Same for my friends, and for everyone I know. This point is invalid due to it being totally irrelavant and ****ing stupid.

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No, I can’t go out and get a job because I suffer from panic attacks when I leave the house. When I was twelve I had a nervous breakdown in school and haven’t returned to “normal” society since.

And it’s not just a case of dealing with the stress. I’m already on medication and have tried various other ways of dealing with my anxiety problems, but they’re just too bad.

I get physical manifestations of my stress no matter how hard I try. I can feel perfectly fine with a situation, and yet for some reason obviously my brain doesn’t agree, and since I happen to have a bowel disorder too – which makes my gut a weak point – I get bad stomach cramps and end up having to sit on the ****ing bog for hours at a time having wave after wave of excruciating pain. Either that or I end up with a migraine that lasts for days, and practically incapacitates me, as I can’t leave my bedroom, locked in the ****ing dark because my head hurts so much. I ****ing dread to think what it’d be like if I actually felt stressed out too.

Even if I wanted to get a job – which at times I do, because it would be nice to experience having a job and the value of money that you’ve really earned – I can’t. Maybe one day when I’m older I’ll be comfortable enough with it. For now, it’s baby steps.

And I need to be on benefits otherwise my family and I wouldn’t be able to get along in life. Especially with this ****ing recession coming up. I get more than other people because I’ve been on them a long time, and it’s not a condition that can ever be healed.

It would be wonderful to be “normal”, and yes, many times I’ve gotten depressed about it, but the only thing I can do is look on the bright side of things, and that is the fact that I’m lucky enough to not have to force myself to do things I’m extremely uncomfortable with day in and day out just to survive. I do not take it for granted, and it’s not like I’m not trying to get to a point where I can someday work like most lazy bastards on the ****ing dole.

Forgive me for trying to embrace the good things in my life so I don’t spiral into depression.

 

TL;DR: No, I can’t get a job, even if I wanted to. I’m not lazy as I do a lot of work around the house to keep it in order due to my mother being ill. And you obviously didn’t understand what I meant when I mentioned being female. I meant that if it’s just about getting laid, I’m pretty sure a guy doesn’t give two ****s if a girl has a job; he cares if she’s a good lay. And as for guys who would care, the right one would understand my situation.

 

So, **** YOU – you don’t know nor can you begin to understand my situation. So shut your ****ing mouth and think before making bumumptions next time, you haughty woman's genitals.

InaneAnomaly Posted:

No, I can’t go out and get a job because I suffer from panic attacks when I leave the house. When I was twelve I had a nervous breakdown in school and haven’t returned to “normal” society since.

And it’s not just a case of dealing with the stress. I’m already on medication and have tried various other ways of dealing with my anxiety problems, but they’re just too bad.

I get physical manifestations of my stress no matter how hard I try. I can feel perfectly fine with a situation, and yet for some reason obviously my brain doesn’t agree, and since I happen to have a bowel disorder too – which makes my gut a weak point – I get bad stomach cramps and end up having to sit on the ****ing bog for hours at a time having wave after wave of excruciating pain. Either that or I end up with a migraine that lasts for days, and practically incapacitates me, as I can’t leave my bedroom, locked in the ****ing dark because my head hurts so much. I ****ing dread to think what it’d be like if I actually felt stressed out too.

Even if I wanted to get a job – which at times I do, because it would be nice to experience having a job and the value of money that you’ve really earned – I can’t. Maybe one day when I’m older I’ll be comfortable enough with it. For now, it’s baby steps.

And I need to be on benefits otherwise my family and I wouldn’t be able to get along in life. Especially with this ****ing recession coming up. I get more than other people because I’ve been on them a long time, and it’s not a condition that can ever be healed.

It would be wonderful to be “normal”, and yes, many times I’ve gotten depressed about it, but the only thing I can do is look on the bright side of things, and that is the fact that I’m lucky enough to not have to force myself to do things I’m extremely uncomfortable with day in and day out just to survive. I do not take it for granted, and it’s not like I’m not trying to get to a point where I can someday work like most lazy bastards on the ****ing dole.

Forgive me for trying to embrace the good things in my life so I don’t spiral into depression.

 

TL;DR: No, I can’t get a job, even if I wanted to. I’m not lazy as I do a lot of work around the house to keep it in order due to my mother being ill. And you obviously didn’t understand what I meant when I mentioned being female. I meant that if it’s just about getting laid, I’m pretty sure a guy doesn’t give two ****s if a girl has a job; he cares if she’s a good lay. And as for guys who would care, the right one would understand my situation.

 

So, **** YOU – you don’t know nor can you begin to understand my situation. So shut your ****ing mouth and think before making bumumptions next time, you haughty woman's genitals.

yay, finally some serious text to respond to. I was getting bored.

Not going to judge you in any way. Had an awful few years in my life. Heavy depression, suicidal etc. Never talk about it. Never will. I got over it eventually.

I did waste a lot of my life with it though, wasted my studies for the time being. Back on the right path now. Got a good paying job now, goals in my life, friends, dates/women/a sex life, looking for a new study, a fresh start. Even now I got some bad days/weeks, but I can easily deal with those, I’ve had a lot worse.

In short: Don’t give up, eventually the pieces will fall into place, everybody’s got their own ****, just hold your head high and never lose your pride.

And yes, trying to keep optimism is the best thing to do even in the worst situations.

Then there’s the entire guy-demand thing: Every guy demands something else from a woman, don’t place us all under the same hood. Some men only care for a good body, some might think a job is important, some may think cultural knowledge is (ie, knowing painters or writers), some demand a pretty face, some demand a decent education etc etc.. All men have a different set, so… well. I made my point.

I don’t care if a girl has a job though, as long as she’s got goals and pbumions.

yay, now I wrote another huge piece of text, with all kinds of abusable data.

Trolls: bumemble!

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AAHZ Posted:

the trolling factor in this thread is off the meter. unbelievable.

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Why do you think I read this topic?

There’s only two reasons for me to come to a topic, one is a high trolling factor or potentially high trolling factor, the other is free ice cream

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Edit: oh actually there’s three. #3 is cute puppies, but no luck there either

banana edited this message on 09/09/2008 6:04PM

banana Posted:

Why do you think I read this topic?

There’s only two reasons for me to come to a topic, one is a high trolling factor or potentially high trolling factor, the other is free ice cream

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Edit: oh actually there’s three. #3 is cute puppies, but no luck there either

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BirdofPrey Posted:

trolling aspergers people about their aspergers is always hilarious because they invariably write an essay in response. every time

Some guys from work were going to hit the bar tonight but I didn’t go I just wanted to go home and have a hot shower and some cough medicine. Do you think I’m catching bumburgers?

Biff Weasley Posted:

Some guys from work were going to hit the bar tonight but I didn’t go I just wanted to go home and have a hot shower and some cough medicine. Do you think I’m catching bumburgers?

depends on how much cough syrup your gonna drink