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Contest contest: write a story! the third! (7 BP)

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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[70 Character Story-
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Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

King Krimson Posted:

If it comes as any constlation, I liked yours the best. And since I was the one who suggested the theme, that counts for something, right?

It comes as many constellations, dear friend. Thank you.

numbers13773-
45

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
2

[70 Character Story-
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Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Grats peeps! Pretty much everyone had an awesome story.

InaneAnomaly

Avatar: InaneAnomaly's Avatar
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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

SuperMonkeyMan Posted:

I reached around and grabbed his hard Log in to see images! for support…

...Suddenly, Mike was standing in front of me, and yelling. “WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO MY GRANDMOTHER?”

WHY DID HIS GRANDMOTHER HAVE A male reproductive organ?! PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS A HALLUCINATION!

eatshat

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

what? it’s over.

i though about submit it a few moment’s ago though.

eatshat edited this message on 09/10/2008 1:15PM

SuperMonkeyM-
an

Avatar: Ron Paul
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Level 69 Troll

New Mod in training.

InaneAnomaly Posted:

WHY DID HIS GRANDMOTHER HAVE A male reproductive organ?! PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS A HALLUCINATION!

How to read fiction.

Hint: If it is a hallucination, then the Grandmother’s saggy mammary glands must have been Mike’s balls.

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