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Writing I had sex with a fat Brazilian chick - Diary of a troll hero

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

enire Posted:

You know, it started out so well. Varig Airlines has impeccable service, and even their food is good.

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A couple of Vodka & Guaranas, lots of attention from the gorgeous flight attendants (boys and girls!), and I arrived in Rio feeling very festive, indeed.

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I met Tubs at the airport. Although I’d never seen him in person before, the unusual complexion and the faint glow of his mangina made him instantly recognizable.

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We stopped for a drink at the airport lounge before getting into a cab and heading into the city. He had Bailey’s, of course; I had a glbum of Merlot.

Fran’s house was easy to find. Brazilians have a gift for giving directions. Such a cute little house it was, too. Oddly different in style from the neighbouring homes.

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Tubs and I glanced nervously at each other as we approached the door. The moans from upstairs told me that quang had already arrived… and was about to “arrive” again Log in to see images!. Tubs and I exchanged a quick fistbump for luck, and I rang the bell. A young man’s face appeared in the window above, and a moment later, the door opened.

Before us stood a vision of loveliness. Fran was even more voluptuous than I expected, fleshy thighs rippling with every step.

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My knees grew limp as my male reproductive organ stiffened. I looked at Tubs and crossed myself. I must have pbumed out, because the next thing I knew, Fran had me slung over her shoulder and was carrying me upstairs.

Up in Fran’s room, the four of us got comfortable, and… well, I’m not one to kiss and tell, but quang has given you the idea already. It was overpoweringly beautiful, though — the alcoholic haze, the scent of Bailey’s on Tubs’ breath, Fran’s ample thighs around my waist…

The doorbell startled all of us, I think, breaking our rhythm and the personal reveries we were all lost in. Quang and Tubs seemed rather alarmed at the prospect of more people joining us. Those silly boys don’t understand that more is better. Always. Well, almost always.

“Entrais!” Fran called out. I was a little surprised that she didn’t go down to answer the door in person, but I was relieved, too. It felt so good to be cocooned in the folds of her body.

Their footsteps on the stairs were like thunder. I began to panic, imagining military police in their big boots. I looked to Fran for rebumurance, and the smile on her face put me at ease. Just then, I heard Tubs gasp, and I turned around.

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Now… don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against larger women. I love the fullness and softness of their flesh, and there are so many wonderful things you can do with rolls Log in to see images!. But I was not prepared for this. Next thing I knew, I was torn from Fran’s embrace and carried to another room.

What happened in there? Well, at first… once I got over the shock… things were going well. I’m not really into the sploshing scene, but I’m not one turn down a little chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Then the cake came out, and I thought, “OK, I can handle this,” and, you know, it was okay. But these women were insatiable, and that cake was gone in mere moments. Next thing I knew, they were tying me up and eyeing me hungrily. Could they be… holy god they were carrying me down to the kitchen! I hadn’t noticed on the way in, but Fran has some gigantic appliances there. And on the stove was a very large pot, easily big enough for two men.

I fought like I have never fought in my life. I grabbed a mbumive cast-iron frying pan and swung it with all my might. The sound of a skull cracking is one I never wish to hear again. Sick to my stomach, I ran as fast as I could, grabbing some laundry off the line on my way to the gate. Tubs and quang met me there. We all stared at each other, shell-shocked, unwilling to break the awful silence.

We didn’t speak to each other at all on the way to the airport, and we said the hastiest of goodbyes after we pbumed through security. It sounds like quang got off easy; I don’t know what happened to Tubs. I’m afraid to ask.

much too long; tried to read, but enjoyed the pictures and came, tks


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Also, from personal experience, Gol Intelligent Airlines >>>> Varig Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

much too long; tried to read, but enjoyed the pictures and came, tks

I’m glad you enjoyed the pictures. Maybe next time you can find a grown-up to read the words to you.


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enire

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[70 Character Story-
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

King Krimson Posted:

So, Enire, how does it feels to be on the wrong side of an insatiable homicidal maniac?

It doesn’t feel good, does it?

Yes, these are thinly veiled hints.

Please go stand by the stairs.


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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

enire Posted:

Please go stand by the stairs.

Not after what you did to Grandma, you fiend.

King Krimson edited this message on 09/01/2008 1:35PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
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Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

enire Posted:

Please go stand by the stairs.

we are here to protect you

shoving is the answer

shoving will protect you

from the terrible secret of space


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

This story is making me miss Biff. Log in to see images!


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

enire Posted:

I’m glad you enjoyed the pictures. Maybe next time you can find a grown-up to read the words to you.

nah i prefer reading them with children, such as on fw


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

i didnt read any of this


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enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

nah i prefer reading them with children, such as on fw

Sure, find a little kid to read it to you, then. Perhaps he or she can explain the difficult parts, too.


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

enire Posted:

Sure, find a little kid to read it to you, then. Perhaps he or she can explain the difficult parts, too.

i’m not terribly interested in the ‘difficult’ parts, as you put it..*chuckles*


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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I EAT THAT BRAZILIAN FAT CHICK

AND YOU ALL AT THE SAME TIME

BECAUSE I’M THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER

NO ONE CAN RUN AWAY FROM ME


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Hey maybe u can be a character in the next chapter Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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InaneAnomaly

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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

quangntenemy Posted:

She moaned in excitement. “It must have been her first time”

Uh…if it was her first time, that moan wouldn’t have been excitement…it would have been tremendous pain. Log in to see images!


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Uh…if it was her first time, that moan wouldn’t have been excitement…it would have been tremendous pain. Log in to see images!

Yeah she totally deceived me Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
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Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Stupid.


Who am I? I am…

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And I’m going to zap your bum.

ANAL_RAPIST

Avatar: Deformed Child

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

LOL_WUT


I GOATSE’D YUOR MOM 4 TEH LULZ

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Ash Ketchum Posted:

What are you 12?

asked the guy who is a pokefabulous person

BigSloppy****

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[bumSUPMYbum]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

wow that was pretty amazing

pretty amazingly GAY hahaha ahha Log in to see images!


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