****esAint**** Posted:

Re-Re-Paul Posted:

I beat fitness fabulous personry, but I can’t seem to get Bruce Bear to give me the damn KKK mission.

Strange since I got the Bruce bear mission before even finishing fitness fabulous personry. Care to explain how you’re doing it since I can hardly even turn a profit on regular grinding ?

I’m not making much of a profit, but what I do for now is put points only in ego and offense, priority in that order, and only buying +50 ego boosters. I’ll probably up this to +100 ego boosters for the KKK mission, but what you’re basically doing is slamming the forums as quickly as possible while using the least amount of items possible to give you more turns, profitability be damned. If you ever see anything in the ppwnshop that increases offense that you can use, grab onto it like a wild dog, as it can easily double your damage output. Any spare points you have put into frugality, but this is a distant 3rd on your priority list.

Make sure to get the roids from THE_**** and the program from Doctor_O (gotten from being extra nice to him) to give you some stat-buffs, and pray for strings of 0 damage attacks.

EDIT: Defense is worthless, changed that bit. Also, let your HP get as close to zero as you think the forum you’re on will let you. The more turns you get in before using an item the less items you’ll end up using.

EDIT2: Also, jump into a forum without using any items the first time to see how far you get. Use this info as a baseline on how many ego-pills you’ll need to go further.

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Wow, I’m acctually having more trouble with my Troll then my Re-Re, I can’t even pwn Fitness fabulous personry with the damn guy. My Emo, Re-Re, and Camwhore all had no problems though.

I am the above.

Anyway, just beat/deployed on fitness fabulous personry with 3 XRXRs, then beat/deployed KKK with 9XRXRs. Godspeed gentlemen.

Edit: Tomorrow I’ll get Bad Poetry, wooo.

Jesus Christ that’s impressive.

I win.

ThisIsBull**** Posted:

I win.

Damn, good job. I got completely bored of mashing my 2 attacks and stopped my attempt.

Cubear Posted:

It is also very likely impossible now, reres got hugely cut down now. they’d need to reroll to be defense monsters and that probably wouldn’t be helpful enough.

Yeah I suspect ThisIsBull**** might be the only person to ever complete it, unless there is another large rebalance. Maybe the ability to transfer flezz between accounts would make it possible as well, as well as better healing items (200+ ego) and new useful items for the computer/glbumes slot. So maybe not!

I do not share this opinion and think that early attacks were way too useful late in the game.

Bashing your head against the keyboard should not do only slightly less damage than a well-crafted (ha) insult or yo momma joke. No matter how good you are at it.

Ryouga Inverse Posted:

I do not share this opinion and think that early attacks were way too useful late in the game.

Bashing your head against the keyboard should not do only slightly less damage than a well-crafted (ha) insult or yo momma joke. No matter how good you are at it.

I agree that early attacks were too powerful with high offense, but I’m not suggesting that they should be as strong as they used to be or anywhere close to as strong as the better attacks. I’m just pointing out that as it is right now, only the strongest attacks see any real benefit from additional offense points, so it’s not worthwhile to upgrade it until late in the game. I think there’s a way to make offense more useful early in the game and that’s all I was trying to suggest.

Pfffff I wasn’t even doing 20.

Haha, dunno, up to the others. Not like I gotta worry about it anymore. Log in to see images!

Just want to pipe in that we haven’t forgotten about the E-Peen and stuff. Tonight’s update will address that.