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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

The afterbirth…IT’S ALIVE

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

You’re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

STFU, GTFO and DIAF you bumHAT! (Abbreviate for maximum wtf value).

enire

Avatar: enire's Avatar
9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Did you steal that comeback from Denture Chat?

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

Your mum won Big Brother 5 (In the UK BB5 was won by an insufferable, fat, portugese tranny).

enire

Avatar: enire's Avatar
9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Andy_Dextruss Posted:

Your mum won Big Brother 5 (In the UK BB5 was won by an insufferable, fat, portugese tranny).

Your Mom is Big Brother (the FWZ player).

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

enire Posted:

Your Mom is Big Brother (the FWZ player).

Zing!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Contest is closed. I’ll post the winner(s) shortly.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Andy_Dextruss Posted:

STFU, GTFO and DIAF you bumHAT! (Abbreviate for maximum wtf value).

i know the contest is already closed but I’m just posting to bring you this very important bulletin:

Andy_Dextruss is not a very good poster. In fact, I’d rank his posts somewhere between getting rusty nails jammed into my eyes and some ****er destroying my entire game collection and my car on the Funny-O-Meter.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Something_Witty Posted:

i know the contest is already closed but I’m just posting to bring you this very important bulletin:

Andy_Dextruss is not a very good poster. In fact, I’d rank his posts somewhere between getting rusty nails jammed into my eyes and some ****er destroying my entire game collection and my car on the Funny-O-Meter.

He is from klan **** YOU, did you expect more?

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Fran Posted:

He is from klan **** YOU, did you expect more?

The sad part is that he isn’t, which means he wasn’t funny enough for **** YOU. That’s like, pretty ****ing sad dude. Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

And the winner is:

TESFAN for the “Your mother has two woman's genitalss; you’re one of them”. I liked it the best. It’s concise and offensive.

Runners up:

Fail – For the ‘if i wanted some come-back I’d scrape it off the roof of your mouth’

iRAWR – shaving nipples off

Pluvius – Epic thing about the hydra.

Honorable mention to Enire for the Big Brother crack and Fran for the gratuitous amounts of male reproductive organ and SOMETHING_WITTY for being a p cool guy in general.

BP on their way shortly.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

BP sent.

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

MC, close this contest.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

Something_Witty Posted:

i know the contest is already closed but I’m just posting to bring you this very important bulletin:

Andy_Dextruss is not a very good poster. In fact, I’d rank his posts somewhere between getting rusty nails jammed into my eyes and some ****er destroying my entire game collection and my car on the Funny-O-Meter.

I would find those things incredibly amusing, but granted, my posts in this thread were pretty shocking. And ftr, I left **** You of my own free will.

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

yay! I won!

When I first got the BP, I didn’t know why I got it. lol.

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