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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

This thread is for posting randomized results of madlibs which made it into production, and resulted in strange posts.

For example, this winner thread title I just saw in PrayPal:

HELP: My biological dad is involved in masturbation before puberty!! Will 5288 cover their sins?

How it that possible? Any of it?...

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

to post in this thread you must be wearing headsets. Log in to see images!

I think I saw it on HowStuffBreaks, which was released before the meme was created. o.O

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

This one on Faux News also, funny for me for obvious reasons

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Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Fran Posted:

to post in this thread you must be wearing headsets. Log in to see images!

I think I saw it on HowStuffBreaks, which was released before the meme was created. o.O

I have been seeing this in PrayPal.

Revolargin

Avatar: Dust Mite

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Some posts are present in ALL forums. The headset thing is one of them, but there’s also “have a @good @month @number::1-31” or something like that, and “Halp my internet is broken” and many others, such as asking about a @username’s absense or asking what thread this is and what has been going on in it. I just figured there’s a list somewhere, of generic typical posts that are not forum-specific.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Revolargin Posted:

I just figured there’s a list somewhere, of generic typical posts that are not forum-specific.

That is correct. There’s also some sort of correlation between the difficulty of the forum and the number of generic posts, but I don’t know the exact details.

Revolargin

Avatar: Dust Mite

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

How does the difficulty level {and bumociated stats} of any forumbuildr product get decided, anyway? Does it have something to do with the amount of votes it got?

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Revolargin Posted:

How does the difficulty level {and bumociated stats} of any forumbuildr product get decided, anyway? Does it have something to do with the amount of votes it got?

Evil Trout decides it. Generally, it seems to relate to what just makes sense. Certain forums would have a bigger ego than others, some would be more offensive than others, etc. Obscure Phobia Support Board is superweak because it makes sense that the forumgoers would be unable to stand up to anyone. Great Firewall of China has a huge ego and ability to dish it out because the moderators get to decide who lives and dies. Evil Trout also sometimes hears pleas on how tough a forum should be, if you catch him while he’s making it, but ultimately it’s his choice. Or maybe it’s actually Jalapeno Bootyhole’s choice, behind the scenes. Dunno.

Revolargin

Avatar: Dust Mite

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Intending it as an insult, some enemy on Gamefabulous persons said “U guys are a bunch of men!!!”

TJF588

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16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

“My **** trophy just tried to sacrifice our dog. How should I reward he?”

from Wiccapedia

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Fran Posted:

This one on Faux News also, funny for me for obvious reasons

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i just saw that one the other day

TJF588

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16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

It’s Christmas At Ground Zero!

Anyway,

Best way to word a prayer for phone bill not breaking?

from you-know-where

Princess Dra-
gonRape

Avatar: Blonde Girl

[Big Bag Belligeren-
ts
]

Level 26 Camwhore

bumburgers is awesome lol

I just got this one from Girls Advocating Sexual Purity:

Maybe you American jizzmops don’t care about how horrible it is to ever engage in intercourse, but we Americans sure do! May God sodomize your whole country for its cruel ways! God bless America!

TJF588

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16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Jailhouse Rack Posted:

SOMEONE HERE DESERVES TEH RACK. AND ITZ AIN’T MY GAY BROTHER JENNIFER!

LOL.

^^^what a mammoth bulging dork

from Fitness fabulous personry (I think), in response to the flat-chest Camwhore Bra Shot.

Also: Disregard my pointing-out of obvious typos, since I’ve come to realize that that’s intended to happen.

Re-republican Posted:

Look, all I’m saying is that every holiday should be celebrated with 17 stone of fireworks and waving the American flag. Baby the snake from the Garden of Eden would have wanted it that way.

GTFO, ****ing Brits.

colleen_wuvz_u Posted:

an/s/l?

I get why it happened, but that it happened in this seems weird to me.

su1c1d3_b0obs_xXx Posted:

This is true and it works! My friend Rachel did it and she confirmed it! 1.) Say your crushes name 1 times 2.) Close your stomach and think really hard about them! 3.) Repost this in 14 subjects and you’ll get an unexpected IM from your crush! but don’t mess up or you will get haunted forever by a giant!

TJF588 edited this message on 10/23/2008 5:00PM

EmSee Hamban-
ner

Avatar: 77011 Mon Dec 29 10:38:43 -0500 2008
10

[TribeGirl]

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

ha ha yelling’z contajous




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EmSee Hamban-
ner

Avatar: 77011 Mon Dec 29 10:38:43 -0500 2008
10

[TribeGirl]

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

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Endash

Avatar: 93351 Tue Dec 16 16:15:56 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 28 Hacker

“1337”

A rare thing indeed on Cyber Chondriacs: Someone who actually knows what the hell he’s doing.

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Also, I got my bum handed to me three times by the meta-forum. Should’ve let it kill me for the Log in to see images!, but I’ve never laughed so much while being brought down to a sliver of Ego.

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Log in to see images! Endash edited this message on 12/19/2008 1:09PM

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Fran Posted:

This one on Faux News also, funny for me for obvious reasons

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It’s funny because Brazil has attractive people in it, and fran.

Tig O-Bitties

Avatar: 24201 Thu Nov 06 12:02:31 -0500 2008
6

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

TJF588 Posted:

but don’t mess up or you will get haunted forever by a giant!

That is brilliant.

EmSee Hambanner Posted:

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But that is even more brilliant.

Tig O-Bitties edited this message on 12/22/2008 11:57PM

Raepdog1988

Avatar: 65351 Mon Dec 01 17:36:56 -0500 2008
1

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

The amount of times the game says ‘Dog’, is scary. Its like its talking to me directly.

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