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Sex People ask the Pleasure Man, "why Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect?

Gunther

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2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

Champagne – When the Friar Perignon drank it for the first time, he said, ‘Come quickly, fellow friars, I am drinking stars.’ Champagne is not only a drink. It’s a state of mind.

Glamour – It is all about being at your best around people who also are at their best, a moment in real life when it is like in the movies. That is about feeling and looking good, a shining moment from a, perhaps, not so colorful day.

Sex – Well, sex and love. Do I really need to say something about the importance of this? It is about pure lust, confirmation and giving. Throw in all those thoughts and sensations and you get an explosive mixture. Powerful stuff.

Respect – Without respect, everything falls apart. Respect is the key to be all you can be and letting other people be all they can be. The more true you commit yourself to the Gunther way of life, the more important respect becomes.

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Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

**G**

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Personally I hate champagne but whatever floats your boat.

I suppose straight hard liquor is a lot less fancy and glamorous than bubbly.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Gunther

Avatar: Gunther's Avatar
2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Personally I hate champagne but whatever floats your boat.

I suppose straight hard liquor is a lot less fancy and glamorous than bubbly.

Champagne is about a state of mind, not just the drink.

It’s a state of mind where you feel and look glamourous.


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Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

**G**

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

hmmm I might give it another try then.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

BiZarro Tom

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Level 4 Re-Re

liker of mudkips

Me am enjoy Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect too!

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

You are gay, get the **** out.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

who are you


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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

I tried Guntherism

Excellent religion A+++ would pray again.


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Pheonix311

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

I agree with all but the champagne.

Im a wine salesman, champagne tastes like **** and you can only feel glamorous if you like what your drinking, and you only look glamorous if you have a facial expression of joy and wonderment because you luike your drink that much.

your wrong, GTFO

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