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Poetry "I Am Loved By Little Children," a Poem by Henry Head.

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Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

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As we mourn the pbumage of Summer as it begins to give way to the cool breezes of the Fall season, one is re-minded of such wonderful poems as this one from Henry Head’s 1919 Oxford Collexion.

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I am loved by little children:

Happy girl and laughing boy

Cast their tender arms around me,

Clamorous with joy.

Baby waking out of slumber

To solitary land

Gathers open-eyed contentment

From my out-stretched hand.

On my arm, he stills his sorrow,

At my breast his wailings cease:

To by loved by little children

Brings me hope and peace.


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MC Banhammer

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Where’s the part where he loves the little children back in extremely graphic ways? Why’d you leave that out?


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MC Banhammer Posted:

Where’s the part where he loves the little children back in extremely graphic ways? Why’d you leave that out?


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I Gallop, I Gallop Along

He…

I gallop, I gallop along,

To save you from death or from shame.

The burden and lilt of my song,

Beloved, you cried and I came.

Why trouble to find the world’s way?

As I gallop, I gallop along;

One look in your eyes will repay

The whispers and jeers of the throng.

Do I hurry to save you from wrong?

From the claws of some treacherous beast?

Or gallop and gallop along,

The one bidden guest at your feast?

To the rhythm of galloping feet,

Urgent, pulsating and strong,

My heart sets your name to the beat,

As I gallop, I gallop along.

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