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FAQ the age of aquarius, 2012

i sucked off-
my dad beca-
use it was f-
unny

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 8 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

what’s going to happen then?

Swingin Dong-
male reproductive organ

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Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

i sucked off my dad because it was funny Posted:

what’s going to happen then?

Swingin Dong Dick was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Swingin Dong Dick edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Wolverines are going to enjoy everyone on earth simultaneously.

Enshoku

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[The Godless Gamers]

Level 31 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

i sucked off my dad because it was funny Posted:

what’s going to happen then?

nothing at all. It’s all nonsensical bull****. If it were scientific bull**** then there might have been some merit to it.

xXxJUNEGUY1x-
Xx

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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

You will be listening to Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In by The Fifth Dimension at exactly the same moment when I post this, but in the year 2012. That’s what’ll happen.

xXxJUNEGUY1xXx edited this message on 08/20/2008 9:24PM

LOLBags

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 66 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

That’s when the six-dimensional cosmic mushroom overlords will emerge from hyperspace and forcibly absorb all of humanity’s psycho-spiritual soul-force into a gestalt holo-matrix singularity ubermind.

It’ll be ****ing rad.

GeoBurn

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1

[Eight Vibrating Di-
ldoes
]

Level 35 Troll

I'm an elitist ****.

We’re going to Pluto, I think. Other than that, nothing of merit. Not to mention that voyage will take almost ten years or something like that.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

nothing

xXxJUNEGUY1x-
Xx

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2

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

LOLBags Posted:

That’s when the six-dimensional cosmic mushroom overlords will emerge from hyperspace and forcibly absorb all of humanity’s psycho-spiritual soul-force into a gestalt holo-matrix singularity ubermind.

It’ll be ****ing rad.

I second that. WIN. Log in to see images!

ReV VAdAUL

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[The Protected]

Level 25 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

Seriously, the Mayans planned their calendar for a thousand years into the future. They didn’t think the world would end at the point, they just didn’t feel the need to plan ahead any further.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

the eschaton

We Await Sil-
ent Tristero-
s Empire

Avatar: 75354 Mon Oct 20 10:52:28 -0400 2008

Level 8 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

BirdofPrey Posted:

the eschaton

But who will immanentize it?

crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

obama will win a second term Log in to see images!

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
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Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Enshoku Posted:

nothing at all. It’s all nonsensical bull****. If it were scientific bull**** then there might have been some merit to it.

OH THE HUBRIS!!!

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

crayoncakes Posted:

obama will win a second term Log in to see images!

Hey you, why haven’t you added my as a friend? I’ll give you one good reason: I have a Scorpiton helmet…

barbedwirebat

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Level 11 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

the only logical explanation i can think of, is the mayans either ****ing gave up

(“hey ted, we’ve written a calendar that catalogues over 500 years, i think…i think we’re done” )

or there were more, but they broke them, and said “**** it” and stopped at 2012, not wanting to recreate the rest.

and yes. that’s what i truly believe.

barbedwirebat edited this message on 10/30/2008 12:31AM

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

We Await Silent Tristeros Empire Posted:

But who will immanentize it?

president palin and her army of robot crusaders

Anzara

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[h4ck3rz4h1r3]

Level 16 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

ReV VAdAUL Posted:

Seriously, the Mayans planned their calendar for a thousand years into the future. They didn’t think the world would end at the point, they just didn’t feel the need to plan ahead any further.

They say that multiple other cultures did as well… on completely different sides of the world. Without any possible form of communication.

Coincidence of laziness perhaps?

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Anzara Posted:

They say that multiple other cultures did as well… on completely different sides of the world. Without any possible form of communication.

Coincidence of laziness perhaps?

but what about…. TIMEWAVE ZERO

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Aren’t the aliens invading then?

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