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Sex woman's genitals hair-phobia

200KillerWas-
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Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
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Why, why, are Americans so afraid of pubic hair? Check out xvideos.com – not a woman's genitals hair in sight. I know small-male reproductive organ Yanks have to shave their balls to make their ‘johnson’ look bigger (what’s wrong with ‘male reproductive organ’?) But, why do their women have to look like pre-pubescent jail-bait?

I reckon that unlike real men, American ‘men’ find a real fur-covered woman's genitals to be too much of a challenge, nay, probably some kind of Oedipean nightmare – wake up and smell the pheromones you wankers!

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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

what fantasy world do you live in where people call male reproductive organs johnsons?


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Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
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BirdofPrey Posted:

what fantasy world do you live in where people call male reproductive organs johnsons?

every USA program I have ever seen – ‘Orgasmo’ being one, and an episode of CSI where a Chef actually said ‘don’t touch my knife, don’t touch my johnson’ – I rest my case, and my male reproductive organ.


“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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man your subject material sucks. CSI is a **** show and i dont even know what orgasmo is but it sounds awful. anyway finding pubic hair in porn is as simple as adding the ‘unshaved’ tag to your search. i guess the norm is shaved but it does make sense from a porn point of view if you dont want hair obscuring the action. i got no problem with hairy girls irl though going down on them can be pretty bleh.


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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i giuess the point im trying to make is that you sound like a dumb idiot for making a sweeping generaliztion of americans based on whatever lowbudget porn and crappy shows you watch.


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200KillerWas-
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Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
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BirdofPrey Posted:

man your subject material sucks. CSI is a **** show and i dont even know what orgasmo is but it sounds awful. anyway finding pubic hair in porn is as simple as adding the ‘unshaved’ tag to your search. i guess the norm is shaved but it does make sense from a porn point of view if you dont want hair obscuring the action. i got no problem with hairy girls irl though going down on them can be pretty bleh.

Orgasmo starred Trey Parker of South Park fame – my subject material is learned in the extreme. I guess the point I am making is that woman's genitalsl hair seems to be too much for most American males to cope with. As in, ‘Jeez Mom, can you shave your woman's genitals for cryin’ out loud’!


“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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k…..you’re a n idiot. dunno what else to say Log in to see images!


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200KillerWas-
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Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
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BirdofPrey Posted:

man your subject material sucks. CSI is a **** show and i dont even know what orgasmo is but it sounds awful. anyway finding pubic hair in porn is as simple as adding the ‘unshaved’ tag to your search. i guess the norm is shaved but it does make sense from a porn point of view if you dont want hair obscuring the action. i got no problem with hairy girls irl though going down on them can be pretty bleh.

Going down on hairy girls can be pretty bleh – you ****ing wimp – hairy women for teh win!!


“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

Morro the As-
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Protip: Its a womans perogative whether or not they shave their pussies. Although many do it to clean up, and to look sexy down there, most do it for Hygiene. you do realize that women secrete lubricants and other fluids that if not cleaned will lead to odor? and that pubic hair traps the odor and funk in.

and besides i like to see what im eating at that restaurant.

protip: hair cannot be digested.


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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200killer wasps enjoys picking pubic hair out of his teeth…..interesting


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200KillerWas-
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Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
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I fondly remember Bette Midler pulling a hair out of her teeth on national Television in Australia and remarking ‘That brings back memories’


“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

200KillerWas-
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Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
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Morro the bumless Posted:

Protip: Its a womans perogative whether or not they shave their pussies. Although many do it to clean up, and to look sexy down there, most do it for Hygiene. you do realize that women secrete lubricants and other fluids that if not cleaned will lead to odor? and that pubic hair traps the odor and funk in.

and besides i like to see what im eating at that restaurant.

protip: hair cannot be digested.

You want woman's genitalss to be odourless? And steak should taste like chicken, and fish should taste like cardboard – such shame on the males of America – what’s wrong with a little fish sauce on the fried rice of life…


“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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if you are that desperate for hair go look for asian porn big chances that even amateurs have unshaved woman's genitalss


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Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
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Nicco Posted:

if you are that desperate for hair go look for asian porn big chances that even amateurs have unshaved woman's genitalss

When you get to be my age, you ain’t desperate – it’s more like preferring a real hand-made salad dressing rather than a low-fat alternative – ‘pubic hair – the original dental floss for Vikings’


“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

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200KillerWasps Posted:

When you get to be my age, you ain’t desperate – it’s more like preferring a real hand-made salad dressing rather than a low-fat alternative – ‘pubic hair – the original dental floss for Vikings’

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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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damn i hope you’re trolling because that’s kind of gross. you know woman's genitalss dont really start smelling until a couple days of no showers. you’ll have to try harder to convince me that i’m a woman's genitals for wanting girls i’m eating out to have good hygiene.

this is unrelated, but why is it that every time anyone ever mentions trey parker, they always use teh phrase “trey parker of south park fame”? seriously, every person i’ve ever seen mention trey parker uses that exact phrase. It’s odd.


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Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

BirdofPrey Posted:

damn i hope you’re trolling because that’s kind of gross. you know woman's genitalss dont really start smelling until a couple days of no showers. you’ll have to try harder to convince me that i’m a woman's genitals for wanting girls i’m eating out to have good hygiene.

this is unrelated, but why is it that every time anyone ever mentions trey parker, they always use teh phrase “trey parker of south park fame”? seriously, every person i’ve ever seen mention trey parker uses that exact phrase. It’s odd.

have you ever made a single funny post or thread in your life? im serious, please show me one you think is amusing


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BirdofPrey

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

have you ever made a single funny post or thread in your life? im serious, please show me one you think is amusing

what the **** dude. way to derail this thread with your stupid ranting. keep your **** to one thread dont spread it around like a child.


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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

not even one..? thats what i thought Log in to see images!

-what this is not relevant in a thread where your ****ing about the same sort of thing..? Log in to see images! SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 08/14/2008 9:52AM


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bald woman's genitals, better to see if the **** has herpes with.

No one is afraid of the bush, we just have our own preferences. but looking like your smuggling chewbacca in your panties is a turn off for me.

Morro the Assless edited this message on 08/14/2008 11:13AM

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