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Contest SEXY CONTEST!!! Win 1 BP!!!!

Yummy_great times_Du-
mpster

Avatar: Yummy_Cum_Dumpster's Avatar
5

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

I’m offering 1 bp to the best prose describing Gunther’s sexiness in 25 words or less! All pics count as one word (exapmle: Log in to see images! = one word!) And please no big words…like nothing bigger than champagne or glamour!

Contest ends in…like…umm…four…no five days!!

Yummy_great times_Du-
mpster

Avatar: Yummy_Cum_Dumpster's Avatar
5

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Oh noes! During our nightly ‘tra la la’ time, Gunther pointed out with his ‘ding ding dong’ that this should be in the contest forum.

MC Banhammer could yuo please move this thread?

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

A new kind of men has arrvied; cherished, elaborated and most of all strikingly masculine.

the name: Günther

Aldo_Anything edited this message on 08/12/2008 12:20AM

belladonna

Avatar: Tight Skirt
2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Well, I know about a billion things I could say, but I’m thinking you’d kick my bum at this game any day! Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Yummy_great times_Dumpster Posted:

MC Banhammer could yuo please move this thread?

Sorry it took so long, I was staring at your ti— err.. I mean, done!

MC Banhammer edited this message on 08/12/2008 1:20AM

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Gunther’s cool, appraising stare was able to make me blush. Log in to see images!

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Gunther’s male reproductive organ is almost as big as mine.

Death Mercha-
nt

Avatar: Death Merchant's Avatar
6

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Log in to see images!

You touch my uvula

With your 12 inch dong

Enshoku

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
3

[The Godless Gamers]

Level 31 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

In his hands lies your fate,

the leader of the sexy world,

spreading words of glamour, sexuality, and respect,

Gunther is…simply who he is.

Enshoku edited this message on 08/13/2008 10:11PM

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Log in to see images!

AEsahaettr

Avatar: Emo Girl 3

Level 26 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Gunther is t3h smexy!

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Glamour, champagne, and sex

These are the things, sexy Gunther

You represent

An ocean of lust

A Pleasureman,

with smooth hip thrusts

Touch my tralalala.

DrScience

Avatar: Blue Guitar
24

Level 30 Emo Kid

I LUST AFTER FAT CHICKS ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE REAL GIRLS HATE ME

Describe Gunther’s sexiness? You’ve got to be kidding me. Any attempt to do will be a huge understatement, you see.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Gunther stares, peering deeply into my soul. The look tells me that he knows of my desires. Is he playing coy, or is he denying me? Gunther, I will be yours in any way!

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Let the world welcome Gunther

The bringer of pleasure and respect

The future of reproduction

The ultimate trend-setter

Touch his trah-lah-lah and his ding-ding-dong.

KOL Addict

Avatar: Sad Face
13

[WeChall]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

attention whore attention whore attention whore attention whore attention whore attention whore attention whore attention whore attention whore attention whore attention whore attention whore Log in to see images!

Swingin Dong-
male reproductive organ

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

elenaratelimit Posted:

Glamour, champagne, and sex

These are the things, sexy Gunther

You represent

An ocean of lust

A Pleasureman,

with smooth hip thrusts

Touch my tralalala.

woops, non rp forum. I’ll just say that this entry is not prose.

Swingin Dong Dick edited this message on 08/15/2008 8:20AM

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

Gunther can suck my hairy mammoth bollocks, that offers not open to just anyone you know.

Andy_Dextruss edited this message on 08/18/2008 7:16PM

Duncan Frost

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
2

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Bow chicka wow wow.

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