iIRZ: biogenically engineered

[03:13am] Sancdar: *my main

[03:13am] iIRZ: to be kickin yo rears

[03:13am] iIRZ: test tube cannibal born in a factory

[03:13am] iIRZ: tear another embryo throat out

[03:14am] iIRZ: just to see him bleed

[03:14am] iIRZ: slittin throats of all those

[03:14am] iIRZ: who oppose me

[03:14am] iIRZ: uh

[03:14am] iIRZ: uh

[03:14am] iIRZ: uh

[03:14am] Eldamith: IRZ ****S HIS FISH! STICK IT IN THEIR MOUTHS, IT’S NOT DELISH!

[03:14am] iIRZ: elda drop some beats

[03:14am] Eldamith: CAN’T PLAY GUITAR, AND WON’T GO FAR-

[03:14am] iIRZ: quick

[03:14am] Eldamith: SKRITCHA SKRITCHA SCRATCH

[03:14am] Eldamith: BOOM BOOM TISS

[03:14am] Eldamith: BOOM BOOM TISS

[03:14am] my_mother: OH fine upstanding member of society! I FORGOT YOU WERE THE GUY ALL OBSESSED WITH HIS FISH!

[03:14am] Eldamith: BOOM BOOM TISS

[03:14am] Eldamith: BOOM BOOM TISS

[03:15am] Nicco0: mm you are not smart :/

[03:15am] my_mother: YOU KNOW ITS STILL BEASITALITY IF THEY FROM THE SEA

[03:15am] iIRZ: oh look

[03:15am] Eldamith: BOOM BOOM TISS

[03:15am] Nicco0: fishtanks lol

[03:15am] my_mother: NICCO I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

[03:15am] iIRZ: my neck hair’s gettin prickly

[03:15am] iIRZ: must mean im about to go ape****

[03:15am] iIRZ: on some babies

[03:15am] my_mother: (also damn iirz is really good at this)

[03:15am] Sancdar: some baby fish

[03:15am] iIRZ: what an ill line guys

[03:16am] my_mother: (i forfeit ****es, i gotta go get another beer)

[03:16am] iIRZ: victoly

[03:16am] my_mother is now known as away_mother.

[03:16am] Eldamith: I’M A fine upstanding member of society FROM THE HOOD, SO GIMMIE MY PROPS

[03:16am] Sancdar: my_mother still uses that ****ing limewire

[03:16am] Sancdar: to the glories of BT she does aspire

[03:16am] Eldamith: I’M ACTUALLY WHITE, SO I GOT NO HOPS

[03:16am] Sancdar: but too dumb to learn that techie ****

[03:16am] Sancdar: and this rap battle i guess she just quit

[03:17am] Eldamith: I CAN’T RUN FAST, OR BAIL FROM THE COPS

[03:17am] iIRZ: yo guys want some more

[03:17am] iIRZ: come eat up

[03:17am] iIRZ: i spoon my rhymes

[03:17am] Eldamith: IF I WAS BLACK I WOULD STEAL FROM SHOPS!

[03:17am] iIRZ: to your minds

[03:17am] iIRZ: till all yall heads blow up

[03:17am] iIRZ: like i said

[03:17am] iIRZ: test tube cannibals

[03:17am] iIRZ: now remorse about ****ing your mom like a wild animal

[03:17am] iIRZ: no*

[03:17am] iIRZ: ****

[03:17am] iIRZ: looks like i messed up

[03:18am] iIRZ: no bother to me

[03:18am] iIRZ: because i speak directly with god

[03:18am] Sancdar: i learned about your mom on the discovery channel

[03:18am] iIRZ: yeah i said it

[03:18am] iIRZ: im earth’s new profit

[03:18am] Sancdar: phet

[03:18am] iIRZ: and god just told yall to get on yo knees and suck on it

[03:18am] iIRZ: prophet ****

[03:18am] iIRZ: whatever

[03:19am] iIRZ: anyway i owned all you

[03:19am] iIRZ: as some guy once said

[03:19am] iIRZ: you are literally a nooblord

[03:19am] Sancdar: as some guy once said

[03:19am] Sancdar: don’t mess with iIRZ

[03:19am] Sancdar: or you’ll wish you were dead

[03:19am] iIRZ: you have a seat in the house and pbum legislation benefiting noobs

[03:19am] away_mother is now known as my_mother.

[03:19am] Eldamith: GO IZEE

[03:19am] Eldamith: GO IZEE

[03:19am] Eldamith: GO IZEE

[03:19am] Eldamith: GO IZEE

[03:20am] iIRZ: king rapper of the irc

[03:20am] Eldamith: SKRITCHA SKRITCHA SCRATCH

[03:20am] iIRZ: i knew you all wanted more

[03:20am] my_mother: man props yo you iirz

[03:20am] iIRZ: cause what i spit is tasty

[03:20am] iIRZ: like a mother****ing french bread pastry

[03:20am] Eldamith: YOU WANNA BATTLE?

[03:20am] Eldamith: YOU’RE BRAIN I’LL RATTLE

[03:20am] iIRZ: yeah elda

[03:20am] iIRZ: let’s battle

[03:20am] Eldamith: LIKE A SNAKE ON A PLANE I’M KILLIN YO CATTLE

[03:21am] Eldamith: IF YOU’RE A COWBODY GET ON YO SADDLE

[03:21am] Eldamith: HEATH LEDGER IS GAY AND UMMM

[03:21am] Eldamith: ****

[03:21am] Eldamith: RAN OUTTA RHYMES

[03:21am] Eldamith: That was my warm up.

[03:21am] iIRZ: im not surprised you ran out

[03:21am] Eldamith: It doesn’t count.

[03:21am] iIRZ: your brain’s awfully small

[03:22am] iIRZ: it dont matter to me

[03:22am] iIRZ: i love watchin a **** crawl

[03:22am] iIRZ: on their knees to my feet

[03:22am] iIRZ: cause like i said

[03:22am] iIRZ: god’s chosen son

[03:22am] iIRZ: and he dont tolerate yall weak bum rhymes

[03:22am] iIRZ: if i were you

[03:22am] iIRZ: id turn myself in

[03:23am] iIRZ: do a little time’

[03:23am] iIRZ: get a little hair on my chest

[03:23am] Eldamith: GO TO JAIL?

[03:23am] iIRZ: and find a nice foothold

[03:23am] Eldamith: NO WAY

[03:23am] iIRZ: in one of my footsteps

[03:23am] Eldamith: I’LL KILL A fine upstanding member of society BEFORE HE SAY-

[03:23am] Eldamith: **** ABOUT ME

[03:23am] Eldamith: OR MY FAM I LEE

[03:23am] Eldamith: GET OUT THE WAY

[03:23am] my_mother: hahaha at leasts eldas ones rhyme

[03:23am] my_mother: kidn of

[03:23am] Eldamith: OR I’LL POP A CAP

[03:23am] Eldamith: IN YO FACE- IN YO bum

[03:23am] iIRZ: small and crawl rhyme

[03:24am] Eldamith: I GO TO YO HOUSE

[03:24am] Eldamith: YOU CALL THE COPS

[03:24am] Eldamith: YOU RUN AWAY

[03:24am] my_mother: true dat iirz

[03:24am] Eldamith: AND I’LL MAKE YOU STOPS

[03:24am] iIRZ: aww hell naw

[03:24am] my_mother: i wish this wasnt so long so io could post it in the irc quotes thread

[03:24am] iIRZ: i dont answer to no cop

[03:24am] iIRZ: cause they dont know ****

[03:24am] iIRZ: you annoying little git

[03:24am] iIRZ: get out of here son

[03:24am] iIRZ: it’s too intense for you

[03:25am] iIRZ: get your momma make her cook up some soup for you

[03:25am] iIRZ: cause you never brush your teeth

[03:25am] Eldamith: YOU RHYMED YOU TWICE

[03:25am] iIRZ: and that **** is rottin

[03:25am] Eldamith: THAT’S NOT VERY NICE

[03:25am] my_mother: NUANCES ELDA

[03:25am] Eldamith: IF YOU WERE ASIAN I’D KILL YOU WITH RICE

[03:25am] my_mother: aahhahaha

[03:25am] Eldamith: I DISSED YOU 2 NO 3 THATS THRICE

[03:25am] my_mother: i like this more as an observer

[03:26am] Eldamith: I CAN COUNT TO FOR NOW ROLL THE DICE

[03:26am] Eldamith: MOTHER ****AS TRY TO TALK

[03:26am] Eldamith: BUT THEY CANT RAP

[03:26am] Eldamith: TRY TO HOLD THEIR OWN

[03:26am] Eldamith: BUT THEY GET SLAPPED

[03:27am] Eldamith: YOU DONE?

[03:27am] iIRZ: fine upstanding member of society i thought you were talkin

[03:27am] iIRZ: your **** flow so slow

[03:27am] iIRZ: glaciers pbum faster

[03:27am] iIRZ: all this **** you talkin

[03:27am] iIRZ: aint got a hint of flow

[03:28am] iIRZ: god aint pleased boy

[03:28am] iIRZ: you goin straight below

[03:28am] iIRZ: meanwhile i be in heavy

[03:28am] iIRZ: suckin on a bong

[03:28am] iIRZ: while some fine bum white ****

[03:28am] iIRZ: is sucking on this dong

[03:28am] my_mother: hahahahahahahahahaha

[03:28am] Eldamith: 2 INCHES AIN’T MUCH TO BRAG ABOUT

[03:29am] Eldamith: MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP TALKING, DO NOT SHOUT

[03:29am] Eldamith: I GOT ****ES, I GOT HOES

[03:29am] Eldamith: I GOT RHYMES AND I GOT FLOWS

[03:29am] Eldamith: GOT A CHAIN ROUND MY NECK

[03:29am] Eldamith: PARTY ON MY DECK

[03:30am] Eldamith: GIRL GET ON MY BOAT AND WE CAN CONNECT

[03:30am] Eldamith: I’LL GRAB YO bum, AND YOU’LL GRAB MINE

[03:30am] Eldamith: AND OH DAYUM, SHE IS FIIIIIIINE.

[03:30am] iIRZ: i know the ladyboy bum

[03:30am] my_mother: this is so epuc

[03:30am] my_mother: epic*

[03:30am] iIRZ: may appeal to some

[03:31am] iIRZ: but i like my girl to have

[03:31am] iIRZ: fat

[03:31am] iIRZ: feminine buns

[03:31am] iIRZ: make me wonder if you like boys a little

[03:31am] iIRZ: you ever think about givin yo pops a diddle

[03:31am] iIRZ: dont be shy now

[03:31am] iIRZ: we aint even quarter way done

[03:32am] iIRZ: your life saddest thing i ever seen

[03:32am] Eldamith: DON’T TALK ABOUT MY POPS CAUSE YOU LIKE YOUR MOM-

[03:32am] Eldamith: I KNOW YOU GO AROUND WEARING HER THONG

[03:32am] Eldamith: I SEE THROUGH YOUR RAPPIN

[03:32am] Eldamith: I KNOW IT’S FAKE

[03:32am] iIRZ: what about wearin thongs so appallin

[03:33am] Eldamith: I CAN’T STAND YO TALKIN

[03:33am] iIRZ: itches my bum whenever herpes come crawlin

[03:33am] Eldamith: SO TAKE A BREAK

[03:33am] iIRZ: yeah i admit it

[03:33am] iIRZ: ive taken a few in the rear

[03:33am] iIRZ: but now ive just taken to sippin beer

[03:33am] iIRZ: sneering at fabulous persons

[03:33am] iIRZ: who never been saved

[03:33am] Eldamith: DON’T GO ALL 8 MILE ON ME, CAUSE THAT WON

[03:33am] Eldamith: ‘T WORK

[03:34am] Eldamith: I’LL TAKE YO bum OUT AND BURRY YOU IN THE DIRT

[03:34am] Eldamith: I GOT A 9 MIL I AINT AFRAID TO USE

[03:34am] Eldamith: OH BY THE WAY, I ****ED YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOO

[03:35am] iIRZ: jokes on you

[03:35am] iIRZ: cause the **** had the aids

[03:35am] iIRZ: bust a cap in her face

[03:35am] iIRZ: she landed in her grave

[03:35am] iIRZ: never touch that ho once

[03:35am] iIRZ: cause i knew it at a glance

[03:35am] iIRZ: that she had some nastybum ****

[03:35am] iIRZ: crawlin in those pants

[03:36am] Eldamith: I WORE A CONDOM, IT WASN’T NO ROMANCE

[03:36am] Eldamith: I REMOVED HER BRA AND BROUGHT OUT MY LANCE

[03:36am] Eldamith: SHE TOOK ME IN HER MOUTH, WITHOUT A DOUBT

[03:36am] Eldamith: AND PRETTY SOON I HAD CREAM great timesMIN OUT

[03:37am] iIRZ: i hardly think a few centimeters

[03:37am] iIRZ: qualifies as a lance

[03:37am] iIRZ: maybe you’d find

[03:37am] iIRZ: a switchblade more fitting

[03:37am] iIRZ: dont sweat it too much

[03:37am] iIRZ: some hos are into that

[03:37am] iIRZ: see the problem with me

[03:37am] iIRZ: is that a **** easily snap it in half

[03:38am] Eldamith: YOU MIGHT HAVE THE LENGTH, BUT I GOT THE GIRTH

[03:38am] Eldamith: YEAH I GOT A CHODE AND I USEIT FOR ALL IT’S WORTH

[03:38am] Eldamith: I SHE DON’T LIKE IT, I’LL KILL HER bum

[03:38am] Eldamith: AND THEN I TURN AROUND AND **** ON HER FAST

[03:39am] my_mother: hahahaha

[03:39am] iIRZ: now son i know i speak a lot about killin

[03:39am] iIRZ: but the difference tween us

[03:39am] iIRZ: is that i kill a sinner

[03:39am] iIRZ: you on the other hand

[03:39am] iIRZ: go ape**** on a some girl with her head on straight

[03:40am] iIRZ: anit no shame in likin a little bit a meat down ther

[03:40am] iIRZ: e

[03:40am] Eldamith: I AIN’T NO SAINT, I’M A MOTHER ****ING DEVIL

[03:40am] Eldamith: CAME FROM HELL AND YO FACE I’LL LEVEL

[03:41am] Eldamith: PUT YOU IN THE GROUND, PUT YOU IN THE EARTH

[03:41am] Eldamith: MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER HAD A BIRTH

[03:41am] iIRZ: son god tired of your ****

[03:41am] iIRZ: this is violent revolution

[03:41am] iIRZ: run around with a glock in the street

[03:41am] iIRZ: and have him smile on me

[03:42am] iIRZ: killin all those that refuse to heed

[03:42am] iIRZ: by iirz’s brand new creed

[03:42am] Eldamith: EUGENICS AIN’T FLY, THAT AIN’T TIGHT

[03:43am] Eldamith: MAKE A NEW RACE? MORE LIKE TAKE A NEW LIFE

[03:43am] Eldamith: lol ****

[03:43am] iIRZ: winar

[03:43am] my_mother: hahahaha this is so good

[03:43am] Eldamith: gratz dood

[03:44am] Eldamith: lol

DAMN MY **** WAS SO WEAK.

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[03:16am] Sancdar: my_mother still uses that ****ing limewire

[03:16am] Sancdar: to the glories of BT she does aspire

[03:16am] Eldamith: I’M ACTUALLY WHITE, SO I GOT NO HOPS

[03:16am] Sancdar: but too dumb to learn that techie ****

[03:16am] Sancdar: and this rap battle i guess she just quit

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