Gunther Posted:

I am straight, but I am sure there are some people here who would, yeah uhmmm help you out there.

Don’t cut yourself! Remember that respect includes yourself.

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Really? Because you look really gay.

enire Posted:

iRAWR, I happen to swing… well, all kinds of ways, actually Log in to see images!

If you’re of legal age, I can show you a good time.

I’m only 13! Log in to see images!

enire Posted:

Sorry; you’ll have to find someone closer to your own age.

Perhaps I could introduce you to Guy Girth?

OKAY

enire Posted:

Oops; it appears I misspelled his name.

Enjoy him.

Is he really 13 years old? And gay? NO PEDOS PL0X

Gunther, why can’t you keep your team of Sunshine Trollops to yourself?

Gunther Posted:

The Sunshine girls are spreading my message of champagne, glamour sex and respect.

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They take after the Pleasure Man, a Naughty Boy.

Sorry Gunther, I can’t help it. If need be someone can tie me up, spank me and we can take pics to post in the internet though! (It pays to be naughty. Log in to see images! )

Janie Posted:

Yeah, you do that. And stop teasing my alt.

YOU ARE A ****ING DUMB bumHOLE. YOUR MUSIC SUCKS LIKE YOUR MOMMA

Y O U A R E A F A G G O T

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although i gotta admit, the ****ty girls in that video were ****ing hot!!!

male reproductive organs?

iRAWR Posted:

Gunther, what is the meaning of life?

Sorry it took so long, but I didn’t know the answer, so I looked it up.

Dictionary.com says this is the meaning of life. I hilighted the only ones I understood.

–noun 1. the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

2. the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, esp. metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.

3. the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one’s life; a short life and a merry one.

4. a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life.

5. the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that.

6. any specified period of animate existence: a man in middle life.

7. the period of existence, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine, lease, or play: The life of the car may be ten years.

8. a living being: Several lives were lost.

9. living things collectively: the hope of discovering life on other planets; insect life.

10. a particular aspect of existence: He enjoys an active physical life.

11. the course of existence or sum of experiences and actions that constitute a person’s existence: His business has been his entire life.

12. a biography: a newly published life of Willa Cather.

13. animation; liveliness; spirit: a speech full of life.

14. resilience; elasticity.

15. the force that makes or keeps something alive; the vivifying or quickening principle: The life of the treaty has been an increase of mutual understanding and respect.

16. a mode or manner of existence, as in the world of affairs or society: So far her business life has not overlapped her social life.

17. the period or extent of authority, popularity, approval, etc.: the life of the committee; the life of a bestseller.

18. a prison sentence covering the remaining portion of the offender’s animate existence: The judge gave him life.

19. anything or anyone considered to be as precious as life: She was his life.

20. a person or thing that enlivens: the life of the party.

21. effervescence or sparkle, as of wines.

22. pungency or strong, sharp flavor, as of substances when fresh or in good condition.

23. nature or any of the forms of nature as the model or subject of a work of art: drawn from life.

24. Baseball. another opportunity given to a batter to bat because of a misplay by a fielder.

25. (in English pool) one of a limited number of shots allowed a player: Each pool player has three lives at the beginning of the game.

–adjective 26. for or lasting a lifetime; lifelong: a life membership in a club; life imprisonment.

27. of or pertaining to animate existence: the life force; life functions.

28. working from nature or using a living model: a life drawing; a life clbum.

—Idioms29. as large as life, actually; indeed: There he stood, as large as life. Also, as big as life.

30. come to life, a. to recover consciousness.

b. to become animated and vigorous: The evening pbumed, but somehow the party never came to life.

c. to appear lifelike: The characters of the novel came to life on the screen.

31. for dear life, with desperate effort, energy, or speed: We ran for dear life, with the dogs at our heels. Also, for one’s life.

32. for the life of one, as hard as one tries; even with the utmost effort: He can’t understand it for the life of him.

33. get a life, to improve the quality of one’s social and professional life: often used in the imperative to express impatience with someone’s behavior.

34. not on your life, Informal. absolutely not; under no cirgreat timesstances; by no means: Will I stand for such a thing? Not on your life!

35. take one’s life in one’s hands, to risk death knowingly: We were warned that we were taking our lives in our hands by going through that swampy area.

36. to the life, in perfect imitation; exactly: The portrait characterized him to the life.