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Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.
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Hello, my name is Chapped bum.Log in to see images! As some of you may or may not know, I’ve been suffering from a severely chapped bum from as long as I can remember (dating back to my childhood).Log in to see images! I just got back from the doctor and, as expected, my bum is chapping at an even more alarming rate.Log in to see images! They say I have roughly the rest of my life to live, but my bum may be lost unless I have a very rare and expensive kind of surgery called derp.Log in to see images! I do have good news, friends. The doctor, Dr. Hurpde, is a good friend of mine and a very capable surgeon.Log in to see images! However, he tells me there is still a chance it could be fatal.Log in to see images! Pray for me, friends. I’m sure Dr. Hurpde will derp me just fine.Log in to see images! Hahahahaha Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:37AM |
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STICK A SHOVEL IN YOUR POOPER, IT WILL HEAL YOU fabulous person! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:38AM |
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hurp de ____ Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:39AM |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:40AM |
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Angry hobo Posted:
I’m afraid I’ve tried all kinds of shovel medication available.Log in to see images! Sideways and longways, it only gives me sexual pleasure but not the kind of tender loving care my bum truly needs now.Log in to see images! Pray the good Lord gives Dr. Hurpde and I the strength to get my poor bottom out of this situation.Log in to see images! Hahahahaha Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:40AM |
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Big Bother Posted:
Permaban.Log in to see images! Player duplicate.Log in to see images! Hahahahaha Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:41AM |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:43AM |
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BirdofPrey Posted:
Preach it, friend! Preach it!Log in to see images! Amen.Log in to see images! Hahahahaha Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:43AM |
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Angry hobo Posted: Hahahahaha Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:45AM |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 5:49AM |
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are you dead yet, you ****ing fabulous person? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 6:16AM |
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Laguna Posted:
Not quite, friend.Log in to see images! I’d ask you the same but I can tell you’re alive and kicking.Log in to see images! Then again it’s not hard to tell. Your bad posts are all over the place at the moment. Maybe you should read “ITT: Tips on Trolling” some more.Log in to see images! Hahahahaha Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 6:21AM |
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Chapped bum Posted: Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 6:29AM |
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Laguna Posted:
Everyone knows how that is.Log in to see images! Hahaha! You’re implying I don’t have a male reproductive organ. That is comical.Log in to see images! To answer your question, friend, no it is not.Log in to see images! The proper way of putting it would be something along the lines of too deep in your mothers bum to see anything but my pubic region.Log in to see images! But that’s just getting technical about it and I don’t think either of us want to get into any of that.Log in to see images! Hahahahaha Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 6:33AM |
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Chapped bum Posted:
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 6:34AM |
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Chapped bum Posted: Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 6:37AM |
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Laguna Posted:
Fool! Look at your stumbling and bumbling your way through this thread, your trolling is worse that bity baby Potter’s wizardry!
I suggest you go read ITT: TIPS ON TROLLING once more to hone your skills, muggle.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 6:37AM |
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Ron Weasley Posted:
Well, I’m not one to exactly ‘kiss and tell,’ so to speak.Log in to see images! I am a gentleman, and even gentlemen don’t tell stories of their sexual conquests even if they are with hookers.Log in to see images! If you’re really interested, I’m sure you can find my daily sex blog via google.Log in to see images! Happy trails!Log in to see images! Hahahahaha Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 6:38AM |
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Laguna Posted:
That’s quite the occupation.Log in to see images! How many years of college did it take for you to acquire such a title?Log in to see images! Although I hear the alternate route is you just have to go to a certain amount of gay bars. It’s basically the self-taught way.Log in to see images! Is this true or just another wacky rumor, friend?Log in to see images!
No, I’m afraid I have nothing to live for if my bum does erode away.Log in to see images! Condoms take away most of the feeling as well.Log in to see images! When I’m making love to a woman, I like to get the full effect, which includes rubbing my shaft against the herpes bumps on her woman's genitals.Log in to see images! It stimulates me well. Do try it sometime, friend!Log in to see images!
As I posted before to Ron, I am too much of a gentleman to do such a thing like posting pictures. I have clbum.Log in to see images! Hahahahaha Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 6:46AM |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 6:50AM |
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