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Any tips? How should I bring it up? Subtly or directly? 98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig. |
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 9:30PM | View Tarman's Profile | # | ||||||
being gay is a sin
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 9:33PM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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For Christmas give them a healthy dose of oral sex. It’s the best stocking-stuffer out there.Log in to see images! They’ll get the idea, but just in case they don’t, put the stocking over their head.Log in to see images! Suffocation is another word for love in many countries.Log in to see images! Hahahahaha Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 9:38PM | Chapped bum | # | ||||||
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In their hearts they probably already know… you should tell them directly. It will be unpleasant, but pain is a part of life and they will have to come to terms with your sexual orientation.
They can’t change who you are… and semen is thicker than blood. |
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 9:39PM | fabulous personron | # | ||||||
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well wen i tlod my dad i was a lesbian he was drunk n i was a bit tipsyy!! n anywayz, he basicllay alredy knew anywayz!! Log in to see images! so juts be honest. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 9:54PM | View Milo's Profile | # | ||||||
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Clearly the correct way to do this would be to hire a skywriter. |
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 10:09PM | View edgy humour's Profile | # | ||||||
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edgy humour Posted:
this made me laugh. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 10:33PM | View Milo's Profile | # | ||||||
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Have you considered sucking off your dad while your mom watches? Won’t be much ambiguity at that point. And it’ll pretty much make everyone happy. You dad gets a blowjob, your mom gets the night off, etc.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 11:01PM | View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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hey man i know a lot of gay guys im pretty sure michael j fox tried to grab my male reproductive organ at the water park so thats one at least one and you know what im tryin to say theres probably a lot of gay people tell your dad that tell him gettin it in the you know gay sex is better than doin heroin better than doin heroin and havin gay sex would ruin his world
and tell him at least your not ****in a doll
your amigo Charlie Sheen im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above
have you heard about my clothin line?
or my other clothin line
or maybe my dad marty
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btw you must be this hot:
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to ride my male reproductive organ |
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 11:01PM | View Charlie Sheen's Profile | # | ||||||
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just ****ing say, hey mom and dad guess what, im gay and proud of it, if you dont like it, kiss my fabulous person bum. Gary Niger for President ‘08
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 11:02PM | Morro the bumles... | # | ||||||
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Mom, dad…you know that pair of panties my friend Josh has hanging from his rear view mirror?
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 11:20PM | View CreepPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Set yourself on fire, then run around the house screaming “I’M A FLAMING HOMO”.
They’ll laugh at the pun but, somehow, they’ll know you really meant it. Then, your burning body will set the house aflame, and you and your family will all perish together. You’ll meet up in Hell (somehow, Heaven’s got a strict anti-homo policy) and you’ll be happy together because your parents will have learned to accept you. FAQ
did you have sex with my bum? yes lol
why u so awesome? i donno lol
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Posted On: 07/25/2008 11:33PM | View LeFox's Profile | # | ||||||
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Tarman Posted:
You could just run up to your dad and start sucking his male reproductive organ… the direct approach. |
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Posted On: 07/26/2008 5:46AM | View JohnnyTrash0811's Profile | # | ||||||
wtf kinda thread is this
Isn’t the answer obvious?
enjoy THEM
jesus christ, homos today… Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/26/2008 8:23AM | View Laguna's Profile | # | ||||||