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News Going to come out of the closet to my parents

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

Any tips? How should I bring it up? Subtly or directly?


98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

being gay is a sin


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Chapped bum

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Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

For Christmas give them a healthy dose of oral sex. It’s the best stocking-stuffer out there.Log in to see images!

They’ll get the idea, but just in case they don’t, put the stocking over their head.Log in to see images!

Suffocation is another word for love in many countries.Log in to see images!


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fabulous personron

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2

[GGM Skype Crew]

Level 9 Emo Kid

knew from the start that things fall apart, and tend to shatter

In their hearts they probably already know… you should tell them directly. It will be unpleasant, but pain is a part of life and they will have to come to terms with your sexual orientation.

They can’t change who you are… and semen is thicker than blood.

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

well wen i tlod my dad i was a lesbian he was drunk n i was a bit tipsyy!! n anywayz, he basicllay alredy knew anywayz!! Log in to see images!

so juts be honest.

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edgy humour

Avatar: Deformed Child

[Calvacade of Fun]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Clearly the correct way to do this would be to hire a skywriter.

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

edgy humour Posted:

Clearly the correct way to do this would be to hire a skywriter.

this made me laugh.

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Have you considered sucking off your dad while your mom watches? Won’t be much ambiguity at that point. And it’ll pretty much make everyone happy. You dad gets a blowjob, your mom gets the night off, etc.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

hey man i know a lot of gay guys im pretty sure michael j fox tried to grab my male reproductive organ at the water park so thats one at least one and you know what im tryin to say theres probably a lot of gay people tell your dad that tell him gettin it in the you know gay sex is better than doin heroin better than doin heroin and havin gay sex would ruin his world

and tell him at least your not ****in a doll

your amigo

Charlie Sheen


im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

have you heard about my clothin line?

or my other clothin line

or maybe my dad marty

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btw you must be this hot:

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to ride my male reproductive organ

Morro the As-
sless

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Troll

The Biggest and Greatest Bodyguard on the Interwebz

just ****ing say, hey mom and dad guess what, im gay and proud of it, if you dont like it, kiss my fabulous person bum.


Gary Niger for President ‘08

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Will Post in thread when he is Serious or Roleplaying

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Mom, dad…you know that pair of panties my friend Josh has hanging from his rear view mirror?

They’re mine.


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LeFox

Avatar: LeFox's Avatar

[RULES SO MUCH IT H-
URTS
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Set yourself on fire, then run around the house screaming “I’M A FLAMING HOMO”.

They’ll laugh at the pun but, somehow, they’ll know you really meant it. Then, your burning body will set the house aflame, and you and your family will all perish together. You’ll meet up in Hell (somehow, Heaven’s got a strict anti-homo policy) and you’ll be happy together because your parents will have learned to accept you.


FAQ

did you have sex with my bum?

yes lol

why u so awesome?

i donno lol

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JohnnyTrash0-
811

Avatar: Deformed Child

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Tarman Posted:

Any tips? How should I bring it up? Subtly or directly?

You could just run up to your dad and start sucking his male reproductive organ… the direct approach.

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

wtf kinda thread is this

Isn’t the answer obvious?

enjoy THEM

jesus christ, homos today…


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