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Fun Unopened letter to the world

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

So i thought you em0 kiddies wuld lyk this idea.

basically ITT you post ‘letters’ to pppl, no mattre how pointless or silly they may be.

also it cud help you get somethin off ur chest if you cnt say it to them in reel life.

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Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

i’ll go first!!!1

deer neighbours;

plz stop shouting outsied.

it scares me cuz ur relli scary and on drugz

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from a very scared neighbour next door

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

I posted a letter just there.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

An Hero

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Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Dear Gerard Way I wish you were my best friend.

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

An Hero Posted:

Dear Gerard Way I wish you were my best friend.

omg duuude, im lisening to MCR atm

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An Hero

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Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

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Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

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LeFox

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[RULES SO MUCH IT H-
URTS
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

DEAR MILO,

YOUR ****ING OBNOXIOUS AND I WANT TO FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH male reproductive organ NOT OUT OF LUST BUT RATHER IN AN EFFORT TO GET YOU TO SHUT THE **** UP WITH YOUR POINTLESS WHINING AND ****ING AND OVERALL BEING A PAIN IN MY OTHERWISE ENDURING bum.

LOVE,

LeFox


FAQ

did you have sex with my bum?

yes lol

why u so awesome?

i donno lol

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CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

To my unborn son,

Get a job and move out already.

Love,

Dad


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fabulous personron

Avatar: Faggotron's Avatar
2

[GGM Skype Crew]

Level 9 Emo Kid

knew from the start that things fall apart, and tend to shatter

Dear Ana,

I wish I could let you go, but you are also my best friend. Because of you I feel empty… in my body and in my soul. I wish people could understand how important you are to me yet how you entrap me as well. Pleasure and pain… love you always.

bulldyke

Avatar: bulldyke's Avatar

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

LeFox Posted:

DEAR MILO,

YOUR ****ING OBNOXIOUS AND I WANT TO FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH male reproductive organ NOT OUT OF LUST BUT RATHER IN AN EFFORT TO GET YOU TO SHUT THE **** UP WITH YOUR POINTLESS WHINING AND ****ING AND OVERALL BEING A PAIN IN MY OTHERWISE ENDURING bum.

LOVE,

LeFox

Dear LeFox,

Your talk of stuffing male reproductive organs in mouths combined with your avatar lead me to think that you’re really craving male reproductive organs in your own mouth. Well, I can help you with that. I have a very large, black strap on that hasn’t been washed after the last ten or so uses. I’d be glad to stuff it in your mouth for you, you know, as a test to see if you are ready for the real thing. TubMail me for details. Log in to see images!

P.S. You’re a terrible poster.

With all the love I have,

bulldyke


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Chapped bum

Avatar: Chapped Ass's Avatar

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Dear our lord and savior,

My heart would explode from the sheer warmth of your presence near me and if I could, I would give up my soul for you to keep your good looks and even make you immortal. Your all-knowing and raw generosity towards the common-folk is greatly appreciated by myself and the rest of your…well, fans. I wish to one day meet you to possibly shoot hoops or go on your yacht. I could finally die happy having sat on the couch and watched every season of Two and a Half men for days with you.

One of your many loyal followers,

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ToXXXic

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6

[Brainfreeze]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

If i died tomorrow

would this song live on forever?

and here is my

unopened letter to a world

that never shall reply

if i died tomorrow

would this song live on forever?

and here is my

unopened letter to a world

that never shall reply

never shall reply

from this second story window

i can hear the church bells calling out my name

this table is set for one

even angels would be homesick

in this forsaken town

on random notes of parchment

i’m scrawling my existence

dressed in white

this candle radiates throughout the night

and it’s never burning out

never burning out

from this second story window

i can hear the children down on main street

they’re singing their songs tonight

in the shadows i will listen to their every movement

Mr. Higginson am i not good enough for the world?

am i destined only to die

the same way that i lived,

its seclusion?

but high up on this mountain

i can almost see your lonely window sill

they’ll carry you off tonight

there’s a ghost in your old bedroom

and a candle burning bright

if i die tomorrow

will this song live on forever?

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

Dear **** YOU;

stop tryna b teh new TEAM SHORTBUS.

mots of u suk soooo badly.

altho sum of yo0 are alrite peoples (ie chapped bum is okay).

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Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

LeFox Posted:

DEAR MILO,

YOUR ****ING OBNOXIOUS AND I WANT TO FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH male reproductive organ NOT OUT OF LUST BUT RATHER IN AN EFFORT TO GET YOU TO SHUT THE **** UP WITH YOUR POINTLESS WHINING AND ****ING AND OVERALL BEING A PAIN IN MY OTHERWISE ENDURING bum.

LOVE,

LeFox

Dear LeFox

I undastand if u wanna commit sexual acts on me bt i hav a girlfrend!!!

p.s u r a terrible poster

lots ov luv, milo Log in to see images!

vickle

Avatar: vickle's Avatar
5

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 22 Emo Kid

You're still pretty and I am still choked up

I Log in to see images! the Ataris.


SPREAD LEGS, NOT LIES

Goth_Jesus

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
22

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Dearest Audrey,

I don’t know why I get so angry at you. I love you with all my heart, and nothing can ever change that. Except maybe a more attractive woman. Please stop being a **** now and let me **** you, it’s been over a year.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

DEAR GOTH JESUS: YOU ARE A HUMUNGOUS fabulous person AND ITS FUNNY TO LAFF AT

YOUR bumRAPER,

SIG


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Morro the As-
sless

Avatar: Morro the Assless's Avatar

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Troll

The Biggest and Greatest Bodyguard on the Interwebz

Dear Everyone except Klan **** You,

I do not understand why my presence bumhurts you, or what i did to deserve it, but you ****y fabulous persons should know that all the negative attantion you give me makes me all warm and happy inside. its like crack for my soul. you may call me a masochist, but what i call you is a male reproductive organ shredding vd bomb. Klan **** You has and Will pwn your goddamned souls, and you should be thankful that they do, because Fenk is too bumhurt to come up with original ****.

your ex lover,

Morro the bumless

(p.s. I still love you even though you cant backfeed)


Gary Niger for President ‘08

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