Ok, I had this dream, and I have no idea what it means.

I was sitting at school (don’t want to go back) and all of the other desks had mannequins in them. The teacher came in and he had no eyes, but nobody but me noticed (probably ‘cause they were mannequins). Then the building started burning, but nobody moved, they just kept sitting there while no-eyes droned on about algebra.

Then all of a sudden Mrs. bumerworth showed up and made us pancakes.

It was horrible. Are there any good sites out there to interpret? I tried a few, but I didn’t get anything meaningful.

n00Biff Posted:

Interpeting …. interpeting …. YOU MISS BIFF.

Wait…are you the teacher with no eyes, or Mrs. bumerworth?

n00Biff Posted:

The empty school with mannequins represents your lonliness. The teacher with no eyes is symbolic of you not seeing how much you need Biff. The fire is your pbumion overwhelming your lonliness. And Mrs. bumerworth and her sweet sticky treats are your reward for discovering the truth that you want Biff.

That can’t be right, can it? Could Biff be smarter than my shrink?

1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

Ok, this is pretty simple:

You are trapped in an 8x8 cube with no doors or windows and all around you are marionettes whose strings are pulled by The Man. The Man doesn’t need his own eyes because everyone only tells him what he wants to hear and he doesn’t see anything that threatens his worldview. You see the world going up in flames, but the puppets are too busy telling the man that everything is fine and his empire will be known as the greatest in history. The puppets and The Man only listen to each other and ignore you. This is because you are wrong and delusional. You are an insignificant worm; a cancer on our fair society. Conform and find the happiness and peace you’ve always dreamed as well as a delicious part of this complete breakfast.

Oh, god, that sounds like a short story I wrote once. I have it around here somewhere. It is true that they all want us to conform. Maybe it’s time to build that bomb shelter…

scullyangel Posted:

My interpretation? You fell asleep watching Dr. Strangelove and that Geico/Mrs. bumersworth commercial came on!

Or it could mean that you were part of a nuclear radiation test project in a past life.

I’m kinda scared to sleep now. Log in to see images!

RBK Posted:

The mannequins resemble humanity, mindless sheep. The teacher is a reference to “the blind leading the blind.” The building burning is a reference to impending doom, but the teacher is like our leaders, telling us to live life like we have been, and to not pay attention.

You were one of the mannequins, but you became self-aware. You can see the fact that we’re all going to burn, even though everyone else is still listening to leaders that can’t see any better than the rest of us.

I’m almost afraid to ask, but where do the pancakes fit in?

RBK Posted:

Just when you’re about to do something about it, they show up and try to distract you with something else. You want to break free, but… PANCAKES!!!

Um…oh. I do like these apocalyptic and dark visions better than Biff’s, for obvious reasons. What if he’s right?

It’s an analysis of modern paradigms of the meaningless of anarchocapitalism and the underlying fuitility of free will and memetic ironies of the mysterious desire of sexual environmentalism. Duh.

Janie Posted:

OK, breathe…breathe…

Just woke up from a nightmare. I was standing on the edge of a cliff, with the raging ocean hundreds of feet down. The Trix rabbit was next to me, and he was…well, let’s just say he was standing there pleasuring himself.(Ick)

All of a sudden, Spiderman comes along and grabs me, and pulls me over the edge. I’m falling forever, and you know how you usually wake up before you hit the ground? But I didn’t. We fell into the ocean, but it was maple syrup!

I thought we’d drown in it, but instead, a man came along in a boat, with a giant fishing pole, and reeled us in.

God, what is going on with these dreams???

It’s obviously about sex. Duh.

The ocean represents your unfulfilled sexual fantasies, while the Trix rabbit wanking represents the fact that you find anthropomorphic animals sexually attractive. You furry. Spider-Man has the ability to shoot long, sticky strings of liquid from his person, indicating that you are heavily into great times, though you may not realise it. The maple syrup ocean further reinforces the notion that you crave the man-spunk. Finally, I’m not sure I even have to explain what the fishing rod stands for; nevertheless, it shows that you prefer a man to have length, not width.

So, to reiterate, you wish a rabbit with a incredibly long but girthless male reproductive organ to dress up as Spider-Man and release his jizz-jasm over your body, paying special attention to the face.

You know, you have the potential to become a cult adult movie director.Log in to see images! King Krimson edited this message on 07/22/2008 9:16AM