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Girls I believe that the overall gameplay experience of Forumwarz would be improved by creating an IDC filter to convert 'sw' or 's_w' to 'Something_Witty_Is_Better_Than_You

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

Well, here we are. Come on in, make yourself comfortable…

(screw this, he’s gonna be all shy about this, I’m gonna take the plunge) Sure, sounds great…is your lap available for such a service? Log in to see images!

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Signed, and request move to full of won.


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

(screw this, he’s gonna be all shy about this, I’m gonna take the plunge) Sure, sounds great…is your lap available for such a service? Log in to see images!

(Log in to see images! Something_Witty edited this message on 07/20/2008 1:58PM

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Is it wrong if I touch myself to you touching yourself on a date with yourself?

BECAUSE I NEVER FELT SO RIGHT!


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
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Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Something_Witty self-eroticism in this thread? It’s more likely than you think!

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

(Log in to see images!

Personally, I reckon something OTHER than the couch looks pretty inviting at the moment, my good man…*sits on Something_Witty’s lap and leans into him*

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

Personally, I reckon something OTHER than the couch looks pretty inviting at the moment, my good man…*sits on Something_Witty’s lap and leans into him*

(this…this is so wrong…but it feels so RIGHT… ) *begins to gently caress Something_Witty’s chest, lightly touching his cheek with his lips*

Something_Witty edited this message on 07/20/2008 2:05PM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

(this…this is so wrong…but it feels so RIGHT… ) *begins to gently caress Something_Witty’s chest, lightly touching his cheek with his lips*

(damn, he’s good. this’ll be amazing) *embraces Something_Witty’s lips with his own, his hand questing down to his crotch and gently probing the area*

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

(damn, he’s good. this’ll be amazing) *embraces Something_Witty’s lips with his own, his hand questing down to his crotch and gently probing the area*

*slowly and awkwardly begins to take his shirt off, his hand squeezing Something_Witty’s rump*

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

Hi, honey! I’m back! How was your . . .

What the **** is this?

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Natalie Posted:

Hi, honey! I’m back! How was your . . .

What the **** is this?

(****. A. BRICK. ihaveaman’shandinmypantshowamigonnaexplainthis****************)

N, Natalie, honey, I…I can…. uhhhh….this is….this is also Something_Witty. He was just…..ummmm, ****. You’re home awfully early, aren’t you?

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

It’s our ANNIVERSARY. I came home early so we could go out to a nice dinner and spend some quality time together.

Clearly, you had other plans.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Natalie Posted:

It’s our ANNIVERSARY. I came home early so we could go out to a nice dinner and spend some quality time together.

Clearly, you had other plans.

It’s..our…oh god. Well…you did always say I needed to grow out of my shell, to discover myself, right? I thought that maybe if I….if I did just that, I could better appreciate my love for you when all’s said and done…

(I am SO ****ing dead.)

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

Wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

Is this because we were talking about threesomes the other night and I said the one thing that held me back is I couldn’t imagine being with any man other than you?

Did you get . . . did you get another you so that we could still do that?

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Natalie Posted:

Wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

Is this because we were talking about threesomes the other night and I said the one thing that held me back is I couldn’t imagine being with any man other than you?

Did you get . . . did you get another you so that we could still do that?

(Log in to see images!

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

Well, it just so happens that I might have a little surprise for you too.

You see, I have a hard time sleeping some nights, so I wake up pretty easily when you start talking in your sleep.

I know what you think about Elenaratelimit, and I . . . well, she’s here with me. Elena, come on down!

. . . if you know what I mean. Log in to see images!

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Log in to see images!

SURPRISE!


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Natalie Posted:

Well, it just so happens that I might have a little surprise for you too.

You see, I have a hard time sleeping some nights, so I wake up pretty easily when you start talking in your sleep.

I know what you think about Elenaratelimit, and I . . . well, she’s here with me. Elena, come on down!

. . . if you know what I mean. Log in to see images!

You…you overheard my secret fantasies, and not only are you ok with them, but you’re willing to EMBRACE them? My god Nat, you truly are an amazing woman. I knew I loved you, but…wow. I’m so glad I married you in the end.

elenaratelimit Posted:

Log in to see images!

SURPRISE!

Ummm, hello Elena, it’s good to see you… Log in to see images!

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

I knew there was a reason I was feeling weird in my nonoparts Log in to see images!


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Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

Yeah, see, here’s the thing.

YOU’RE ON HIDDEN CAMERA!

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