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Web Games "Pwning" a forum means just posting random, meaningless, worthless threads?

Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I kind of thought that to “Pwn”, one had to actually converse with others, you know, prove you are funnier, sicker, better at HTML or BBCode, have a greater knowledge of historical and/or current Memes, and, at the end, prove, at least to yourself, that you came out “on top” of the exchange of information.

I did not realize that you could “Pwn” a forum simply by ensuring you posted all the threads on page 1.

I learned something today. Thanks **** You.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Isn’t that pretty close to how the gameplay of Forumwarz actually works, though? You post dumb, meaningless **** and it pwns forums.

It’s not **** You’s fault, they were just imitating what they saw in video games!

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

i like to think of it as derailing a thread. you post enough **** and people will stop talking about the original discussion. people will stop reading.

you do that to every thread, and people stop reading the entire forum.

inbetween runs, i guess a moderator cleans it up a bit.

one good picture of cleavage or kittens is enough to get an old person or scaredy cat to close their browser, i guess.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Orb Posted:

Isn’t that pretty close to how the gameplay of Forumwarz actually works, though? You post dumb, meaningless **** and it pwns forums.

It’s not **** You’s fault, they were just imitating what they saw in video games!

I agree however it doesn’t work so well because the population of Flamebate, unlike Forumwarz, is not a bunch of gibbering idiots who can barely make cohearent sentences.


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Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

i like to think of it as derailing a thread. you post enough **** and people will stop talking about the original discussion. people will stop reading.

you do that to every thread, and people stop reading the entire forum.

inbetween runs, i guess a moderator cleans it up a bit.

one good picture of cleavage or kittens is enough to get an old person or scaredy cat to close their browser, i guess.

You don’t really have Flirt on your bar, do you?


98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

I know if someone posted cleavage in a thread I’d start posting up a storm.

Oh, and btw, the canonical reason is that the more annoying something is, the more of a mystical 5th energy it produces called “pwnage”, which deletes internet sites.


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http://grogflog.mybrute.com

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Tesfan Posted:

I agree however it doesn’t work so well because the population of Flamebate, unlike Forumwarz, is not a bunch of gibbering idiots who can barely make cohearent sentences.

Fair enough. It’s unlikely that any of the people from the Forumwarz forums could actually function in society, if they were real people.

Most of us manage to function just enough to maintain an internet connection.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Big Brother Posted:

I know if someone posted cleavage in a thread I’d start posting up a storm.

Oh, and btw, the canonical reason is that the more annoying something is, the more of a mystical 5th energy it produces called “pwnage”, which deletes internet sites.

Man.

It’s a ****ing good thing that that’s not actually true in our world, because we’d all be dead a la Coral Springs.

great timesSQUAT_459

Avatar: Philadelphia Collins's Avatar

[fabulous person humping male reproductive organ bishops]

Level 4 Hacker

poop

What the hell is ‘pwning’? Is that some internet thing?

I only know burgers and cab driving.



Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

HEY SHADDAP YOU ALL fabulous personY very special. WHAT A NERDY TALK TO BE SPOKEN IN TROLLHOLE. THAT’S A SHAME. GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU WANT SERIOUS TALK SO **** OFF.


Who am I? I am…

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And I’m going to zap your bum.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

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“The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands, Keep Yours Busy”

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Well, these nuts

Are made for busting,

And that’s just what they’ll do

One of these days

These nuts are gonna

Bust all over you

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Sapper Posted:

I kind of thought that to “Pwn”, one had to actually converse with others, you know, prove you are funnier, sicker, better at HTML or BBCode, have a greater knowledge of historical and/or current Memes, and, at the end, prove, at least to yourself, that you came out “on top” of the exchange of information.

I did not realize that you could “Pwn” a forum simply by ensuring you posted all the threads on page 1.

I learned something today. Thanks **** You.

yeah klan **** you only has one thing going for them and that one thing is their undying commitment to keeping their virginities in tact

(instead of having social lives they post unfunny threads)


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST Posted:

yeah klan **** you only has one thing going for them and that one thing is their undying commitment to keeping their virginities in tact

(instead of having social lives they post unfunny threads)

every single member of klan **** you is doomed to a life without sex and friends


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST Posted:

every single member of klan **** you is doomed to a life without sex and friends

I have plenty of both, so **** you Log in to see images!

MC Ban Edit: User auto-banned for embedding this shock image. Multiple times.

Laguna was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Laguna edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Laguna Posted:

I have plenty of both, so **** you Log in to see images!

cybering your fellow klan members doesn’t count, lil’ buddy


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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

crayoncakes Posted:

cybering your fellow klan members doesn’t count, lil’ buddy

Oh no no, I wasn’t counting all those times dude, so no worries Log in to see images!


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HOdMandOds

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial

[Team Shortbus]

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Laguna Posted:

Oh no no, I wasn’t counting all those times dude, so no worries Log in to see images!

Ever seen a woman's genitals?

Oh wait no, you wouldn’t spend all your time advertising “enjoy” on the internet otherwise.

Cool kid.

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

__________________________________________________ Posted:

Ever seen a woman's genitals?

Oh wait no, you wouldn’t spend all your time advertising “enjoy” on the internet otherwise.

Cool kid.

I’m a rapist, of course I’ve seen a ****ing woman's genitals, moron.

And I’m trying to run a business for ****’s sake, I’m just doing my job.


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HOdMandOds

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial

[Team Shortbus]

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Your excuse used to be “I’m bored”... but you seem to spend a lot of time doing it.

Are you dead from the waist down?

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