Buy Brownie Points
Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Role Playing
Switch to Civil Discussion Role-Playing
Shock Mission to escape the spooky woods: Part one, woooh!

THE EMPEROR -
OF BLACK PEO-
PLE

Avatar: THE EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE's Avatar
5

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Guys, i’m in some pretty spooky woods – help!!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

UnstoppableC-
han

Avatar: 43381 Sat Jun 27 00:58:41 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

It’s okay to be in the woods. Just don’t make any animals angry at you, like I have by speaking slowly and carefully. Now I’m going to run from this bear, good luck!


<quote>STGill

HB: No need however, I am not attacking you. This is not my realm and I am not here for war.</quote>

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

i wake up and janie is there. i don’t know how i got into these spooky woods! i look in the trees for clues.


Log in to see images!

THE EMPEROR -
OF BLACK PEO-
PLE

Avatar: THE EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE's Avatar
5

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

UnstoppableChan Posted:

It’s okay to be in the woods. Just don’t make any animals angry at you, like I have by speaking slowly and carefully. Now I’m going to run from this bear, good luck!

Noooo!! Come back, these woods are very, very spooky!!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Watch out there could be zombie goasts


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Janie

Avatar: Janie's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

BirdofPrey Posted:

i wake up and janie is there. i don’t know how i got into these spooky woods! i look in the trees for clues.

Of course I’m there! I’m everywhere where fabulous persongy RP is happening. You only have to wish very hard.


Log in to see images!

Manphibian

Avatar: 47886 Sat Jan 24 22:45:33 -0500 2009

Level 9 Re-Re

LETS MAKE SOME TADPOLES BABY

FAKE Janie Posted:

Of course I’m there! I’m everywhere where fabulous persongy RP is happening. You only have to wish very hard.

GTFO doppleganger

Manphibian edited this message on 07/16/2008 12:36AM

IT AIN’T EASY BEING GREEN

Log in to see images!

THE EMPEROR -
OF BLACK PEO-
PLE

Avatar: THE EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE's Avatar
5

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

BirdofPrey Posted:

i wake up and janie is there. i don’t know how i got into these spooky woods! i look in the trees for clues.

I don’t know either, bop, I was just trying to roleplay and I eneded up in some very spooky woods!

I guess I’ll help you look for clues!

*looks for clues*


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Is there a stream in these evil woods? A stream where an evil trout might live?

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

i found a note! i think it might be a clue! it scares me though Log in to see images!

WELCOME TO MY WOODS OF DOOM
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE ALIVE INSTEAD
I WILL KILL YOU


Log in to see images!

THE EMPEROR -
OF BLACK PEO-
PLE

Avatar: THE EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE's Avatar
5

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Watch out there could be zombie goasts

Zonbei goats?!

Oh man, and I was worried about spiders! Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

THE EMPEROR -
OF BLACK PEO-
PLE

Avatar: THE EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE's Avatar
5

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Janie Posted:

Of course I’m there! I’m everywhere where fabulous persongy RP is happening. You only have to wish very hard.

Ugh, now I’m beginning to sympathize with big brother. These fake alts are pretty annoying.

n00Biff Posted:

Is there a stream in these evil woods? A stream where an evil trout might live?

Hey, maybe there is, good idea biff!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I wish I could RP as well as you guys. Log in to see images!

Eirairaianna

Avatar: Eirairaianna's Avatar
2

Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

La lalal alal a… Helo trees, helo fareis, helo sunshien!

Lala la la… Litening bolt LO— huh?

Hay gyus, wat arey ou donig in her?


Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

Log in to see images!

Big Bother

Avatar: 50479 2010-01-20 01:13:41 -0500

[Big Brother for Mo-
d 08
]

Level 4 Troll

WILL SUCK male reproductive organ FOR BROWNIE POINTS (too bad I've wasted 3 already)

This thread belongs in the trollhole. This is not funny and you should all be banned for making fun of good RPers.


INGSOC-INGSOC-INGSOC

Warning: Hot. Choking Hazard for children under 3. Please do not exit until the vehicle comes to a complete stop. EULA removes all human rights. Special features are not rated. Side effects include cardiac arrest and spontaneous falling off of body parts. May contain nuts. Acts are being performed by trained proffesionals. Results not typical. Thank you for flying with United Airlines.

Log in to see images!

THE EMPEROR -
OF BLACK PEO-
PLE

Avatar: THE EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE's Avatar
5

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

BirdofPrey Posted:

i found a note! i think it might be a clue! it scares me though Log in to see images!

WELCOME TO MY WOODS OF DOOM
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE ALIVE INSTEAD
I WILL KILL YOU

What?!

NOOOO!!

I can’t die now, I’ve got so much roleplaying to do, I have reams and reams of papers filled with plans! Bop please help me!!

*hugs bop erotically*


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

THE EMPEROR -
OF BLACK PEO-
PLE

Avatar: THE EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE's Avatar
5

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

BirdofPrey Posted:

i found a note! i think it might be a clue! it scares me though Log in to see images!

WELCOME TO MY WOODS OF DOOM
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE ALIVE INSTEAD
I WILL KILL YOU

What?!

NOOOO!!

I can’t die now, I’ve got so much roleplaying to do, I have reams and reams of papers filled with plans! Bop please help me!!

*hugs bop erotically*


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

don’t worry nana i heard the zombie goasts don’t like murderers. the will keep you safe because they like you, too.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Janie

Avatar: Janie's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

*bites nails in suspense*

Come on guys, get to the scary part. I have to go to bed or my mom will totally take away my computer!


Log in to see images!

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

THE EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE Posted:

What?!

NOOOO!!

I can’t die now, I’ve got so much roleplaying to do, I have reams and reams of papers filled with plans! Bop please help me!!

*hugs bop erotically*

*gently pushes janie away* i know how desperately you want to sleepw ith me but this is not the time! lets try to walk away from here! *walks in a random direction*


Log in to see images!

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!