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omglawdy

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I dropped my labrador puppy in the oven and it closed and locked and turned on what do i do!?

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Posted On: 07/15/2008 12:38PM

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MC Banhammer

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Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

omglawdy Posted:

I dropped my labrador puppy in the oven and it closed and locked and turned on what do i do!?

Get out the barbecue sauce.

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Posted On: 07/15/2008 12:40PM

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ANGRY HOBO

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lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

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Posted On: 07/15/2008 12:41PM

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enire

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Leave it 40 minutes for medium-rare, 60 minutes for well done. After removing it from the oven, set it sit for 10 minutes before carving; this way, the juices will be re-absorbed.

While it’s cooking, I suggest you boil some potatoes, steam a little asparagus, and open a can of cranberry sauce. It’s unfortunate that you did not take the time to stuff it, but Stove-Top® stuffing will do in a pinch, and it can be prepared in under 10 minutes.

I hope you have a lady friend (or, a gentleman friend, as the case may be) to share this lovely feast with. If not, might I suggest you find an attractive camwhore for… uh… conversation over dinner.

The leftovers will make great sandwiches and/or a delicious shepherd’s pie.

Enjoy!

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Posted On: 07/15/2008 12:43PM

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Laguna

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I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

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Posted On: 07/15/2008 5:17PM

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FAIL

15.97"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

enire Posted:

Leave it 40 minutes for medium-rare, 60 minutes for well done. After removing it from the oven, set it sit for 10 minutes before carving; this way, the juices will be re-absorbed.

While it’s cooking, I suggest you boil some potatoes, steam a little asparagus, and open a can of cranberry sauce. It’s unfortunate that you did not take the time to stuff it, but Stove-Top® stuffing will do in a pinch, and it can be prepared in under 10 minutes.

I hope you have a lady friend (or, a gentleman friend, as the case may be) to share this lovely feast with. If not, might I suggest you find an attractive camwhore for… uh… conversation over dinner.

The leftovers will make great sandwiches and/or a delicious shepherd’s pie.

Enjoy!

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