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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Big Bother Posted:

Use your remaining visits pwning Something Lawful

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Who can you sTalk?

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Thrift shopper if you have points left. Pwn OPSB until you get to level 3. Then pwn the non HSB level-2ers until you get to level 4, at which point you should grind it until level 6.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

I get the serious feeling that the hamster is going to molest the woman in her underwear…

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I vote for playing with only the in-game forums and none of the community ones.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

SLASH QUIT Posted:

Ego upgraded 2 levels. Next? Buy meds/pwn/stalk?

(btw I am now going the Re-Re route so no clbum change until I get permanoob)

btw Big BRother I can easily tell you two apart because only one of you is ****ting in my thread. HINT.

What did I do? He’s the one trying to somehow invalidate my vote.

SLASH QUIT

Avatar: 50483 Mon Nov 24 23:55:51 -0500 2008
20

Level 35 Re-Re

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Seriously, consider switching after you get the rere attacks.

Just to show you. This isn’t altered:

Log in to see images!

Of course that’s also possible. But I don’t want everyone suggesting clbum change at every juncture. So that’s off the table AT LEAST til level 6. Still have 3 visits, a couple of contacts and 42  . What’ll I do?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

MC Banhammer Posted:

I vote for playing with only the in-game forums and none of the community ones.

That is actually a good idea, a true permanoob.

That now gets my vote.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

SLASH QUIT Posted:

Of course that’s also possible. But I don’t want everyone suggesting clbum change at every juncture. So that’s off the table AT LEAST til level 6. Still have 3 visits, a couple of contacts and 42  . What’ll I do?

Again, who’s on the sTalk screen? Time to talk to somebody I think, if you have that option.

SLASH QUIT

Avatar: 50483 Mon Nov 24 23:55:51 -0500 2008
20

Level 35 Re-Re

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Oh that’s cool, I’ll stick to the ep1 forums. Bit of variety never hurts. A game hint suggests I sTalk Shallow so I’m doing that.

SLASH QUIT

Avatar: 50483 Mon Nov 24 23:55:51 -0500 2008
20

Level 35 Re-Re

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Not sure if this convo has effect on alignment, But Shallow just said “Congratulations on pwning Denture Chat. I knew you were the real deal.”

Do I reply with “Thanks!” or “No problem. It was easier than seducing your mother.”?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

SLASH QUIT Posted:

A game hint suggests I sTalk Shallow so I’m doing that.

Are you gonna let us choose NPC responses? To each question?

EDIT: Guess so Log in to see images!

“No problem. It was easier than seducing your mother.”

MC Banhammer edited this message on 07/14/2008 5:56PM

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

“No problem…”

SLASH QUIT

Avatar: 50483 Mon Nov 24 23:55:51 -0500 2008
20

Level 35 Re-Re

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Are you gonna let us choose NPC responses? To each question?

EDIT: Guess so Log in to see images!

“No problem. It was easier than seducing your mother.”

Yeah that’s a bit silly maybe. Let’s just say **** alignment. Did the convo and got the following events:

-The Ppwn Shoppe! added to bookmarks.

-CutiePie12xo added to contacts.

-Received the Mission: Quest for the OS!

Shallow Esophagus needs an operating system for an Asimov supercomputer. He’s working on some kind of secret project that requires it, so let’s keep it on the down-low.

He told me I can find a copy at von Neumann’s. And why would he lie about something like that?

-von Neumann’s added to bookmarks. 5:58PM

-tubmail from Grave Re-Digger. (took item)

-Futanari-moe added to contacts.

-Anonymous added to contacts.

Next course of action?

SLASH QUIT edited this message on 07/14/2008 6:02PM

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Talk to futanari.

SLASH QUIT

Avatar: 50483 Mon Nov 24 23:55:51 -0500 2008
20

Level 35 Re-Re

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Big Brother Posted:

Talk to futanari.

Done. New events:

-AllOfWarez.ru added to bookmarks.

-You’ve been invited to join **** YOU

-Received the Mission: Futanari-moe’s Pervy Pic Project

Futanari-moe wants you to obtain a photograph of Yuriko-chan covered in egg whites and bread crumbs.

He has given you her sTalk contact information, and is prepared to pay most-u genelousry if you can deliver the goods.

-Received tubmail from The Motherland. (read)

-Yuriko-chan added to contacts.

What now? Also, should I join klan **** YOU?

SLASH QUIT edited this message on 07/14/2008 6:09PM

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

No. Do not join **** You. And now talk to Anonymous.

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Join that klan “**** YOU”

SLASH QUIT

Avatar: 50483 Mon Nov 24 23:55:51 -0500 2008
20

Level 35 Re-Re

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Big Brother was first. Talked to Anonymous. New Events:

-Dr. Jojo’s Plastic Surgery Stronghold added to bookmarks.

-Received the Mission: Anonymous vs. Onymous!

Anonymous wants to blow away the augmented humans babbling at Dr. Jo-jo’s Plastic Surgery Stronghold.

These Silicone Valley skanks are tougher titties than the Denture Chat folk, so gear up accordingly!

Next?

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Talk to Cutiepie. Twice.

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