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Macho Right now there's like 10 forums that don't give lemons.

Evil Trout

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Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

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I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Dorian Blue Posted:

The new times for Terra Online are pretty hard too: 16 – 21 – 32 s. Before: 30 – 40 – 50, best time ever 17s.

It’s harder, but still quite reachable according to previous runs.

Dorian Blue

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[Good Omens]

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Evil Trout Posted:

It’s harder, but still quite reachable according to previous runs.

One or two scoops yes, but three?

Edit: and there are only 44 runs faster than 20 secs.

Dorian Blue edited this message on 07/17/2008 4:07PM

Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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To get 3 Lemons on Dolphin Love you need to beat the forum under 10 seconds. The fastest speedrun is 16 seconds Log in to see images!

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

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How about you add 4-scoop speedruns for even faster times?

Evil Trout

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Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

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I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Nicco Posted:

To get 3 Lemons on Dolphin Love you need to beat the forum under 10 seconds. The fastest speedrun is 16 seconds Log in to see images!

Fixed!

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

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Or you could get 10 lemon scoops for breaking a time record.

Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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Evil Trout Posted:

Fixed!

* Good: less than 20s

* Great: less than 25s

* Incredible: less than 30s

 

Good should be 30s and incredible 20s Log in to see images!

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Evil Trout Posted:

It’s harder, but still quite reachable according to previous runs.

but the best speedrun is 17 seconds. how is it then bumumed possible to get 16s?

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Dorian Blue Posted:

Heh, Fanfiction Freaks is even worse: the new times are 3 – 4 – 6 seconds. (old: 10 – 18 – 25, fastest time 7s) Log in to see images!

and even one-shotting it i couldn’t usually get more than 2 scoops on the old times.

Tarman

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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

Holy ****! And here I thought I was just getting 2 scoops from my normal 3’s because I was getting slow.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

With some exceptions the new times are much harder than before. Not a bad thing per se, but unfortunately it disadvantages nonvanilla raiders in domination further especially if they don’t have a DML.

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Amasius Posted:

With some exceptions the new times are much harder than before. Not a bad thing per se, but unfortunately it disadvantages nonvanilla raiders in domination further especially if they don’t have a DML.

I agree, the algorithm isn’t so great. a lot of the times should be a bit higher.

Nicco

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Not mentioning it’ll be much harder for Re-Re’s to get 3 lemons on a low level forum.

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
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[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

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I don’t like the new times that much. I’m not a big speedrunner (I do well on the leaderboards but I don’t specifically build for it or whatever) but one thing that’s always been noticeable is the difference in server responsiveness: I think the top times on many forums really aren’t doable because just one or two hits of lag screws you out of lemons.

Some forums really have ridiculous times. Discounting DML trolls we have FOUR different people who ever ran Church of Scientology for three lemons.

So Church is too hard. Same goes for DevArt (3 non-DMLs below incredible), Suburb (2 incredibles), RAtM (1 non-DML that may be hax), HOMO, Boob to some extent. The times on stuff and terra seem like typos: no one’s reached them yet!

Too forgiving: Coral Springs, RPG and KKK, Jojo is downright bananas (30s WHAT?), same with Fitfabulous persons, Rice.

I’d like to see incredible on Faux be lower, so having a DML doesn’t automatically ensure three scoops, or higher so non-DMLs can have a go at it. GASP has the same problem: 3 scoops are automatic for trolls, nearly unattainable for other clbumes.

Just my 2c.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Again, this is one of those things that might make a lot more sense once Ep. 2 is released, but given the current gulf between klan and solo players it seems harsh to reduce access to lemon. Maybe it works out to about the same number available given how many more forums deliver lemon. Not sure. Seems extra mean to re-res and trolls without the DML.

But, having lemon times available for the big monsters is pretty awesome, though.

scully edited this message on 07/19/2008 3:20PM

Nicco

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PP became very easy too. I can get 1-2 lemons on it even with some annoying server lag

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

Nicco Posted:

PP became very easy too. I can get 1-2 lemons on it even with some annoying server lag

PP is one of those forums where incredible is harder to get now, (by 25 secs) while great and good are much easier. I like that, incredible should really be hard to do and 3 scoops should be an exception. Now if they only fix vanilla… *grummel*

Nicco

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It’s also easier to get 3 lemons on jojo than on denture at this moment Log in to see images!

Amasius

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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

Nicco Posted:

It’s also easier to get 3 lemons on jojo than on denture at this moment Log in to see images!

Shush! Or Trout will fix it! Log in to see images!

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Nicco Posted:

Not mentioning it’ll be much harder for Re-Re’s to get 3 lemons on a low level forum.

You can get 3 Lemons as a Re-Re just fine on Jojo’s.

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