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Evil Trout The Time Has Come

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OK, here’s the deal. I’m tired of not knowing who killed Over9000 and RikkiTikkiTavi. I don’t like having a murderer in our midst. So I put this sign up in the local Rare/Antique/Occult bookstore when I was there earlier.

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You know the place. We’re going straight to the horse’s mouths. We’re going to ask them who killed them. Bring anything you’ve got that might help.

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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

this is stupid and nobodyc ares


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

gigerth Posted:

this is stupid and nobodyc ares

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enire

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[70 Character Story-
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

So I was at my farourite bookstore the other day, chatting up my favourite hippie cashier (hippies… ah, so naive… so ****ing beautiful… so gullible), and I saw this:

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Man, it’s been years since I’ve done any group magick. I mean, my partners and I, we host meditation workshops and organize reading groups, but I do miss the old magick.

Heh… just for kicks, I’m even going to wear the old robes and pendant.

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I’d better hurry. It’s getting late. Wouldn’t want to miss out!

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Hello… anyone? Is there anyone here?


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

I’m here. Waiting for some more people. That’s an awesome robe! I’m hoping some more people will show up. I mean, the more people the more power, right? I brought some candles and some other stuff, but I’ll bet you know more about contacting the dead that I do. I’m Janie, by the way. You’re kind of…I mean, old to be into all this stuff, aren’t you?


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

bumping a stupid thread so other people can see it and laugh at it not to be confuse with helping out or)


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uh

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

Greetings, weak ones..level 94 bumbumin ninja wujen

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preferred weap: vorpal plague axe

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enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Ah, my dear child. The practice of Magick is much older than you or I or anyone we know. It’s as old as time… erm, well, as old as human consciousness, anyways.

It’s been a long time since I’ve been to a gathering such as this one. Usually, I’m more into private meditation and tantric sex… stuff like that.

We should wait for more people to arrive.

I bumume you’ve made the necessary preparations? You’ve been fasting and meditating?


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fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

I will come.


FAT!!!

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Um, well, I’ve been kind of meditating. And I really haven’t been hungry since I got back from the spa.

Tantric sex, huh? I mean, we have a little time maybe before everyone gets here. Got any secrets to share?

Oh, also I guess we should do a cleansing of the area.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Ash Ketchum Posted:

I will come.

Ash! Great! There won’t be any Pokemon, but it’ll still be cool.


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Zakov

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

If I come could we talk to my dead grandma too? I got a bone to pick with that old lady.

Oh, hey again Ash

Zakov edited this message on 07/12/2008 9:21PM

enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Janie Posted:

Um, well, I’ve been kind of meditating. And I really haven’t been hungry since I got back from the spa.

Tantric sex, huh? I mean, we have a little time maybe before everyone gets here. Got any secrets to share?

Oh, also I guess we should do a cleansing of the area.

Oh, young one… I would love to share my secrets with one as beautiful as you. But not here, not now. We must cleanse ourselves of idle thoughts.


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fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Janie Posted:

Ash! Great! There won’t be any Pokemon, but it’ll still be cool.

I will bring my stuffed pikachu just incase I get scared k?


FAT!!!

enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Ash Ketchum Posted:

I will bring my stuffed pikachu just incase I get scared k?

It is a good idea to have a talisman for protection. A stuffed pikachu sounds like just the right thing.


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enire

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[70 Character Story-
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Janie, let us arrange the candles. This boulder will do for an altar.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Well, if there’s time once we contact Over9000 and RikkiTikkiTavi, we can get everyone’s relatives that we want. The boulder looks cool.

I was thinking we should get some snakes to attract the spirit of RikkiTikkiTavi. I was also thinking of casting a circle by making one out of little stones.

(Also, you could just tell me some cool tantric sex tricks or something sometimes. I mean, it’d be something useful to know. Someday. I guess.)

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uh

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

grows weary and slays everyone in the blink of an instant, sending you to another dimension..you should probably restart the adventure

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

uh Posted:

grows weary and slays everyone in the blink of an instant, sending you to another dimension..you should probably restart the adventure

Nuh-uh.


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Zakov

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I’m not so sure I want to come if that uh guy is coming.

He seems unstable…

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