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iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

<iIRZ> AND SINCE WE’RE BADbumES WE TAKE THE HARD ROUTE

<iIRZ> WE GO LIKE A QUARTER OF A MILE

<iIRZ> AND MY DAD’S FRONT WHEEL LOCKS UP

<BirdoPrey> oh shi

<iIRZ> AND HE GOES FLYING DOWN INTO THIS CREEKBED

<BirdoPrey> whoa

<iIRZ> LIKE 15 FEET DOWN

<BirdoPrey> WHOA

<iIRZ> HE LANDS ON A LOG

<Eldamith> DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

<iIRZ> AND HE COMES BACK UP

<iIRZ> THERE’S LIKE A 5 INCH GASH ON HIS LEG

<gigerth> deep or long

<iIRZ> AND WE’RE LIKE HAHAHAHAHASA DAD YOU’RE ****ING DUMB

<iIRZ> LLONG

<iIRZ> LIKE AN INCH DEEP

<iIRZ> AND HE’S AN ER DOC

<gigerth> ow

<iIRZ> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<iIRZ> AND WE’RE LIKE

<iIRZ> WHAT

<nanafabulous personjesus> hahaha

<Eldamith> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<BeBoBli> what a noobz0r

<iIRZ> AND HE SAYS I THINK I BURST MY SPLEEN

<nanafabulous personjesus> oh god iirz

<BirdoPrey> AHAHAHHA

<iIRZ> AND WE GO OH ****

<Eldamith> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<iIRZ> MY UNCLE WAS WITH US

<iIRZ> AND HE BUST HIS SPLEEN

<BirdoPrey> lul

<Eldamith> Best story ever.

<iIRZ> AND HE PbumED OUT IN LIKE 10 MINUTES

<gigerth> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<iIRZ> SO WE GO OH **** OH **** LIKE 30 TIMES

<iIRZ> BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING

<gigerth> you counted

<BeBoBli> clearly your father has experiance in busting his spleen

<iIRZ> AND THIS TRAIL WAS ****

<iIRZ> LIKE

<Eldamith> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<iIRZ> THERE WAS BEARS ****ING EVERYWHERE

<Eldamith> HAHAAHAHA

<iIRZ> AND IT WAS ALL OVERGROWN

<Eldamith> I LOLED

<iIRZ> IT SUCKED

<iIRZ> BIG TIME

<gigerth> the bears could’ve helped

<gigerth> you stupid bum

<iIRZ> SO FINALLY WE’RE ABOUT TO GET OUT OF THE CANYON

<gigerth> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<iIRZ> BUT HE HAVE TO CLIMB OUT

<iIRZ> 1000 FEET OF CLIMBING OVER A QUARTER MILE

<iIRZ> AKA

<iIRZ> ****ING

<iIRZ> STEEP

<BirdoPrey> wow

<BirdoPrey> that’s nuts

<iIRZ> WE HAVE TO CLIMB OUR BIKES OUT

<gigerth> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<iIRZ> IT WAS NUTS BOP

<iIRZ> SHUT UP GIGERTH

<iIRZ> WE GET TO THE HUT

<gigerth> ok continue

<BirdoPrey> guys remind me some time to tell you some crazy stories of when i went backpacking with my dad in the rocky mountains

<Eldamith> Aliens?

<iIRZ> AND MY DAD IS LIKE OH MY GOD I THINK I’M DYING

<iIRZ> AND WE’RE LIKE THE HELL YOU ARE

<gigerth> were there aliens involved bop

<iIRZ> SO MY AUNT AND UNCLE BREAK INTO THIS GUY’S HOUSE TO USE HIS PHONE

<BeBoBli> AND WE GO OH ****

<BirdoPrey> no

<Eldamith> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<iIRZ> AND THEY CALL THE HOSPITAL

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<gigerth> the moment i saw aunt i though bel-air

<BeBoBli> AND WE GO OH ****

<Eldamith> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<iIRZ> AND THEY SAY THEY’LL SEND A CAR

<gigerth> lol

<BeBoBli> AND WE GO OH ****

<Eldamith> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<iIRZ> THERE’S SOME MISSCOMMUNICATION INVOLVED

<BeBoBli> AND WE GO OH **** OH **** OH ****

<iIRZ> AND A HELICOPTER COMES

<BirdoPrey> lol

<BirdoPrey> this is the greatest chat ever

<BirdoPrey> there’s like a ****ing greek chorus

<Eldamith> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<nanafabulous personjesus> ahahahahaha

<iIRZ> I WAVE THAT **** DOWN WITH MY SHINY BOOK

<nanafabulous personjesus> i love you guys

<iIRZ> AND MY DAD GETS ON THE HELICOPTER

<BeBoBli> AND WE GO OH ****

<gigerth> SO WE GO OH **** OH **** LIKE 30 TIMES

<Eldamith> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<nanafabulous personjesus> AND HE GOES OH ****

<iIRZ> AGDSFNPIGSNDS

<nanafabulous personjesus> ahahhaaha

<Eldamith> AND WE GO UUUGH

<iIRZ> YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME LAUGH TO HARD TO RETELL THIS

<BirdoPrey> AND HE GOES UUUGH

<gigerth> SO WE GO OH **** OH **** LIKE 30 TIMES

<iIRZ> NEXT PERSON GETS BANNED

<nanafabulous personjesus> AND HE GOES OH ****

<Eldamith> AND WE GO UUUGH

=-= Mode #rram +b ELDAMITH!*@* by iIRZ

=-= YOU (Eldamith) have been booted from #rram by iIRZ (iIRZ)

[INFO] You are banned from this channel.

[INFO] You are banned from this channel.

[INFO] You are banned from this channel.

—>| YOU (Eldamith) have joined #rram

=-= Topic for #rram is “KUNG-FU PANDA – PREPARE FOR AWESOMENESS”

=-= Topic for #rram was set by BirdoPrey on Fri, Apr 25, 2008 4:24:18 PM

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<iIRZ> WE GET IN AN ESCORT CAR THAT CAME

<nanafabulous personjesus> its too insaley hilarious not to

<Eldamith> WAS WORTH IT

<Eldamith> HAHAHAHA

<BeBoBli> i agree

<iIRZ> AND WE GO LIKE 30 MILES TO THE NEAREST TOWN

<BeBoBli> but to further this lets troll the game chat

<BeBoBli> with the same quotes


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Spine

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I was there lol.

AND THERE WERE ****ING BEARS EVERYWHERE.


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fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

And he goes uuughh.


FAT!!!

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