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Level 10 Camwhore
“Leave it to Cleavage”
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Last nigth I dreamed tha tmy high-school English teacher was holding me down while my girlfriend rubbed a plastic-wrapped peanut bumer and jelly sandwich aginst the sole of my foot. I twas ridiculosuly arrrrousing. Log in to see images!
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Level 9 Emo Kid
“Scene Kid”
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Schadenfraulein Posted:
Last nigth I dreamed tha tmy high-school English teacher was holding me down while my girlfriend rubbed a plastic-wrapped peanut bumer and jelly sandwich aginst the sole of my foot. I twas ridiculosuly arrrrousing. Log in to see images!
There’s a girl in my English clbum that I have been dreaming of recently, her skin like smooth alabaster, her eyes as blue as an electric blue Trapper Keeper. If only she would acknowledge me. I would bring a plastic-wrapped peanut bumer and jelly sandwich and rub it on her feet forever if she wished. Alas, that her eyes look straight through me as if I weren’t even there, PBJ turning to ashes in my mouth, plastic crumpled into a ball of despair and tossed into the trash can of doubt. Oh woe. Oh whoa. Whoa-oh.
The wind is blowing through the bare trees
But it does not set my mind at ease
Because my teachers all hate my @
And they say I’m failing my bioligy clbum
But as I stare out into the falling rain
I know the one way that will end my pain
Since Amy Jo Schechter won’t go out with me
I’ll open their eyes and make them all see
And they will cry and wonder why
I laugh at them and say goodbye
I cut deep and feel the pain so sweet
Down the road, not across the street
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Level 38 Troll
“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”
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DaViDlEeSePhIrOtH Posted:
Schadenfraulein Posted:
Last nigth I dreamed tha tmy high-school English teacher was holding me down while my girlfriend rubbed a plastic-wrapped peanut bumer and jelly sandwich aginst the sole of my foot. I twas ridiculosuly arrrrousing. Log in to see images!
There’s a girl in my English clbum that I have been dreaming of recently, her skin like smooth alabaster, her eyes as blue as an electric blue Trapper Keeper. If only she would acknowledge me. I would bring a plastic-wrapped peanut bumer and jelly sandwich and rub it on her feet forever if she wished. Alas, that her eyes look straight through me as if I weren’t even there, PBJ turning to ashes in my mouth, plastic crumpled into a ball of despair and tossed into the trash can of doubt. Oh woe. Oh whoa. Whoa-oh.
why do u dudez have to ruin evrything
jesus fukken christ
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Level 10 Troll
JOIN TEAM AWESOME NOW AND GET FREE LOLICON HENTAI!
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Schadenfraulein Posted:
Last nigth I dreamed tha tmy high-school English teacher was holding me down while my girlfriend rubbed a plastic-wrapped peanut bumer and jelly sandwich aginst the sole of my foot. I twas ridiculosuly arrrrousing. Log in to see images!
it depedns….aer you alerrgic to peenuts?
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Level 38 Troll
“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”
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dongs Posted:
Schadenfraulein Posted:
Last nigth I dreamed tha tmy high-school English teacher was holding me down while my girlfriend rubbed a plastic-wrapped peanut bumer and jelly sandwich aginst the sole of my foot. I twas ridiculosuly arrrrousing. Log in to see images!
it depedns….aer you alerrgic to peenuts?
sehe has a girlfrend so she might be allrgic to peenus
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*erotic dream*
