Holycrap, I leave for a minute and now I’m really confused.

amaranthus Posted:

What? No— yes— it’s complicated. Yes. One of the samples from Trout’s hou— never mind that. I was intoxicated, and I went for a walk, and I saw some things and… I guess I pbumed out. Noturnal helped me get home safely.

Anyways, I’m fine now. I’ve got to get back to work. There’ve been some stra— some developments in an important case, and I really need some peace and quiet. It was nice of you to drop by… maybe Monkey can give you a ride home or something.

But what about the sample I left you? Did I get anything good? You can’t just toss me out! Unless…you just want to be alone with HER! That’s it, isn’t it! Well, if I’m in the way, I’ll just go. But I wouldn’t let HER walk home alone is all I’m saying.

Janie. If you want some help beating the **** out of this Man-stealing whore, I can lend you charizard. Log in to see images!

Janie Posted:

Is he poisonous? I may take you up on it.

No. But if you want something poisonous..I can lend you Koffing who can spray out poisen gas, or I can lend you Ekans who has poisonous fangs.

Noturnal_Heartache Posted:

I am not interested in your man! Honest!

Prove it. Um…somehow.

Noturnal_Heartache Posted:

I am not interested in your man! Honest!

Janie Posted:

Prove it. Um…somehow.

What are you girls on about, anyways? Captain of the football team playing the field again? Don’t be surprised. Although… well, no offense, but you two don’t really look the cheerleader type. Maybe it’s the captain of the drama club? Fighting over a love scene in the school play?

amaranthus Posted:

Sigh… I can look after myself, but actually I was talking to bo— oh, never mind. Look, I need to go do some weeding in the garden. Maybe you guys can help me out there. But don’t touch anything without explicit instructions, ok? There’s a lot of dangerous **** in there.

And yes, I got the samples. Thanks, I guess. I was hoping for a trained ag- never mind. Thanks for getting me those. The results? No, I’m afraid I can’t tell you about that. Some things… are better kept quiet, anyways.

Oh, cool! Hey, can I taste this?

Hey, wait. Thanks, ‘you guess’? I risked my life and Eirairaiana’s too to get that stuff! Your eyes aren’t even really hazel, are they?

amaranthus Posted:

What are you girls on about, anyways? Captain of the football team playing the field again? Don’t be surprised. Although… well, no offense, but you two don’t really look the cheerleader type. Maybe it’s the captain of the drama club? Fighting over a love scene in the school play?

Ugh, cheerleaders? Please, don’t insult me like that.

I suggest to proove you don’t want him is to attempt to murder him. Log in to see images!

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Okay. What else?