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Ronnie Blaze

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50

[Board of Directors]

Level 36 Troll

Please Ignore me! Imagined popularity makes me constantly defend myself, even though no one cares.

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

fabulous personnum PI

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Level 7 Troll

BANNED

SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: EXTREME AMOUNTS OF MASTURBATION MAY ALSO CAUSE THE ‘WAVY’ EFFECT

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IF YOU SEE ANY SORT OF WAVINESS YOU HAVE MASTURBATED TOO MUCH

AND NEED TO IMMEDIATELY SEEK MEDICAL HELP

Fagnum PI edited this message on 07/10/2008 5:06PM

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Honey Lennon

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10

Level 16 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

holy ****! i need to goto my doctor asap then!


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Thank goodness I have never masturbated in my life


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Chelsea Clin-
ton

Avatar: 49405 Wed Nov 19 21:06:58 -0500 2008
26

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Camwhore

hay

wow really? are you amish or something


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Richard Blaz-
es

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9

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

its too late for me.. im already blind from masturbating… sigh…


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Lolita Kramz Posted:

wow really? are you amish or something

No, FAIL just always has someone do it for him Log in to see images!


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Johnny Mac Posted:

No, FAIL just always has someone do it for him Log in to see images!

no, I’m Amish Log in to see images!


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Uh Oh, I thought the blindness was from using Nair as a hand polish because of the hairy palms, and then rubbing my eyes.


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enire

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I read about this one a few years ago. Apparently they did a study, and if you’re not getting enough sex, the discs in this one may appear to be rotating slightly. If they’re rotating a lot, you’re probably a virgin — or at least haven’t had sex in several years.

Apparently, it has to do with the particular combination of phenylethylamine and serotonin that is released during sex. If the brain is starved of this chemical male reproductive organtail, a kind of brain damage occurs in the visual cortex, so that you are unable to focus steadily on the still image, and the discs appear to swirl. I wonder what it looks like?

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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

enire Posted:

I wonder what it looks like?

Suuuuuuuure, you’re not fooling anyone.Log in to see images!


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

this thread looks like my grandmother’s email inbox

in 1998


bada bing bada ****in boom

enire

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

coreyjess Posted:

Suuuuuuuure, you’re not fooling anyone.Log in to see images!

Hey, between FAIL’s fantastic lovemaking and Laguna’s astonishingly good enjoy, I’ll NEVER see those things move.


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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

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Illegal Multi

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Level 1 Re-Re

only an honest man can’t see my posts


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Lolita Kramz

Avatar: Teen Girl
8

Level 16 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

idc if i go blind i love my vibrator!


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fabulous personnum PI

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Level 7 Troll

BANNED

Macks Posted:

this thread looks like my grandmother’s email inbox

in 1998

AHA!....YOU ARE BALCONY CRITICS


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