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Bug - 3 The truth about klan vanilla and current game balance as I see it.

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MC Banhammer Posted:

Are you saying raids don’t need to take a significant chunk of contiguous time? But — they do. At least for the coordinator, right? And the people trying to take the forums? I can tell you that I can’t commit to anything like that. Maybe the concern from those (like me) who want to balance the game for “casual” players is coming from their inability (like mine) to commit to even a ten-minute time frame to do it in.

I also wonder of your choice of the words “so incredibly simple to do”. It is? To do it, don’t the people need to own headsets to have some private method of communication? Which means setting up an IRC channel somewhere and making sure everyone can join it? Not having experience in that area, I don’t know, maybe that’s really simple to do, but it strikes me as not so much. Of course, that could be solved if ET gave each klan their own private IDC channel, maybe active only during raids…

if you consider an hour and a half to considerable amount of time, then you would be right – however i do not consider an hour and a half that big of a deal. if you only have free time in ten minute increments, then maybe you should consider learning some time management skills. are you a doctor or something? how do you find time to be a mod?

also its pretty difficult to set up a chatroom, jeez, why won’t some clever programmer create a method for people to do it. maybe the people over at http://www.mibbit.com can help! they might be pretty clever!


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actually, if you can manage to have ten minutes available in the middle of a scheduled raid, you could still participate. Spot generally has that problem as our raids happen in a time frame where he needs to be getting ready for work. he shows up, we let him burn his turns, and off he goes.

with the new method, as long as the anchors are being tended by someone else, a player with just ten minutes to spare could just throw his or her turns in and everyone would be good to go.


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but i mean, really? you want to be able to compete without putting in any real time? seriously?


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Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

if you consider an hour and a half to considerable amount of time, then you would be right – however i do not consider an hour and a half that big of a deal. if you only have free time in ten minute increments, then maybe you should consider learning some time management skills. are you a doctor or something? how do you find time to be a mod?

Has nothing to do with time management. I work a job during the day and have a family at night. I come online during downtime at work, which I can’t schedule in advance, and when I have a moment or two of not taking care of/spending time with my family, such as now. That’s generally perfectly adequate for modding, but not even close for raiding.

And hour and a half? I can’t begin to imagine what it’s like to have that much free time I can schedule in advance for a game. In college, yeah sure I had that time. But not now.


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I work a job that involves constant travel, have a wife, and 2 young children. Yet I always plan at least one night a week to spend a couple hours by myself with the internet (today, that means Forumwarz, but sometimes, that means pornLog in to see images!)

You have to make time to do something you enjoy, or you’ll go insane.

Right now, that means I make time to do at least a raid a week, so that I can take a crack at some medals come wednesday night.

Edit: I love my children more than anything, but if I didn’t have something for me, I may lose my mind.

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Must be nice to have that flexibility. I don’t, and I can’t make it. If I’m lucky, I can plan things out two weeks in advance to have a couple of hours off after the kids finally go to bed. I’m not going to get into the details of my personal family issues in a public place, but I don’t have the same option you do.

But let’s say that I did, and that I could choose one night that would work. For me to be able to join a raid, that means everyone else who’s raiding would also need to be available on that night. And at the time for me, which, give different time zones, might be 3am for you. Or the middle of the day. So we couldn’t raid together anyway. And I haven’t seen anyone advertising when they’re raiding, to see who can join — rather, you have to join the klan first to find out.

So given that, which one do I choose? Three active raiding klans, but which one meets my hypothetical availability — if any?

So, back to my original point — “so incredibly simple to do”. I’m just not seeing it.

coreyjess Posted:

Banhammer, the last time you circled around to our klan, we were Good Omens.

Why not stop by Episode 2 Beta.

Come along on a raid.

Maybe add some stickies to the board for us.

I think we’d appreciate that,

and you may too.

Thanks, Corey. My tour goes otherwise. But I’m not the primary one interested in medals anyway, that would be Lady Banhammer. And she’s quite happy where she is right now. So that’s another issue. To raid, that would mean I (or a hypothetical single-character player) would have to leave a klan they enjoy the interaction with in order to join a raiding klan, if their klan weren’t raiding effectively. Not ideal.

And in any case, she couldn’t join, because the klans tend to kick out leeches — those who join raids but don’t participate. Which is about all I could ever be, except on extremely rare cirgreat timesstances.

So, what would I like to see? A way for “casual” players like myself to have chances at medals separate from the klans. It’s been suggested before and it’s my favorite so far, creating two parallel bracket structures, one for klan players and one for solo players. And no switching; you commit to which one you want every season.


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Nillo Posted:

What is this about Flamebate? I haven’t seen any of the “hounding out new posters” you’re talking about. The only ones who get harbumed are those who post unfunny stuff, and that’s how it should be. TSB may be in a constant state of circlejerking but I never saw them pick on the good, funny RPers.

That’s because there are no good, funny RPers. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

Nah, but seriously. They do pick on RPers, regardless of whether they are good or bad, and that discourages people from even trying. ...but the point of the thread, I think is that that’s not an issue that warrants mod/creator intervention (and therefore, neither is domination).

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MC Banhammer Posted:

So, what would I like to see? A way for “casual” players like myself to have chances at medals separate from the klans. It’s been suggested before and it’s my favorite so far, creating two parallel bracket structures, one for klan players and one for solo players. And no switching; you commit to which one you want every season.

whats to stop clan raiders to choose to play vs. solos, except public scorn?


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Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

whats to stop clan raiders to choose to play vs. solos, except public scorn?

nothing, except i doubt youll get you vanilla in the solo bracket,

since one would bumume theres no klan crap allowed


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that’d work! see theres a good suggestion.


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Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

that’d work! see theres a good suggestion.

the best suggestions are ones that are easily implemented..that idea would take quite a bit of coding to make it work…quicker ideas and fixes are better though i think thats an interesting idea they had


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Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

whats to stop clan raiders to choose to play vs. solos, except public scorn?

Because it’d seed you differently. Klan players go into klan pods, solo players into solo pods. Easy to code. Two DBs field, one for “player domination type this season”, one for “domination pod type this season”; one radio bumon on a Dom page to select where you want to play before you’re automatically seeded — no one can play without “signing up”; seed logic puts you in a domination pod with the same type as the player’s domination type. Restrict the “join raid” bumon so you can’t do it if you’ve signed up for solo play, and you’re done.


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if you can code it easy, try it out..*shrugs..-your idea anyways


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scullyangel Posted:

Not to be a jackbum, but male reproductive organbum, myself and either Grinning Man, Ricket or Spot, could come really close to matching the Ep. 2 klan scoop totals.

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Orb Posted:

That’s because there are no good, funny RPers. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

Nah, but seriously. They do pick on RPers, regardless of whether they are good or bad, and that discourages people from even trying. ...but the point of the thread, I think is that that’s not an issue that warrants mod/creator intervention (and therefore, neither is domination).

maybe you should recognize that tsb does not work as a collective singular entity bound together by carbon bonds

and realize that we are different people


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Veer Posted:

maybe you should recognize that tsb does not work as a collective singular entity bound together by carbon bonds

and realize that we are different people


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TeeKayEff Posted:

We did it once and it was a joke.

TSB, as far as I’m concerned, will never split up. We’re more of a tightly knit organism of love and caring than you people suspect we are. Log in to see images!

We actually did it twice. Log in to see images!

(maybe three times my memory is hazy)

Vuron Posted:

Actually believe it or not TSB is home to a surprising number of female players. With the exception of Pants calling people fat and moon calling people horseface most of us are actually pretty well behaved as well.

One thing that seems to be a positive for TSB is that we don’t actually take the game too seriously. Some people are competitive while some take it as a place to jack around in. The fact that we all seem to get along okay highlights the benefits of a low stress klan structure.

i lol’d at the “horseface” part.

But yeah, those TEAM SHORTBUS bumsholes are chill as ****.

Orb Posted:

That’s because there are no good, funny RPers. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

Nah, but seriously. They do pick on RPers, regardless of whether they are good or bad, and that discourages people from even trying. ...but the point of the thread, I think is that that’s not an issue that warrants mod/creator intervention (and therefore, neither is domination).

Man, I thought we talked about this.

You know the klan isn’t entirely Dr_Kraid and Gigerth alts, right? That there are more than two people inside of it, some of whom who actually enjoy roleplaying?

Or are you as deaf as Janie?


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