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Macho ITT: FAIL takes you on the trip of a lifetime then throws you a party!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

It’s been too long baby. After our last two dates, I have a surprise for you! I’m taking you on a weekend adventure to Pen Island!!!!!!!!!

(If you’ve never heard of Pen Island, it is somewhere between Hawaii and Australia)

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A long plane ride and hours later, we finally made it!

































After our exhausting day of travel, we walk along the beach during sunset Log in to see images!

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What better way to end a day than a romantic dip in our private hot tub?

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After an amazing night of sexin, we start day 2 of our trip with an Xtreme Zipline Tour of Pen Island ™!!!

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Don’t forget to take your headset off, you don’t wanna lose it!

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When we get back to our all inclusive resort we see that Evil Trout and Jalapeno Bootyhole are staying here the same time we are! What are the odds right?!?!

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What a pleasant surprise, I bet we meet up with them again later!


























!!!!! We almost forgot about Pen Island’s Annual Pirate Parrrty! We gotta hurry up and get dressed!

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PHEW we made it. We even ran into JB! I thought it was weird that he kept warning us about the dangers of scurvy and how we needed more vitamin c…

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After the parrty we had another amazing night of lovin. Sleep well, tomorrow is our last day!





















On day 3 of our perfect vacation we decided to take a helicopter tour around Pen Island. It looks BEAUTIFUL from up here!

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Ya know, JB was on to something with the whole scurvy thing. On our last night here, we should throw a Citrus Celebration!!! We MUST invite Jalapeno and ET since it was practically their idea!!!!







































































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Welp I hate to go, but sadly our trip is coming to an end. It was really great to spend so much quality time with you, ET, and JB… hopefully we can do it again sometime soon!!!!!

Goodbye for now darling, don’t call me I’ll call you!

FAIL edited this message on 07/10/2008 3:48PM

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
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Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

WIN

I think this was the best trip I’ve ever been on in my entire life.

A major lack of enjoy, but it was still great Log in to see images!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

BTW, I found out you can only embed one youtube video per post Log in to see images!

This was supposed to be right before the party

FAIL edited this message on 07/10/2008 6:54AM

fabulous personnum PI

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Level 7 Troll

BANNED

pretty awesome, especially

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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

fabulous personnum PI Posted:

pretty awesome, especially

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Agreed, that was a particular highlight of the adventure.

It’s also bordering on enjoy, which was very pleasing for me! Log in to see images!

arbitrayer

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Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

FAIL Posted:

I’m taking you on a weekend adventure to Pen Island!!!!!!!!!

is it just me, or did u come up with that right after i friended you with it on my profile?

enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Oh, Fail…

Words just can’t express how you’ve moved me yet again. I know your love is too big for one person, but I can’t stop thinking about you. I keep revisiting our dates over and over, and I tremble with anticipation for the next one.

My other lovers — well, they’re wonderful, of course, but they’ll never be able to really satisfy me like you have. Nobody does it half as good as you; baby you’re the best Log in to see images!. Really, it makes me feel sad for rest. Even if I never get to see you again, I count myself fortunate for the wonderful times we’ve had together.

Yours,

enire

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enire edited this message on 07/10/2008 10:34AM

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

i came at least seven times

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

BUMP BECAUSE PHOTOBUCKET WAS BEING A **** AND TOOK DOWN THE PIC FOR AWHILE

FAIL edited this message on 07/10/2008 3:49PM

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

This is the best vacation I ever had Log in to see images! I got a nice tan too, for a change!

It should go on forever, ohhgoddd

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

arbitrayer Posted:

is it just me, or did u come up with that right after i friended you with it on my profile?

wat

neither me nor you made that up, and i certainly didn’t get it from your profile, scrub

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

we saw these old guys singing at the beach and we were drunk and it was fun

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Oh wow it’s like I was actually there.

fabulous personnum PI

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Level 7 Troll

BANNED

elenaratelimit Posted:

we saw these old guys singing at the beach and we were drunk and it

YOUR SIGS EYEBALLS ARE IN FACT mammary glands, YOU CAN’T FOOL ME

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Requesting this be moved to full of win

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Vuron Posted:

Requesting this be moved to full of win

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

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chica bonita

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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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[Full of SbumSS]

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I grant you an bumhole x

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