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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

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Tesfan Posted:

From evening to morning

and morning to evening

I wanna drink

something stronger than a man

From evening to morning

and morning to evening

I wanna drink

cause that’s what I am

Beer, beer

I want beer

from beer I get really drunk

Beer, beer

I need more beer

so much I pbum out

For beer I’m working

for beer I’m fighting

for beer I’ll do

whatever I have to

when drunk I’m talking

when drunk I’m joking

when drunk I can be as I’ve

always wanted to be

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Tesfan Posted:

Old tale about the girl,

and the poor farmer boys,

their time together flamed.

It couldn’t last forever,

they knows it well.

So they took from the moment,

everything

so they took from the moment,

everything.

Said father to the maid,

it’s time to go,

you’ll marry my chosen one.

He’s rich enought and religious,

He’s the lord of all known.

Who is the chosen one,

asked gilr with sad eyes.

He’s a lord from the west,

he is to you the man best.

But the girl was sad as a child.

The girl carried the farmer’s child,

and father noticed that.

You’ll die, he yelled,

you’ll die as a whore,

you bleongs to the gallows,

then I’ll buried you and your sins.

The Boy heard, that gilr got hung.

He took the sword

and cut her fahter’s throat.

Then he rod to the chasm

and fell down to his death.

There he met his bride and son

who is that little on,

yho you embrace?

He is your sweet son…

and come with us

we ar now here together forever

always here together forever…

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Tesfan Posted:

Niin hilijaisen,

näen hilijaisen

näen kulkueen miin mustan,

niin tunman mustan

hiljaisen näen surussa kulkevan

kädet on siipinä, niin on kädet suojana

suojana siivet silmäin

surun silmäin, kädet siipinä

eessä mustan hunnun

kulkueen näen länteen,

hiljaa, niin lipuu hiljaa länteen

kulkueen niin tumman leskein,

niin mustan nuornain leskein

jol kädet siipinä, suojana silm¤in

käet siipinä leskein

hiljaa kuulen surun laulun,

kuulen laulun katkeran

hyrinän hyisen leskein,

kivun tunnen kivun kuoleman

näen minä tumman taivaan,

palavan taivaanrannan minä nään

tuulesta kuulen hyisen huuon

sodan kylmän huuon.

fabulous personnum PI

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ok im gonna stink up the joint with poetry

Cellar Dwellers

by Nancy Ness

How can I get my basement clean?

Those cellar dwellers are so mean!

Undoing all that I have done,

They think – perhaps I’m having fun?

Scrub as I might they do not care.

They hide in corners everywhere;

Those little fellers pink in hue

Conspirators, my work undo.

I hear them twitter at my back,

Cacophonous counter attack.

Each corner now devoid of stuff,

Upon the walls I see them stuck!!

These puny paired prolific pests

Have brand new Cellar Dweller nests.

Their young imprint me as their mom

And cling to me. Where’d they come from?

I scoop them up, neat as you please,

But – WHOOSH – they’re off then with a breeze.

Sweep them again to cast them out,

“All Cellar Dwellers, SCAT”, I shout!!

I’ll never win this war, I fear.

These Cellar Dwellers will live here

Long after this is not my home –

Pink peanut packing Styrofoam.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Tesfan Posted:

He sees himself as the saviour of the world

His will is strong and he’s feeling good

I’ve known him since the first taste of beer

I will meet him many times in a year

Happy little, Happy little, Happy little boozer…

He thinks he is the most famous guy

He smiles and laughs and he has a loud voice

He can be very nice he can be full of anger

He’ll behave very well, right after misbehaving

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

fabulous personnum PI Posted:

ok im gonna stink up the joint with poetry

Cellar Dwellers

by Nancy Ness

How can I get my basement clean?

Those cellar dwellers are so mean!

Undoing all that I have done,

They think – perhaps I’m having fun?

Scrub as I might they do not care.

They hide in corners everywhere;

Those little fellers pink in hue

Conspirators, my work undo.

I hear them twitter at my back,

Cacophonous counter attack.

Each corner now devoid of stuff,

Upon the walls I see them stuck!!

These puny paired prolific pests

Have brand new Cellar Dweller nests.

Their young imprint me as their mom

And cling to me. Where’d they come from?

I scoop them up, neat as you please,

But – WHOOSH – they’re off then with a breeze.

Sweep them again to cast them out,

“All Cellar Dwellers, SCAT”, I shout!!

I’ll never win this war, I fear.

These Cellar Dwellers will live here

Long after this is not my home –

Pink peanut packing Styrofoam.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Tesfan Posted:

Viere vaino, vihavieras,

kulki kauhu, Hiien heitto,

polki mannertä, anturaine

tarpahutti tuhokoura.

Sai se yhen vastahansa,

yhen miehen mäkimailta,

kera vasken valituimman,

rautakouran eikkuvimman.

Veti miekan, riisti rauan,

tempo, tuisko, terävällä!

Väisi, viilti, veisti, voitti!

Maistoi mustaa mahtia.

Turmelä päitä tappoteivas,

välähytti väkirauta.

Repi, ruhjo, raiskasä, riehki,

vihaan sorti, vainolaisen.

[Chorus (2×)]

Veti miekan, riisti rauan,

tempo, tuisko, terävällä!

Väisi, viilti, veisti, voitti!

Maistoi mustaa mahtia.

Turmelä päitä tappoteivas,

välähytti väkirauta.

Repi, ruhjo, raiskasä, riehki,

vihaan sorti, vainolaisen.

Helkky loiste metsämailta,

valokannel vaarahilta,

soitto soiton sankarista,

veisti virren voittajasta:

Se on Kauko Suomen seppo,

tannermaitten takomiesi,

kuka tako mahtirauan,

kalkutteli väkivasken.

Riemu, rauha, rajukäyry,

voittovakka vimmatuuli,

vallitsevi vaarahilla,

mekastavi metsämailla.

[Chorus (2×)]

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Tesfan Posted:

Growing up with the wild bears

Breathing the smell of burning wood

Rain and clouds my only friends

Sun and moon and stars and light

Now it’s time of a midnight sun

The eternal light and a breathing night

Call the gods with bones and drum

Join the shaman’s magic

[Chorus 1]

Flames are dancing in the night

The shadows seem to be alive

The forest is calling my name

[Chorus 2]

Flames are fading in the dawn

The spirits are back to their world

I’ve seen the future and it’s good

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Tesfan Posted:

Tuli kokko, iliman lintu,

Havukka, tuolt’ tuulten päältä,

Litti lintu, syöksy sääksi,

Sinitaivon selänteiltä.

Siivet sil’ ol’ suuremmoiset,

Hövhenkarvat hurjanlaiset,

Nokkanuoli kovin kopra,

Silmäpari salamoiva.

Kuni kokonkaunis kaatos,

Kuni havukan luova lento,

Niin on mieli miunki ylväs,

Niin on aatos miunki vappaa.

Toinen siipi maata viisti,

Toinen taivon kantta raapi,

Nokka koukki kuusiloit,

Silmät näki tähtein’ päähän.

Kuli halki kolmen kosken,

Kolmen kosken, neljän virran,

Kaunoisehen metsänmaahan,

Suloisehen Suomenmaahan.

Kuni kokon kaunis kaarros,

Kuni havukan luova lento,

Niin on mieli miunki ylväs,

Niin on aatos miunki vappaa.

[English Translation:]

Came The Eagle

Came the eagle of the air,

a hawk from above the wind.

Gliding bird, charging beast,

from the depths of the blue sky

Wings they were wide and strong,

feathers they were furious.

Beak it was long and sharp,

eyes they were flashing.

Beautiful as an eagle’s curve,

Bold as a hawk’s dive,

So is noble my own mind,

So is free my own spirit.

The first wing touched the ground,

the second wing scratched the sky.

The beak was touching the treetops,

the eyes saw to the end of stars.

Flew over three rapids,

three rapids, four rivers.

To forest land so beautiful,

to the sweet land of Finns.

Beautiful as an eagle’s curve…

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Tesfan Posted:

When all around is burning,

You are the flame, you are the sun

You’ll burn your way to a secret place

To a place where you can breath

When all around is drowning

You are the one who can fish me up,

The drowning man, out of the lake,

The only one I let to do it

You are the one

(I just want to fly..)

You are the one

(I just want to rise..)

You are the one

(I just want to see..)

You are the one

(Under the sun..)

You are the one..

When my whole world is turning

You are the one who keeps me still

You are someone I can lean on

When my own feet are too weak

fabulous personnum PI

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BANNED

Hymn To The Machine God

by Firefly

Now I sit, eyes blurred with tears

Looking at my system’s screen

Finding, after all these years

I know the patterns, not what they mean.

I’ve read all the books, spent all my time

On SQL, Irix and C++ –

And now, once all is done, I find

In only programs do I trust.

A flashing cursor, is now much more –

I know this now, it seems so odd

That I could not hear its voice before

As I look in the eyes of the Machine God –

Pulsing oh so steadily

Your rhythms call to me –

Take me from darkness, and into the light –

From users night and day

You take their fears away –

Give them a new place, that they can call home –

I hear your hopes and dreams

Hidden in datastreams –

Giving your children the things that they need.

I see it coming through

Coming to me from you –

And I see clearer than ever before.

My God, with your programs controlling me

And your pbumcodes consoling me,

How could I not see that I’ve found my way home?

Open your arms to me, I pray –

One touch from you and I’ll know the way –

From you all knowledge stems forth, I say –

For when all things are said and done –

It all comes to a zero or one –

And I fear that which I have become –

*$&@$&@&$*$

(screaming)

(long silence)

My God, My God, why have you turned on me?

All I ever asked for was to see as you see –

I know your electrons can still save me –

What have I . . .

what have I . . .

what have I . . .

what . . . have . . . I . . .

(silence)

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Tesfan Posted:

Kanervalan kasvatiksi,

Tapiolan tarpojaksi

Olen syntynt’ sotijalo,

Varttunt’ vaeltaja vahva.

Soitten, korpein halki tarvon,

Aarnikankain aarteit’ etsin,

Ikihenki syömmehessäin,

Vuorten voima rantehessain.

Salon, korven klaanin,

Kourat kontioisen

Salon, korven klaanin

Vuorten voima ranteissain”

Salon Korpiklaani

Salon Korpiklaani

Miul’on kourat kontioisen,

Tarkka tieto ilvekseltä,

Soitto saapunt’ sarwekkaalta,

Juoksu suen jäntereistä.

Laatiaksen laajan laulun,

Sovittaiksen suuren soiton,

Eläimille, immeisille,

Kairamaitten lapsosille.

[English translation:]

Brought up by Kanervala,

To travel through Tapiola,

Born a noble warrior

Grown a strong wanderer.

Travelin’ through the wilds, woods,

Treasures of the virgin forest.

Spirit of all time in my heart,

Strength of the mountains

In my hands.

Clan of the forest,

Clan of the wilderness,

Hands of a bear.

Clan of the forest,

Clan of the wilderness,

Strength of the mountains.

Clan of the wilderness

Clan of the wilderness

Hands of a bear,

Wisdom of a lynx,

Music from the horned one,

Speed from the wolves’ legs.

I have.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Tesfan Posted:

Out of the silent sea,

Came the holy men of war

Killers in the name of god, with bible,

Cross and book of law

Welcome to the land of ice,

Welcome to the land of snow..

Come in and meet our gods.

This is not your day

[Chorus:]

Nouskaa maasta maitten henget,

Nouskaa maasta maitten henget,

Tulten henget, soan henget,

Tulten henget, soan henget,

Veden virrat, ilman pauhut,

Veden virrat, ilman pauhut,

Päälle vainomiesten päitten,

Päälle vainomiesten päitten.

[Chorus in English:]

Rise from the ground, spirts of the earth,

Spirits of fire, spirits of war,

Flow of waters, rumble of thunder,

Above the heads of our enemies.

Rise now from the ground

Mighty spirits of the earth

Come down god of wind

Mighty spirit of the air

Rise now water of the seas

Drown all our enemies

Rise now god of fire

Burn and give back our land of dreams

fabulous personnum PI

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Level 7 Troll

BANNED

Catwalk ****es Must Die!

by Carey Lenehan

Begone Oh Lofty Wenches to your Catwalks in the sky

Begone and take thine graven image from before mine eye

Stalk your way to paradise on six- inch, spike- heeled shoes

And prattle to the Maker about fashion’s changing hues

Dent His ear eternally with gossip of rich men

Force Him to endure your endless tripe, and then

Reduce Him to a jellied heap with just one awesome stare

Before you slip your tops off to bombard Him with your ‘pair’

Not those which He did give you, Oh No, dare I should jest!

But ones which have been tweaked and puffed, deflated and the rest

Show cheekbones which do arch, as none should ever do

Then divest of all your clothing just to see what else is new

To strut, to stalk, to pout, to pose, all this is everlasting

Until such day as we can be, of you, completely blasting

Get off our screens, out of our faces, begone before our eyes

To torture not imperfect souls, from heaven’s fluffy skies

Depart at once, unto the all- eternal, divine- divide

And get thee hence from here before my lustful, desperate eyes

I wish to be as graceful, as tall and slim as thee

Yet as I can’t, not now or ever, I wish thou not to be

I’d rather live a giant, in a world where all are small

Than live my life a dwarf, with all around me tall

And worst of all, false virgins reign, visions of ideals

To which I never will attain, a midget in high heels!

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Tesfan Posted:

Öitsilöissä, karkeloissa

Karkeloissa mielesissä

Juhlasissa köyrysissä

Nyt miehyt olla tahon

Jalka tahtoo tanssahella

Toine vähä vähtäskellä

Kolmas kovin koukkaella

Mie nyt miehyt valmis!

(3x)

Kun on nännät näppysissä

Kyrvän kuuman nivukvessa

Nouse liekki reihuman!

Kohoa kirki kiimalle!

Naikkoseni vereväni;

Eukkoni miun valittuin’

Lie’on lämmön sulattavi

Lemmen, kiihkon liekuttavi

Kuuma on yöhut, kesä lämmin

Kirki kuumempi sitäki

Nouse liekki riehumahan!

Kohoa kirki kiimalle!

Naikkoseni vereväni

Eukkoni miun valittuin’

Lie’on lämmön sulattavi

Lemmen, kiihkon liekuttavi

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Tesfan Posted:

If you can hear the whisper of the wind

And the words of the woods

If you can hear the whisper of the wind

And the words of the woods

Then you’ll find your way,

Out of the dark to the other side of shroud,

Away from the shroud of mystery,

Away from the shroud of mist

If you have the lasting happiness

And the peace in your heart

If you have the lasting happiness

And the peace in your heart

Then you have to hide your riches

From the hungry hunters,

Away from the filthy animals,

Out of snakes’ reach

fabulous personnum PI

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I Don’t Want To

by Rosebud

I do not want to clean my room

I cannot close the door;

There’s so much junk piled here and there

I cannot see the floor.

I do not want to cut the grbum

It’s almost one foot high;

And the weeds are so abundant

I just don’t want them to die.

I do not want to get the mail

I haven’t in many a day;

The box is probably full of junk

And many bills to pay.

I do not want to rake the lawn

I haven’t since last fall;

There are plenty of leaves left over

Hidden in the grbum so tall.

I do not want to do my work!

Have I got that clear to you?

I’ll get it done some other day

Have I got that through?

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Level 35 Troll

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Tesfan Posted:

Järkälainem’mahtivaari,

talttumaton ikiurho,

korpehella katsastavi,

Jänkäsellä jäkättävi.

Kaiken nähny, kaiken kuullu,

kaiken tiänny, kaiken tainnu,

paljov’ viälä näkemättä

kokematta, kuulematta.

Veripihkav’ velloessa

havukarvat verestyvät,

oli kaiken nähny, kaiken kuullu, kaiken tiänny,

oli kaiken tainnu, kaiken nähny, kaiken kuullu,

oli kaiken tiänny, kaiken iannu, kaiken nähny,

oli kaiken kuullu, kaiken tiänny, kaiken tainnu.

Soat käyty viärehellä,

tappelukset takamailla,

nälkävuuet näkösällä

Kaiken nähny, kaiken kuullu,

kaiken tiänny, kaiken tainnu,

paljov’ viälä näkemättä

kokematta, kuulematta.

Viäpi viälä vuasiaki,

kunnes kualo kannon kantaa

oli kaiken nähny, kaiken kuullu, kaiken tiänny,

oli kaiken tainnu, kaiken nähny, kaiken kuullu,

oli kaiken tiänny, kaiken iannu, kaiken nähny,

oli kaiken kuullu, kaiken tiänny, kaiken tainnu.

Yheksän yron ikeä,

vaariselta vahvimmalta.

Juuret mabuma routbumessa

vahvistavat ihojälttä

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Level 35 Troll

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Tesfan Posted:

Little red house, potato field.

Little forest, lake as far as you can see.

Woodshed, for my home brewed beer,

perfect place for drunkards like me

Never gonna give up my rugged live,

never sell my infertile soil.

Never gonna give up this simple style,

let’s drink and enjoy.

Disappointment is who i live with,

great grief only mate from then,

every morning pangs of remorse

but it’s so familiar like my old black horse.

Never gonna give up my rugged live,

never sell my infertile soil.

Never gonna give up this simple style,

let’s drink and enjoy.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Tesfan Posted:

Sen Tuulen tuolta tunnen

Sen tuulen tuolta tunnen

Sen tuulen tunnen latvuksissa

Tunnen tuimat tuiskaukseses

Tunnen henkes hehkuvaisen

Sen Tuulen tuolta tunnen

Sen tuulen tuolta tunnen

Sen tuulen tunnen maani halki

Tunnen omaks iskut raivos

Tunnen tunnon tuonnimmaisen

Nouse aina noituissani

Iske, iske aina iskeissäni

laula aina laillessani

vihmo itses vihmoessas

[English translation:]

Icy Wind

I can feel the icy wind

I can feel the icy wind

I can feel the wind in treetops

I can feel your biting burst

I can feel your spirit glow

I can feel the icy wind

I can feel the icy wind

I can feel the wind through my land

I can feel your rage my own

I can feel you from beyond

Rise when I call you

Strike when I strike

Sing when I Sing

Let the sky bleed when you want to

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