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Seerow

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

[Elitist Superstruc-
ture
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Okay, so I’m a level 4 troll. I just finished pwning the KKK forum… didn’t get any new quests. I check my mail, talk to my stalk contacts, nothing. So I figure I’ll go back and repwn the 2nd forum, since I hadn’t dropped the XSS hack there yet. I go there and drop it, come back, still no quests, either from new people randomly talking to me, or from talking to old people again.

Am I missing something obvious for progression? Do you need to reach a certain level before you can get the next quest? (like until you hit level 5 you won’t get whatever comes after KKK) Is it a bug? Do I have to wait until the next morning?

I’ve already used up my forum visits for the day, so it’s not a huge deal. But if after update tomorrow I still haven’t gotten something for a new quest, I’d like to know wtf I am supposed to be doing. Especially since we’re restricted in forum access per day, I don’t like to waste time grinding.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

This isn’t clear so we’re going to sort it out, but nordstrom takes a day to get back to you. When you log in tomorrow you’ll have a new tubmail and quest.

Seerow

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

[Elitist Superstruc-
ture
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Evil Trout Posted:

This isn’t clear so we’re going to sort it out, but nordstrom takes a day to get back to you. When you log in tomorrow you’ll have a new tubmail and quest.

Ah, okay. Thanks for the quick response.

Cubear

Avatar: Cubear's Avatar
3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

even a little blurb at the end of his message saying “we will see u tomorrow”

would probably be enough

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Cubear Posted:

even a little blurb at the end of his message saying “we will see u tomorrow”

would probably be enough

Yeah I’ve already asked Jalapeno Bootyhole to come up with something, so hopefully it will work and people will get less confused.

The other confusing thing is that Shallow Esophagus expects you to finish all three missions before you can give him the OS. Today I updated his away message so that it says “Come back when you’ve finished all I gave you” or something.

Between those two things, I think we can eliminate 90% of the quest-related confusion Log in to see images!

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