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Pumpkin mc banhammer: an open and honest dialogue

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

sure, his monstrous homofabulous personry has been well publicized, but what of his good side?

what of the time when he saved that kitten from the tree?

what of the time when he comforted a forlorn pickled male reproductive organbum and taught him anal sex as a remedy for mourning a loss at domination?

what of the time when he sang a song to the world?

what of the time when he saved the beatles from disbanding?











all those things were made up, but let us attempt to find good qualities of mc banhammer in this thread

it will be a long and arduous attempt but we may be able to succeed

may


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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

MC Banhammer is not an illegal wild**** alt. Log in to see images! scully edited this message on 07/08/2008 5:40AM


Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images!

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Mc banhammer isn’t trying to steal my pokemon.


FAT!!!

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

MC Banhammer is probably not responsible for the deaths of millions.

Prodigy

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

[Team Shortbus]

Level 1 Re-Re

i had a dream

it had fairies in it Log in to see images!

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

scullyangel Posted:

MC Banhammer is not an illegal wild**** alt. Log in to see images!

nor was hitler

Ash Ketchum Posted:

Mc banhammer isn’t trying to steal my pokemon.

nor is hitler

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

MC Banhammer is probably not responsible for the deaths of millions.

YOU GOT ME THERE


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Prodigy

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

[Team Shortbus]

Level 1 Re-Re

dude the jews did the holocaust didn’t you know

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

Prodigy Posted:

dude the jews did the holocaust didn’t you know

(shh my friend we are in jew territory)

(do not attract their hate)


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Illegal Multi

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

so. what’s the point of… ISRAEL????


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

MC Banhammer supports rewarding my artistic deeds.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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enire

Avatar: enire's Avatar
9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

MC Banhammer secretly supports giving us custom colour options in IDC, but he’s too much of a woman's genitals to speak up.


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PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

MC Banhammer once had to coach a little league baseball team as part of his community service. They were a rag tag bunch of kids and no one had any hope for them. However, they manage to pull together and climb up the rankings until they played the best kids in the league, Paulson’s Lumber. It was a tough game and at the bottom of the ninth they were done by one with two outs. One batter left.

They lost.

Then one of the kids died from complications with diabetes.


Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Veer Posted:

(shh my friend we are in jew territory)

(do not attract their hate)

OH GOD I HEAR BIRD OF WAR’S FOOT STEPS


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Mod Sbum

Avatar: Mod Sass's Avatar

Level 9 Emo Kid

**** THA MODS

MC Banhammer actually likes thunderfists in his bum. You gotta admire that.

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