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Writing i'm very angry at team shortbus - here's 3 long paragraphs explaining why:


Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

All Drag do is **** ****es, and drain his body
Kickin ****es out the bed and sleep next to a shottie
A ****'ll never get me pump, I make fine upstanding member of societys pump IV
I'm the type to follow the cops wit a midget drivin me
Make them think the car drivin itself, and I'm in the pbumenger seat
Signal lights, stashbox, a package of D
Drag dash, I'm happy to be
On, this rap **** is like a jacket to me
I wear it with cracks in my sleeves
So I keep it on, don't never take my jacket off cuz my **** be gone
What are you, lost your mind?
It took my time to cut these dimes
So I could dump drug a few minds, so don't make me bust a few nines
Dip the T T in polish watch the shoe shine
Slip in the Tunnel with a banger in my bootline
All it takes is the finger to make a sour sit, linger
Double R is hard, the rest of y'all is R & B singers

I got more bullets in my clip, than chocolate got in chip
I got more ****es suckin male reproductive organ, than fine upstanding member of societys smokin niks
I got more **** up in my whip, than most fine upstanding member of societys got in cribs
I got more, blocks of raw while y'all tryin to stop wars
Coward fine upstanding member of society lock your doors
I'll come through with the locksmith and pop it
With the glock 4 and show y'all what a mouth's for
I got black steel, blue steel, wheels, I mean wheelchair
Cuz Drag is real fair, it's all real here
I own more buildings on my block, than real estate, philly ave
Hit ten fine upstanding member of societys I'm tryin to see mils like Billy Gates
Cuz me in Philly rollin dutches
Me and Eve, stuck off the trees, got her laughin off ****es' weaves
Double R, pop fine upstanding member of societys, make fine upstanding member of societys bleed
Fiends come to me my top rock's been asleep
Seven foot bouncers bout to be six feet, under me
Now that's a foot left, you shouldn't have took that step

I know y'all wish y'all woulda, shoulda, coulda
Didda, getta, gotta, guns we male reproductive organ it then pop it
Make 'em holler and swallow
fine upstanding member of societys stop it, catch it, all up in his jacket
I'm not a stingy fine upstanding member of society, I'll let a fine upstanding member of society have it
Hate chips that go away, lookin like white coke
Sit in the sun long, come back like french toast
Hair was up, now is down, eyes are black, now is brown
Used to frown, now you smile, fine upstanding member of society must have left you now
Went from bikes to the car, from the cars to the boat
Went from keys to the coke, went from coke to the dope
Went from cracks to the raps, went from bats to the gats
Went from slums to the stats, been to London and back
Me change cuz I rap, I can't do it
I went from muggin y'all to payin fine upstanding member of societys to do it
It's all the same stupid
I got cake on cake, cuz I went from pow to pow
Wit my family, two R's, Ryde or Die

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008

Level 19 Troll


LOL GB2DwarfFortress!

Balcony Crit-

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Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

BirdofWar Posted:


Log in to see images! Another star in the tradition of the late great Boris Klinger.

Log in to see images! Boris Klinger? Why you old fool! Boris Klinger was the worst music hall act to ever step onto the stage!

Log in to see images! In your opinion maybe, but more than 2,000 people attended his final performance.

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Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

that’s deep Bird of War


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