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Contest CLOSED: [4 BP] A children's tale; an illustrated guide to male reproductive organ and Jane's life on the internet.

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

The stakes:  4 BP.

The goal: Make an illustrated children’s book about male reproductive organ and Jane’s life on the internet. Obviously this should be immensely hilarious and entertaining, but should remain grounded in the realities of the internet. That could be more vague, I know, but **** people, I want creativity and humor and entertainment. That’s what I’m paying for.

The rules:
[1] To be a truly successful child’s book, entries should probably be comprised of 5 or more illustrated pages.
[2] MSPaint would be preferable for the sake of time, but if we have any real artists out there feel free to experiment with more powerful design engines.
[3] It’s my contest, and my BP at stake; as such, I reserve judgment of the best entry to myself. HOWEVER any good author entertains critiques, so I encourage people sharing their judgments of other people’s entries. Maybe you suckers can go make a thread for that or some ****.
[4] Entries are due by [[ 2008-07-14, 20:00 EST ]] because I’ll be back from a trip that day hungover as **** and will need entertainment then.
[5] MC Banhammer is a monstrous homogay, and Evil Trout has Ep. 2 but won’t release it until all the **** posters in flamebate quit forever.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

oh god this looks awesome. Hmmm, well, I’ll see what I can whip up, anyways. I’ll be keeping an eye on this one, to be sure. Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Oh hell, this is a funny and cool idea. I have no art talent and am very sad, but will try anyway. Log in to see images!

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

posting to subscribe so I remember to use my non art skills in this

Dr_Kraid

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

OH GOD MY AVATAR IS HAUNTED

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Big Brother

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Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

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scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

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enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Spoiler for this contest:

ScullyAngel’s story is not only the best story ever; I believe it is the best story possible. I think that the contest can be closed now, as it is impossible for anyone to best her.

Congratulations!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

enire Posted:

Spoiler for this contest:

ScullyAngel’s story is not only the best story ever; I believe it is the best story possible. I think that the contest can be closed now, as it is impossible for anyone to best her.

Congratulations!


I hope so! Log in to see images!

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

...and we are off.

You guys have less than a week but I know you’ve all been working hard since well it’s for DH0 and you all know you loves some DH0 and it’s also for BP and you all know you love some BP so make the magic happen cap’n.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

ok, scully’s entry is the best by far as it is. I’ma enter something myself soon, but bumping this because you stupid fabulous persons need to stop ignoring it Log in to see images!

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

welp,

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

[4] Entries are due by [[ 2008-07-14, 20:00 EST ]] because I’ll be back from a trip that day hungover as **** and will need entertainment then.

So this contest is over now, yah?

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

I just got back in front of a computer and will now begin weighing the entries. I’ll have a decision shortly.

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

Something_Witty Posted:

welp,

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Nostalgia > Blatantly obvious male reproductive organ jokes?

My BP going to SW say yes.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

Nostalgia > Blatantly obvious male reproductive organ jokes?

My BP going to SW say yes.

Why thank you.

I guess it goes to show that Image Blatantly Ripped From Another Website And The Watermark MSPainted Over >>>>>>> Genuine Effort That Required Time And Artistic Ability, huh? Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Something_Witty Posted:

Why thank you.

I guess it goes to show that Image Blatantly Ripped From Another Website And The Watermark MSPainted Over >>>>>>> Genuine Effort That Required Time And Artistic Ability, huh? Log in to see images!

Ding. Grats.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

somethingwitty is a bad person.

dont worry though, yours was ****tons cooler skully.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

MC Banhammer Posted:

So this contest is over now, yah?

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

MC Banhammer Posted:

Yes, and the BP have been distributed. Close away, mon frere.

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