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Why did you pick the clbum you did?mammary glands, dude. mammary glands.
Gather ‘round, children, and Unka Smoove’ll tell you a story: Once upon a time, the raging furnace in the middle layers of the earth’s core was about to go out. This would’ve been BAD, since the Earth would lose it’s magnetic field and we’d have no protection from cosmic rays, forcing all people and animals to wear tinfoil hats 24-7. Ancient Chinese alchemists discovered this, but despaired because they didn’t know what tinfoil was yet.
Luckily another ancient Chinese alchemist discovered that the Earth’s core rotation could also be powered through looking at boobie pictures (through the poorly understood Pornogeodynamo Effect). So to save the world and all the lil’ critters on it, the Ancient Chinese invented erotica. Then they took the next logical step and invented toilet tissue, although that wasn’t what it was for originally. And the Earth was saved, and all people upon it laughed and danced in joy. Except the Germans, who are physically incapable of smiling.
So. By playing a Camwhore and posting ****loads of tata pics, I am in my own small way helping the continued existence of all life on this planet, and I suggest everyone do the same (Shame on you, selfish Trolls). (view post) |
03/06/2008 |