tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/sarkisarkanyForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by sarkisarkany2009-05-20T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/600922Twilight<p><blockquote><strong>Princezz_Undies Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Because you are a pedo?:/</blockquote>
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</p><p>hey! what’s wrong with pedophiles?</p>sarkisarkany2009-05-20T21:35:50Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/600915Twilight<p><blockquote><strong>LOLICAKE Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>You guiz can’t understand how this story is deep and sad.
</p><p>This is probably the most beautyful thing i ever read.</blockquote>
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</p><p>A little conversation from the film:
</p><p>“OMG my life sucks! Instead of turning into a pile of ash, and die with unexpressable pain, i start to SHIMMER!”
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</p><p>Yeah, seems that the story is soooooooooo deep. And yeah, if i start to shimmer i will kill myself with a stick.
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</p><p>So IT IS SAD.
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</p><p>But fuck, let’s analyze those whimpires:
</p><p>-They start to shimmer (thats original -and lame)
</p><p>-They eat animal blood (as seen in “Angel” series)
</p><p>-They have special powers, like mind reading (“True blood” reverse)
</p><p>-The boy feels weird close to the girl (premature ejaculation? The anime “karin” rings any bell?)
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</p><p>So what’s the story anyway?
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</p><p>Girl mets boy.
</p><p>Boy rescues girl.
</p><p>Girl fall in love.
</p><p>Girl uncovers the dark secret.
</p><p>Boy shows beautiful scenery to the girl.
</p><p>Girl melts.
</p><p>Girl meets with boys family.
</p><p>They are having a fun time together.
</p><p>Then!
</p><p>Something suddenly happens, and the joyful aura shatters, and evil lurks into the love between the two.
</p><p>Then came the fight for love.
</p><p>And in the end, they kiss.
</p><p>(If there will be an episode x, then the last few sec shows the evil again, with an evil grin on his/her/it face)
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</p><p>It was filmed at least 100 times before, and the critics call itt a “B categorie movie”
</p><p>But since it’s the 101th, i think that’s the beginning of the category “C”
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</p><p>It was so wors, that i wish that in “Saw 103” the killer will find you, bind you to a chair, and threathens you, that if you do not cut off your penis, he will going to play it again for you.
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</p><p>“Tick-tock. The time is running out emo kid.”</p>sarkisarkany2009-05-20T21:29:51Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/600743CLOSED: Are you wittier than a Forumwarz Apprentice? | Contest for 3 BP + mad props!<p>-Girls ‘n grills
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</p><p>-Sizzling hot babes
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</p><p>-Juicy weiner
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</p><p>-Born to grill
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</p><p>-Hot muffin
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</p><p>-Barbecuents (or) Barbecunts (or) Barbedcunts
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</p><p>Without knowing whats the matter with this barbeque+chicks thing, those were the best i’ve got.</p>sarkisarkany2009-05-20T18:15:46Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/584922Forumwarz Gameplay Test Squad: Sign Up Here!<p>count me in</p>sarkisarkany2009-05-08T11:33:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/533284[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!<p><blockquote><strong>OMG OMG OMG I AM A DICKSUCKING WHORE Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>thats my favourite <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/97/21e88486-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" /></p>sarkisarkany2009-04-05T17:57:27Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/509316(CLOSED!): Create the Forumwarz Motto — Win BP and E-Peen™!<p>FORUMWARZ “You suck dick”</p>sarkisarkany2009-03-16T09:21:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/483084help me set unreasonably high standards for the flamebate epeen FOR 195 BROWNIE POINTS~<p>post. I’ve had enough these silly competitions, but i’m rickrolling myself: “never gonna give up”</p>sarkisarkany2009-02-26T07:44:05Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/455820Acid Flux's Country Kitchen and Flea Market Guest Book Contest! WIN UP TO 15 BP! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY<p><strong>sarkisarkany</strong></p>sarkisarkany2009-02-11T07:37:32Z