tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/mary%20misanthropeForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by mary misanthrope2009-02-17T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/469196My vast intelligence is ruining my love life<p><blockquote><strong>Grayson81 Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>If a girl’s smart and has boobs as good as yours she usually doesn’t have trouble finding a bloke. The problem might be more related to this:
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</p><p>This story suggests a flaw in your personality. Here are two clues as to what it is:
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</p><p>1) A guy buys you dinner and you complain that he doesn’t tip enough.
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</p><p>2) You care enough about this to feel that it’s a big deal and to mention it in your overall analysis of him, but not enough to part with ten fucking dollars.</blockquote>
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</p><p>I can understand your criticism… I don’t know, I feel that since waitstaff are paid so little, you should tip according to service. If my server is good, I tip 20% or better on principle.
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</p><p>I actually offered to pay for my own meal, or simply the tip before he looked at the check (would have then left the whole $10), and he declined. So it would have been kind of rude for me to have thrown down more money on the table.
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</p><p>But you have a point, actually. I think I am being nitpicky because I feel snobby for thinking he’s not smart enough. So I am trying to justify my guilt by saying there’s other things wrong with him.</p>mary misanthrope2009-02-17T20:33:27Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/467467My vast intelligence is ruining my love life<p><blockquote><strong>MicRo-BreAtH Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Judging from this <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1546193/Heavy-metal-%27a-comfort-for-the-bright-child%27.html" target="_blank">here</a>, you could try finding a metalhead.</blockquote>
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</p><p>I like punk rock…</p>mary misanthrope2009-02-16T18:47:03Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/467465My vast intelligence is ruining my love life<p><blockquote><strong>Recommencer Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I think a card and candy should have been your first clue. Let us not seek solace in gifts that can be retrieved from a gas station. <img src="/uploads/final/905e493850b88a316.png" height="12" width="12" /> = <img src="/uploads/final/5f5e61092640253192892df06b4cb332.gif" height="18" width="18" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>I thought it was nice, because it was technically a first date; I had hung out with him once before at a party. I am kind-of a minimalist, so I appreciate the gesture rather than the items themselves.
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</p><p>I expected nothing (well, except dinner), so really, even a stupid card and some candy greatly surpassed my expectations.
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</p><p>One thing I did notice and did not like:
</p><p>He only tipped $4 on a $24 bill! I would have thrown down a few extra dollars when he wasn’t looking if I had a bill smaller than a $10 on me. Our server was very good. <img src="/uploads/final/239597aed30bb6406c64a2ef1fc2c290.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>mary misanthrope2009-02-16T18:45:26Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/467447MARY MISANTHROPE<p>Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
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</p><p>I didn’t know how missed I was. Maybe if I knew, I wouldn’t have tried to commit suicide so many times over the holidays.
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</p><p>@K. Kali — I thought you were with Biff, not me?</p>mary misanthrope2009-02-16T18:35:42Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/465769when did you become emo?<p>My brain chemistry made me emo.
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</p><p>I was threatening to kill myself since I was like 12. Get in a fight with your best friend? Threaten suicide.
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</p><p>Emo is a lifestyle for me, not a fashion choice.
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</p><p>I am an island. I am Holden Caulfield. </p>mary misanthrope2009-02-15T20:32:13Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/465766My vast intelligence is ruining my love life<p><blockquote><strong>I HATE NIGS Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Thanks for reminding me how awesome my tits are.</p>mary misanthrope2009-02-15T20:26:31Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/465765My vast intelligence is ruining my love life<p><blockquote><strong>MicRo-BreAtH Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>It seems getting a person to answer a question is not easy.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Sorry that I couldn’t tether myself to my computer to answer your questions all day.
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</p><p>To clarify, his vocabulary is smaller than mine, which makes conversations difficult and awkward. Let’s just say he is good at athletics, not school.
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</p><p>I’ve always been one of the indoor kids, if you know what I mean…</p>mary misanthrope2009-02-15T20:25:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/465507My vast intelligence is ruining my love life<p><blockquote><strong>n00b65 Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>My vast love live is ruining my intelidgi— smarts <img src="/uploads/final/fa71d37c064572870db9c7b8bd2ff3f5.png" height="16" width="16" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>I want that problem.</p>mary misanthrope2009-02-15T17:22:35Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/465496My vast intelligence is ruining my love life<p><blockquote><strong>Rehehelly Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>This was all a dream. Wasn’t it?</blockquote>
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</p><p>Not a dream… a NIGHTMARE!
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</p><p>This is even worse than my increasing paranoia that singularity already occurred and my own organic body does not exist.
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</p><p>I can’t even get a boyfriend in a computer simulation.
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</p><p>He took me out to dinner last night, brought me a card and some candy because it was Valentine’s day, quite sweet.
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</p><p>He is obviously really into me.
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</p><p>Only he complains that I use too many “big words”, and I know already he is going to be relegated to the Friend Zone, because I need someone with a big brain as well as a big wiener.
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</p><p>I feel so sad and hopeless. Alienated by my sensitive genius once again. <img src="/uploads/final/b387672fbf716bac9bd507b092d6c442.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>mary misanthrope2009-02-15T17:11:50Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/375078schildkrote i want you to die<p>It should be schildkroete. Because there is an umlaut. <img src="/uploads/final/239597aed30bb6406c64a2ef1fc2c290.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>mary misanthrope2008-12-17T17:05:33Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/369137IT'S JALAPENO'S BIRTHDAY TODAY<p>Happy birthday <img src="/uploads/final/45d049078b69b4ba.gif" height="18" width="39" /></p>mary misanthrope2008-12-13T10:07:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/350471Skills toolbar out of battle<p>I thought the whole reason for the limited visits per day is to save bandwidth or something. If they let people pwn forums all they wanted to practice, it would defeat that purpose.
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</p><p>Also it kind of cheapens the game. I died 2 or 3 times yesterday while rebalancing my character. It sucks, but it’s part of the game.</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-30T12:29:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/348568FOC AAFF Newsletter and today's million dollar oppurtunity<p>Why not? I am poor and I like avatars with kitty cats.</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-29T12:57:29Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/348566HINT FOR EMOKIDS<p><blockquote><strong>drussthebritishbastard Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Is that Kevin Arnold?</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-29T12:54:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/348565HINT FOR EMOKIDS<p>I have the opposite problem. I want to die, but it would hurt too many people. <img src="/uploads/final/d7f272d21d23409fd25b9864b656b22b.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>mary misanthrope2008-11-29T12:54:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/346210HELL<p>My hell is other people. No thanks. <img src="/uploads/final/5f5e61092640253192892df06b4cb332.gif" height="18" width="18" /></p>mary misanthrope2008-11-27T10:56:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/344402Quick Poll: IDC Logs<p>I like it, especially if it can be used to hurt someone’s feelings.
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</p><p>Quick note: I understand this is a non-RPG forum, but I feel this comment is appropriate, because I don’t say anything mean, nor do I have any plans to use it to hurt someone’s feelings.
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</p><p>Rather, I wanted to express my joy at the thought of the first inevitable instance in which it will be so used.
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</p><p>Furthermore, I posted this high.</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-25T21:07:09Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/3444003BP - Same old boring contest<p>Jenn, you like me. Can I win this week? I am out of BP.
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</p><p>Thanks!
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</p><p>L.Y.L.A.S!
</p><p><img src="/uploads/final/4b46d8513296448acbe2ef3ab75c60c5.png" height="16" width="16" /> mary misanthrope</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-25T21:05:57Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/344051I have the most fantastic pussy<p>He is the cutest. Comment on how cute he is. <img src="/uploads/final/b387672fbf716bac9bd507b092d6c442.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>mary misanthrope2008-11-25T18:06:11Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/343561I have the most fantastic pussy<p><img class="embed" src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k304/georgekatze/100_1090Small.jpg" />
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</p><p>He is a good guy.</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-25T07:52:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/343285hey fran<p>FW: 1.
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</p><p>LRosenberg1996 and Fran: 0</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-24T22:43:55Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/343243hey LROSENBERG1996<p><blockquote><strong>LROSENBERG1996 Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>yeah she has to suck those disgusting dog dicks <img src="/uploads/final/23bcc14c6274.gif" height="15" width="50" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>But she loves every minute of it. That’s the worst thing! <img src="/uploads/final/45d049078b69b4ba.gif" height="18" width="39" /></p>mary misanthrope2008-11-24T22:27:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/343241hey LROSENBERG1996<p>When I first started working at my job, there was this guy who was training at the same time I was. The woman who was training him was this Brazilian chick.
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</p><p>So towards the end of the afternoon, he leans in close to her and asks her if it’s true that girls from Brazil like it in the ass, also if she likes anal.
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</p><p>He got fired, but I thought it was pretty funny.</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-24T22:26:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/343236HAI GAIZ! WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS FORUM?!<p><blockquote><strong>LROSENBERG1996 Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>like, what do you mean???????????????????????????????</blockquote>
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</p><p>It looks like an old lady’s email address. I see a lot of different people’s email addresses at work. I just imagine you being a Jewish grandma with that user name.
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</p><p>Instead of a young girl who posts noods on the internet.</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-24T22:23:15Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/343230hey LROSENBERG1996<p><blockquote><strong>kittiejenn Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>mary! <img src="/uploads/final/4b46d8513296448acbe2ef3ab75c60c5.png" height="16" width="16" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>Jenn! <img src="/uploads/final/4b46d8513296448acbe2ef3ab75c60c5.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>mary misanthrope2008-11-24T22:19:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/343229hey LROSENBERG1996<p>Fran doesn’t have any money to bribe the drug lords in her ‘hood, so she has to suck a lot of dick to appease them.</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-24T22:19:06Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/343225hey LROSENBERG1996<p>LOL @ LRosenberg1996.
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</p><p>Fran, you should kill yourself via webcam in IDC. It would be epic. You’d totally get a lot of attention!</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-24T22:17:33Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/343211I just jacked off<p>Bump
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</p><p>omg thats toooooooootally unfair what is a saftey piin aneway?</blockquote>
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</p><p>Your username isn’t very sexy. It makes me think you’re someone’s oma down in palm springs.</p>mary misanthrope2008-11-24T22:10:50Z