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What is your Religious Preference.Havana Banana Posted:
ITT: shocking revelations (view post) |
09/30/2010 | |
What is your Religious Preference.Believing in spirits is different from the philosophical position that the existence or non-existence of a god or gods is unknowable.
Although a lot of people claim to be “spiritual” without actually believing in spirits… they often seem to like “communing” with things, or insisting that there’s “something out there” without giving it a name or any description. Which is like agnosticism, in that they’re saying nothing of any value.
... anyway, atheist. But voted Norse myth ‘cause Vikings are awesome and they told some cool stories. (view post) |
09/30/2010 | |
Finally, a comicbook hero dedicated to protecting foreskins!male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:
So I’m thinking there’s probably some correlation between “guys who don’t wash their male reproductive organ” and “guys who don’t get girls” ... also “guys who don’t get girls” and “guys hookers are ‘familiar’ with”. Yeah, I know, obvious stuff, but it would explain why it’s your hooker friends that are complaining about uncirgreat timescised guys’ cheesemale reproductive organ.
Meanwhile, bumuming you keep it clean, foreskin’s have all kinds of nerve endings and sensitivity, and it protects the glans, so if you don’t have one the head of your male reproductive organ has to toughen up to compensate. Basically what I’m saying, is that if you’re used to being cirgreat timescised, you don’t know what you’re missing (protip: you’re missing more than a useless flap of skin). But this is getting too close to the standard internet anti-cirgreat timescision thing, which is always ****ing tedious.
I honestly don’t know what it is with cirgreat timescision in the USA – I gather the majority of guys have had it done? That being ‘uncut’ is the unusual thing? It’s a bit different here… it’d mostly only be a religious thing, or done for medical reasons.
Fie Posted: man-manLog in to see images!Fie We should make a club, and only foreskins can be in it. Wait… no, let’s not do that. (view post) |
09/27/2010 | |
Lexicon 2.0: The Contest (BP Prize)Fran Posted: That problem’s been solved (view post) |
09/27/2010 | |
Finally, a comicbook hero dedicated to protecting foreskins!male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:
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Oh look, a solution to that problem that doesn’t involve having part of you chopped off. (view post) |
09/27/2010 | |
Contest: make me an animation thing for 3bpLog in to see images! ^^ The whole thing, or just the last moment vv Log in to see images! (view post) |
09/26/2010 | |
Das Bloodhound on other forumsI HATE YOUR GUTS Posted:
I think the combination of a ruler and an eraser that I used has to qualify as at least a primitive hunter-gatherer level of technology. (view post) |
09/24/2010 | |
Let's actually play Half-Life 2: Episode 1!bobdisgea Posted:
I swapped “that you like more” for “better” for the sake of brevity. I’ve got no issue with Foster’s, what I’ve seen of it I liked. I wouldn’t rank it quite alongside the old nickolodeon stuff though, there’s some real clbumics in that lineup… Invader Zim, Angry Beavers, the two you said, Catdog. Good stuff right there. (view post) |
09/23/2010 | |
Let's actually play Half-Life 2: Episode 1!PoopShoot1102 Posted:
Find a better cartoon, get them hooked on that. (view post) |
09/22/2010 | |
What to do with a FeverTV? Or does “no video games” imply “no moving images on a glowing box” generally?
Develop a love of knitting. Play endless games of Solitaire with a deck of actual cards. Write a novel. Torment a small animal and/or child.
Or I guess you could accept the fact that being ill sucks major amounts of bum and do whatever to try and shorten it… drink plenty of fluids, rest as much as you can (even if you can’t sleep, don’t do anything active), that kind of thing. (view post) |
09/22/2010 | |
Race and Religionmale reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted: |
09/22/2010 | |
Race and ReligionIf there’s more than one religion for which it’s true that you’re ****ed if you don’t follow it (bumuming they mutually forbid following other religions) then this sort of logic comes down to a choice of which particular ****ing you’d most want to avoid.
Since we don’t know for sure that any of these eschatological ****ings even exist, I’ll choose to make life on Earth a higher priority than a hypothetical afterlife. Part of that being to not waste time, energy or money on bull**** religious practice. Avoiding feeling like a mbumive tool also.
Besides, you’re bumuming that god would be satisfied with lip service, it’s not like I can consciously choose to believe in something I think is ridiculous and incoherent. (view post) |
09/22/2010 | |
Pokemon Apokelypse: Live Action Trailerbobdisgea Posted:
I understood so few words in that sentence… you have a complicated hobby.
I dropped pokemon after G/S, very nearly caught ‘em all in Gold though. I was only missing a couple from Silver that a friend was going to trade over to me, but they’d not played in a while and their cartridge battery had died.
Trailer was cool. CGI was kinda crappy (and made Pikachu look like a scrawny bastard rather than the chubby little thing he’s normally drawn as) but I don’t mind overlooking that. (view post) |
09/21/2010 | |
Describe video games in haikuHL2: Oh hey guys, what’s up? Wait, I’ve been asleep how long? BRB, nude mod.
HL2:Ep2 Goddamn aliens, So many skulls to bash in, With my garden gnome
TF2: Headshot, sticky-trap, Backstab, afterburn, crocket. ****ing **** ****ers.
Left4Dead: Zombies everywhere, Not enough bullets or time, TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK (view post) |
09/21/2010 | |
Race and ReligionFiasco Posted: Having Shii around to take the other side would definitely improve this thread… where’d he go? (view post) |
09/21/2010 | |
Race and ReligionSkyman747 Posted:
Not really. Our news is good enough for export. (view post) |
09/20/2010 | |
Peenoplasty (Part 1) :: The Small, The Bad and The Ugly [150 BP]Inconnu Posted: Received Log in to see images!
Now… what am I supposed to do with BP when all the “Support Us” things hold little to no interest for me? I could hold a contest, but that’d require some sort of original idea… **** that. (view post) |
09/20/2010 | |
Race and ReligionSkyman747 Posted:
Maybe you missed the part where I don’t live in America? Fox News is a joke from overseas that I’m guessing most people here don’t quite think can be real.
The majority of muslims, the ones not blindly following every word in their holy book, not a problem. Stupid, but not a problem. The few that are, scary ****s. Their tendency to (1) Get into power in ****ty foreign countries, (2) Export little bits of their madness, also somewhat scary.
“Blindly follows every word of X” is going to produce a scary **** for most values of X, but there does seem to be a special level of scary for the bumorted abrahamic scriptures.
There are courts in this country (once again, for all the Skyman’s out there, I’m talking about the UK if I say “this country") where, admittedly for civil matters only, you can be tried under Sharia law. You have to consent to their “arbitration” first, but if you can be coerced into agreeing (if, say, you’re a muslim, in a muslim community, with a muslim family that you don’t want to “bring shame upon” for example) then the decision is legally binding. No hand-chopping, ‘cause it’s not a criminal court and that’d be ****ing insane, but it’s hard not to see it as a toe in the door.
The trends are encouraging; less and less people give a toss about religion every time they do a census. Even the ****ing Pope didn’t manage to sell all the tickets to his thing when he came here. But there are still hardcore religious types around, and not all religions have the benefit of centuries of gradually being disregarded to soften them up. (view post) |
09/20/2010 | |
Race and ReligionDepending on where you look, the Jews, Christians or Muslims could all claim to be the worst of the Abrahamic religions.
Christianity’s just bloody huge, pushing very special ****wittery into schools, and a nice heap of guilt onto anyone they can indoctrinate. Raping minds (figuratively) and children (literally) wherever they go, using every ounce of whatever political power they’ve got to further their own ****ty agenda. Less of a problem on this side of the Atlantic, but I hear it’s sort of a big thing in the US.
The Jewish vote/lobby has an influence on American politics way above their actual voting numbers (atheists outnumber Jews by a mbumive margin, look how much political pull they’ve got in America) and afaic Israel is as guilty as any of the other ****ty little countries around them in the conflict over there. Actually, I’d say they’re the least bad of the three; they at least don’t encourage conversion too much, so it’ll probably fade away of it’s own accord eventually.
Islam… just ****ing scares me with the way it wraps a disgustingly primitive, theocratic political/legal system right into the religion then obligates every “true believer” to try and install that system across the entire world. Whatever ****ed up rules the Jews have tucked away in a mostly ignored corner of the Old Testament, the rules you’d get under Islamic law are probably worse.
‘Moderates’ of any of the above I have less issue with, but they still legitimise the whole festering pile of bull**** that is faith (defined as “believing something you wish was true but know isn’t") and go about demanding respect for their ignorance. I’ll respect their right to believe what they want if they respect my right to ridicule (without having to give a thought to “hate crime” laws)
Edit: Did I mention that I feel slightly dirty for agreeing, ever partially, with CS? (view post) |
09/20/2010 | |
Unwiped bum (10 BP) - NSFW(view post) |
09/15/2010 |