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(D&D 3.0) The CityAs for reach and everything, it’s a small pit. I’ll bumume that you can move in and stick ‘em in the same round (subject to Attacks of Opportunity if applicable) because I’m not fond of forum-based tactical combat.
Power Attack works like this: -x to attack roll, +x to damage, where x cannot be more than your base attack bonus.
If you drop the lantern, there’s a small chance that the glbum might crack. The tinder hasn’t caught, though, so you wouldn’t have to worry about waddling in a river of flame. You may still do so, though, and then move to gut the kobold. Putting it down nicely, however, would constitute one move-equivalent action, and drawing your halberd afterwards would take up your standard action. Your choice.
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12/06/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The CityThe iron striker hits the flint with its distinctive sharp clack, echoing throughout the chamber. You hesitate for a moment, wondering if it was a bad idea after all: all things considered, when one is at the bottom of a pit with a chamber full of kobolds just a room away…
Your introspection is answered by the puzzled grunts of a couple of kobolds coming down from the middle pbumageway. A few muffled footsteps, and then, a small green head pokes out of the doorway.
Combat! Party member with the highest initiative goes first, followed by the next and so on. You guys got a surprise round; if you don’t get all the guards (gods alone know how many of them decided to come investigate) in this round, you’re very likely to raise an alarm.
EDIT: I’m an idiot. It’s kobolds. (view post) |
12/06/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The CitySabre_Justice Posted:
You feel a little foolish talking into thin air. (view post) |
12/03/2007 | |
USELESS EXTRA UPGRADE POINTSBeavisSaves Posted: |
12/02/2007 | |
It's Live Tonight - Forumwarz: The RebalancingProsthetic_mind Posted:
I disagree with this. If BP becomes translatable into Flezz, the game will eventually devolve into “who puts the most money into the game”: something, I think, we all would rather not see. However, if it goes only one way (Flezz into BP) I can still see it working as a money sink, and a pretty effective one too I’ll think.
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SugarSweet16XO Posted:
Another thing I think we’ll all need to consider is how different all our builds may be at the end of the day. A pure-Def troll, for instance, may be having an easier time with the rebalance, but a pure-Off troll who used to dominate forums pre-reb may be having a harder time now. At the end of the day it may boil down to, not a problem with the rebalance, but just a matter of build efficiency. (view post) |
11/30/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The Citygenericangstyposter Posted: You uncork the natty-flavoured potion and grimace as you force it down your throat. You can feel the foul liquid burn as it spreads itself throughout all parts of your body, the spell inherent in the invisibility exerting its will over material reality: twisting, tugging, turning, until you look down at yourself and see… nothing. Hmm. Not bad. Your back near the dirt wall, you steadily make your way down. You needn’t have worried: as you approach the bottom, the sheer amount of noise they’re making hits you almost like a solid stone wall. You don’t think they would have noticed even if you had ran in screaming with a horde of naked ogre whores engaged in an all-out orgy on top of elephants… well, maybe they would have noticed that. But you’re pretty sure they haven’t noticed you. Voaer: As you make your way down, you notice something interesting about the way the lower levels of the spiral is built. At the last fifty feet or so, little cul-de-sacs have been carved into the walls, with drag marks showing that whatever they used to hold have been dragged down into the pit. It must have been pretty damn heavy, if the marks are anything to judge by. Twenty feet from the skull now. You can see the Kobold King (for want of a better name) standing over his rag-tag band of kobolds almost proudly, as if there was a certain paternal pride involved. In his hands he holds a greatsword, a regal (if somewhat filthy) red cape flowing over his back and a little crown on his head. Your eyes light up at the amount of gold adorning his body: it would likely fetch a pretty price on the market. His two bodyguards, however, look like they mean business. Although they’re decked out in half-plate obviously built for someone bigger, they look rather comfortable in the armour and- more importantly- proficient in the use of such armour. You begin to worry a little: kobolds have never been the smartest of creatures, but if they’re intelligent enough to wear armour and put crowns on their heads (instead of their bums), your little ruse may require a little bit of work. For starters, there’s the problem of wading through all the kobolds to get to beneath the skull itself. You could make a jump for it from where you are perched right now, but you know that would make SOME noise, and you’re not sure if the Three Smart Kobolds ontop would hear you if you did so. As things are now, though, you’re safe where you are. (view post) |
11/30/2007 | |
It's Live Tonight - Forumwarz: The RebalancingCubear Posted:
This is true.
Trout, perhaps make it so we all have an option of resetting our characters to level 1 in exchange for an E-Peen ( “For the Greater Good” )? This way the players who want to can do so for the greater good, but those who don’t want to can just remain grinding the plant.
To soften the blow, if it’s possible make it so that the game saves your Flezz until the point where you beat the game once more, so that you withdraw all your Flezz and previous items once you do so. The only thing that is truly resetted, then, is the cred and level. (view post) |
11/30/2007 | |
It's Live Tonight - Forumwarz: The RebalancingI think the camwhore is a little too powerful at this current level. All things considered, I have a standard chain going (best two attacks + Pump Me Up: the cooldown lines up perfectly) in the plant forum that I only have to break maybe once to use a Prepub; not even a lipstick or a single XRXR. On the other hand, my troll and emo both need to use at least 4 XRXRs- usually 5 to 7- to take the plant down.
Alternatively, keep the camwhore at this current power level and power up the other clbumes to where it is now. That way it’ll be less whack-a-mole since we’ll have a baseline to work with. Or find another character clbum and then balance it towards that ideal instead. (view post) |
11/30/2007 | |
THIS JUST IN: THE REASON MY THREADS SUCK!ooo me me me! (view post) |
11/21/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The CityNight Gaunt Posted:
Choose any two scrolls to be “readied” then. The rest will have to go into your backpack. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/21/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The CityOOC: What, you people preferred the smell of ****?! Log in to see images!Upon closer inspection, you realise that you’re definitely not in the same jail corridor as you were a few minutes past. Certainly, the “annoying kobold” of a gnome is still in the jail cell in front of you, and there’s still a jail cell behind you, but the latter cell- which, as one might so cleverly point out, had its lock just picked in order for you to be standing in the corridor- appears to be locked up as tight as a nun’s bum. Cessana: A small part of your mind clicks as it finally works out what spell had just been cast. Of course, it’s all so obvious now that you think about it, but your teachers always said that it was impossible to teleport unwilling subjects. Goes to show how much they knew, those inflated airbags in their ivory towers. (view post) |
11/21/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The CityYou look around for the blind elf, but he’s no longer anywhere to be seen within the cell. The gnome, however, has resumed his usual catatonia and is curled back into that ball he so favours in the corner of the room. Save for the occasional sob coming from him, the place is as still as a mouse.
Strange. You could have sworn that, just moments ago, you could still hear the footsteps of the guards above you.
Timothy can finish picking lock to their cell, if you so desire, but otherwise there is no other visible exit to this place save either down the corridor or back into your cell. Yeah, sure, find the catacombs, but the bloody elf didn’t exactly tell you how you can get there, did he? Well, the ball’s in your court. (view post) |
11/20/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The CityZak
You feel… whole. Complete, as if you have been recently reunited with your secret twin. The Kestrel is heavy in your gauntleted fist, perfectly balanced, the faces on the blade screaming for blood; the Soulcage rests against you like a second skin, holding your frame with barely-constrained power. You feel immortal. No, more than that. You know you’re immortal, now, because you are no longer an individual.
You’re a Legionnaire once more. (view post) |
11/20/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The Citygenericangstyposter Posted:
The plate feels cool to the touch and glints with a shine that makes you slightly uneasy. No armour, especially one that hasn’t been recently polished, should gleam like that. But each elaborate whorl, every single flute and groove etched into the armour, is breathtakingly beautiful, each painstaking worked into wrought iron. You recognise the fine touch of a master artist in the persistent rose motif, but it annoys that you’re unable to place the origins of the style. While the ironwork and plate style points at traditional dwarven smithy style, the rose is more commonly bumociated with either the high elven houses or the gnome clans, but never with the dwarves.
The last plate finally locks into place, and Almac shrugs to redistribute the weight more evenly. The soft clink reminds you of a gentle rainfall upon an aut-... wait, what the ****? You shake your head to clear it. Hell, where did that come from? (view post) |
11/20/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The CitySabre_Justice Posted: |
11/20/2007 | |
D&D Interest Checkgenericangstyposter Posted:
How do you become gay and transsexual at the same time? Does that mean you dress up in girls clothing and hit on other girls, or do you hit on other guys in drag, or do you dress up in drag and hit on other straight guys, or….
Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/17/2007 | |
How do I transfer funds to someone else?ANALMOFO Posted:
You can’t. Not yet, at least. (view post) |
11/17/2007 | |
D&D Interest Checkgenericangstyposter Posted: Book of Vile Darkness. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/14/2007 | |
D&D Interest CheckSabre_Justice Posted: I was hoping you’ll say Dispater. Log in to see images! As much as I’ll like to keep things as much open as possible, a problem with advancement is that you need to meet certain prerequisites before you can take a level in them. Take, for example, the two you’ve chosen. Both of them have vastly different requisites, as listed below:
Alignment: any evil Base Attack Bonus: +6 Feats: Disciple of Darkness, Expertise, Power Attack Special: Must be initiated into the cult of Dispater. Warrior of Darkness Alignment: any evil Base Attack Bonus: +5 Skills: Alchemy 3 ranks, Knowledge (Arcana) 3 ranks, Speak Language (Abyssal or Infernal), Spellcraft 1 rank. Feats: Iron Will Special: Must endure a week’s worth of painful and scarring black magic rituals performed in solitude, the secrets of which take months to study and research successfully. Don’t worry about this, I’ll arrange for this to happen if you so decide to go with this clbum. Intimidating Strike is from Player’s Handbook II. I don’t really have access to 3.0 material, so you’re gonna have to spell these things out for me. I can just replace that with Weapon Specialisation (Halberd) if you want, that was my other option for that slot. I think. Thanks. Log in to see images! The PDF you’re downloading now should have all the information you require to choose your feats as well as equipment: have a look at p54 for the complete list. In addition, one of the feats from the above spoiler block will be listed here for you:
The character formally supplicates himself to the powers of darkness. Once per day, while performing an evil act, he may call upon his diabolic patron to add a +1 luck modifier to any roll. You may not take this feat more than once, though you can choose the specific archdevil patron at a later date because you’re not too sure if you want to go with Dispater. I also gotta think in character. Zak doesn’t seem like the most creative kinda guy, so I doubt he’d invest in a Bag of Tricks. Amulet of Natural Armour… eh. Looks exactly the same as a +1 Ring, not that that’s a bad thing. The potions look good, maybe more healing if you have the cash left over. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/14/2007 | |
D&D Interest Checkgenericangstyposter Posted:
That’s what they all say. Log in to see images!
Perhaps instead of ejaculate once per day, make it so that the sorceress cursed him to desire everything with a warm hole and a pulse. Pulse optional. This way, he doesn’t have to, ah, excuse himself every time he’s out “information gathering”, but will instead hit on anything that moves and try everything out “at least once”.
Initially he raged and fumed over his aristocratic tastes being brought down so low. I mean, when you start chatting up donkeys, you know that you’ve got issues. However, as time pbumed he realised that it wasn’t all that bad- some things he thought he would never try turned out pretty interesting, if not enjoyable. The question you should ask now, though, is this: how much of it is the curse, and how much of it is Voaer’s own perversity? Has the curse really survived so many years? (view post) |
11/13/2007 |