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ITT: Birthday wishes for Villainous Fishes.Happy birthday trout and hope you don’t get eaten by a fisher. (view post) |
03/09/2009 | |
CLOSED - 3BP RAFFLEi’m in your contest, eating your BP (view post) |
12/07/2008 | |
Suggestion: Player vs. Playeryeaaaa…no, it just doesn’t fit into the theme of the game, i’m fine with the crap multiplayer we have now, unless ET really wanted to see a PvP kind of thing, I don’t think we’ll see PvP any time in the far future, if at all. (view post) |
12/02/2008 | |
Post for a chance at 45 BPseh…post (view post) |
12/02/2008 | |
CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!Why the hell is there so many Yaoi(guyXguy)slashfics in this thread? can’t there be more GuyxGirl or GirlxGirl slashfics? hell, I think mine is the only one that is GuyxGirl right now. (view post) |
12/01/2008 | |
Starving_4_sTalkI went the good route, why the hell am I so ****ing nice and gave away a 1.6 million flezz turkey? I HAVE NO ****ING IDEA! (view post) |
12/01/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadI WILL MAKE THIS END! (view post) |
12/01/2008 | |
Contest for 7BP - FRIEND MEpopopopopopopopopopopopopopppppppppppppppppppppppp (view post) |
12/01/2008 | |
CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!Welp…here’s my entry…I don’t write fanfic, but, I guess I could try…please excuse any mistakes, writeing is overall, not my greatest subject. This takes place before Shallow’s big reveal about his ‘ocupation’ and the end game forum of episode 2.
“Ugh…why the hell did I get involved with her?” Kemix thought, his mind swimming after his meeting with Krystl_Crackr1969, her next to him, nude, in her bed.
It all started that day, Kemix doing what he was payed to do, pwn forums, upload codes for both the FBO and, of course, Shallow. His job finished, and his account swimming with flezz, he pulled up sTalk, and you can guess who wanted to talk to him, Krystl_Crackr1969, the Emo-Hacker he had talked to long ago, pulling up her name, he quickly saw her message, luckaly for him, she was online. “Kemix, it has been ever so long, please, let us talk when you have the time.” He quickly responded. “Hello Krystl, it’s been far too long since we have talked.” Her response was quick. “Oh! Kemix! I thought we would talk today, listen, we really need to talk.” “Hmm? Is it another forum that you want taken down?” he responded, lightning quick. “No, no, not that, listen. I’ve been watching you and how you have been helping Shallow lately, haven’t you been having second thoughts? All that he has been asking of you?” she asked, taking longer, as if she had to think of what to say. “No, not at all, after all, I’ve been getting payed, i’m like an bumasin, I don’t get paid to think about my loyalties.” kemix responded, almost a bit upset about Krystl’s question. “Ah, should have thought as much, anyways, I want to ask you something, but, please, hear me out before you answer.” Krystl typed, quicker than last. “By all means.” Kemix responded quickly. “Would you, ummm…oh, this is a bit emabrbuming to ask, but, would you like to go with me to the movies? I know this is a bit brash to ask, but…” he responded, as if in mid-sentence. “Hmmm…Sure, I could take a nice break, my hands are a bit sore.” kemix responded, but quickly asked. “Wait, do you even live near me? And, how am I supose to know who you are?” “Don’t worry, you’ll know if it’s me, I’ll wear a nice bow, you’ll know, and, well, I checked your IP, it’s within a few miles of me.” “Alright, which movie theater?” “Regal cinama.” “Alright, meet you there at around noon.” Kemix and Krystl both signed off and made themselves ready for their little date.
After a nice afternoon of horror movies, Krystl insisted upon the choice, and then a nice meal at a, well, fast food joint, they made their way back to Krytl’s house at around 9PM, quietly making their way to Krystl’s room, and locking the door, her room mates had already retired to their rooms for the night, as they both sat on Krystl’s bed, smile on their emo faces.
“Ohhh, that was the best time of my life outside of the internet, of course.” Krystl said, looking deeply into Kemix’s eyes. “Yea, I had a great time too, best of my life, if only I had a better life, i’d smile more often, like today.” he said, giving Krystl a quick kiss on her cheek. “Ohhh you.” She said, blushing a deep red. “If only I had this much fun hacking sites, then everything would be much better.” she said before giving Kemix a kiss on the lips. “Well, I can only think what you want to do now…” he said, looking around the room. “indeed…” she said slyly, before stripping away her clothes, leaving her bra and panties, and climbing on top of Kemix. “Come on.” she said, grinning from ear to ear. *a couple hours later because I can’t do sex scenes for I suck at describing ***** “That…was grat…” she panted, grabbing onto Kemix’s arm and bringing him tightly towards her. “Yea…” he replied, out of breath. “I guess…we should meet up more often…” she said, nuzzleing Kemix’s chest. “Yea…we should…” he panted, smileing at her. “And…if you ever cheat on me…i’ll cut your balls off faster than you can say ‘oh ****’”. she said, a malisous grin across her face. Kemix just stayed awake as Krystl drifted off into sleep, his mind swimming before thinking…”Ugh…why the hell did I get myself involved with her?”
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I’m probably not gonna win…but, hey, at least this is my first fan fiction ever and I think i’m at the minimum limit for words…I hope… (view post) |
12/01/2008 | |
CLOSED CONTEST: THROWING AWAY MORE (4) BP FOR PEENME NEED BP! (view post) |
11/30/2008 | |
please tell me how to optimize my character (build)screwing yourself would help. (view post) |
11/30/2008 | |
Better web spiders?*supports and eats a pie* (view post) |
11/29/2008 | |
Stronger forums are not fun.to be honest, I think that emos should have stayed as they were before the banaceing of clbumes and this, before the clbum balance, it was a bit more of grinding and harder, but, not only did the high end attacks get upgraded damage wise, but, everybody hurts was hax before threads got an upgrade, one refresh was a little too overpowered for an attack that beats recepes for disaster, but, with the forum upgrades…it’s hard to pwn high level threads now, oh well, at least ET is gonna bring down the power of the high end threads a bit. (view post) |
11/29/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadLog in to see images!
jzion is a ****ing cheater/ (view post) |
11/29/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadLog in to see images! (view post) |
11/29/2008 | |
Stronger forums are not fun.I thought I could manage to pwn dykea with no ego retoritives, needless to say, I fell at the last thread and it’s hitting for about 250+ damage now, ET needs to make them easier, at least remove the bonus you gave to attack power, ET, you will hear a lot less whineing and ****ing at you if you do. (view post) |
11/29/2008 | |
OH LOOK MORE fabulous personbum THREADS THAT ARE ALL GAY, COOL I JUST LOVE THAT FLAMEBATE IS FILLED WITH TOTAL DOG**** ALL THE TIME, GUESS I WILL MAKE A BAD THREAD TOO BECAUSE THATS P FUNNY IMO SO YOU SUCK male reproductive organ bumHAThello sig-enableing male reproductive organ sucker, now shut the **** up. (view post) |
11/28/2008 | |
worker dies at long island wal-mart after being trampled in black friday stampedehow can you laugh at this? a man was trampled, people got injured and a woman miscarried, how the **** can you laugh at this? (view post) |
11/28/2008 | |
so hungryoh maiden, I bought this turkey yesterday but I can not eat it, if you want it, I would give it to you, I just need a way to send it to you. (view post) |
11/28/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadLog in to see images! (view post) |
11/28/2008 |