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Bargain Drug Sales!We remain fully stocked on drugs, so buy, buy, buy yourself to happiness.
Out of reading material? We aren’t! Get yourself a book on txtng!
Want some piercings? We have too many, so get yourself a head piercing or a clit ring!
Want to increase your typing speed? Well, with a motherboard with an enhanced processor connected to some prosthetic fingers, you could be typing a mile a minute, literally. (view post) |
06/03/2009 | |
Bargain Drug Sales!Our girls are doing a diligent job of keeping our Kyoubai shelves stocked. Still, we’re keeping our eyes on them.
Having seen the interest, we asked one of our most full breasted girls to take some time and write out a list of friends she’s made out with. In the process, she had a few stray keyboard incidents with her breasts, which you seem to enjoy. Somehow, she managed to find an infected file, but maybe you’d like that, too.
We’ve gotten some feedback on a new private movie set up. With a power glove for controls, a set of glbumes for display, and some movie hack software, you can be watching movies without letting anyone else enjoy them.
We haven’t been letting our artsy girls put their talents to waste, either. We have a number of new pictures from them:
They seem to have sex on the brain
Bid high so our girls will feel like someone loves them. Yeah, Boy! (view post) |
06/01/2009 | |
Bargain Drug Sales!Drugs for your weekend? We’ve got plenty for you.
Want to look smart out at the bar? Try reading this book on txtng and you’ll seem literate without seeming intellectual.
Going for that goth look? Get yourself a corset piercing and a clit piercings, show them off at the club and you’ll be the most popular goth girl there.
Worried about your hand ‘skillz’? Pick up a power glove and some power fingers and your hands will go all night.
Want to take someone to a ‘private’ movie? Get yourself a couple motherboards, a streamlined OS, a dedicated processor, and guide to movie hacks and you’ll have your own ‘clothing optional’ theater in no time.
Having trouble finding that ‘perfect someone’? Why not start at the source and go for adoption and train them to be perfect? All the cool kids are doing it.
Just buy it! Do it for the kittens |
05/30/2009 | |
The Last Last Master Ball?!You guys are ruining all the suspense!
We have more Master Balls as well, but it’s more |
05/29/2009 | |
Database maintenanceSari Posted:
If you send yourself a tubmail and open it, it should go away. (view post) |
05/29/2009 | |
Bargain Drug Sales!Our storeroom may not be as overflowing with |
05/29/2009 | |
I may have figured out what's wrong with the itembuildr codeMeatLoafFan Posted:
Master Ball may have been a problem, but what’s wrong with the Entire Second Grade Girls Soccer Team?
It might have +1 Offense (significant) and +4 Douchebaggery (a joke) compared to the Tumorous Kidney, but it is also -7 Defense in comparison. That’s a productive new item because it is both better and worse than the items of comparable level.
That’s certainly better than choosing between five different tattoos that give +6 Offense +6 Defense with a minor variation in Tears. (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
The Last Last Master Ball?!http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/251280-master-ball
Could this be the last Master Ball being offered on Kyoubai? Is it possible that, once this Master Ball is sold, they will be items of legend only heard about in whispers
Maybe. But this one is definitely for sale and you know you want it. (view post) |
05/28/2009 | |
Bargain Drug Sales!The girls are keeping up and there’s plenty of drugs for your purchase.
We still have books on breathing and txtng!
Do you feel like you aren’t meeting your full potential? We’ve found some interesting plans that suggest that with just two motherboards, some power fingers, a power glove, and a head post, corset piercing, and a clitoral ring you can make the ultimate cyberwoman. We recommend some cool shades to complete the look.
The plans are a little vague as to if you should start with a living girl or a dead girl, so we recommend adoption and, if it didn’t work on the living girl, you have the dead girl ready
Finally, what’s this we keep hearing about Master Balls? We will have to investigate further. (view post) |
05/27/2009 | |
Bargain Drug Sales!We suspect our girls may have been slacking while we were otherwise distracted, but we can see that we have plenty of drugs available for your purchase now. We’ll be keeping things under observation for a while.
We also suspect our girls may be using some things themselves, so we’re going to be taking a closer look at sales and we may be dropping some suspect product lines if we find the main ‘purchasers’ are our own |
05/27/2009 | |
Endgame Flezz Sinks!EVECHARM Posted:
We have all this Flezz and nothing to spend it on.
There, it’s been said. We might ‘only’ be second on the Flezz leaderboard, but we would buy things if there was anything to buy. We got our ePeen, we don’t need the ridiculously excessive amount of Flezz we’re holding on to.
But, just throwing up a wireless headset isn’t going to do it for us. Aside from the fact that people pull Flezz out of nowhere when they become available, the +10 or so Offense over the Master Ball, on our crappy, crappy Permanoob attacks isn’t really worth the 100,000,000 it seems to go for (not to mention the potential repair costs from our equipment destroyingly slow pwning).
But we’re unlikely to buy anything non-permanent with our Flezz. We aren’t really paying enough attention to spend anything on something that’s going to expire. If we could pay other people Flezz, we might drop down a bit getting a few things done, but that would shatter the fragile semblance of an economy, so we know that’s not going to happen.
The vanity ideas are good ones, though. We probably wouldn’t buy them, not due to wanting to stay ‘on top’, but just due to apathy. Some people would, though. (view post) |
05/27/2009 | |
Bargain Drug Sales!Our girls are dutifully keeping our drug supplies available for your purchase.
We’ve been letting the girls do some data entry as well, but some of our best ‘endowed’ girls have been having a bit of trouble with their breasts hitting extra keys. But, if you’re interested in seeing the results when bare breasts meet keyboard, check out these two files of the results. Turns out, not even the Paperclip bumistant knows how to handle it.
Our artsy hoes are still doing good work and they are
Our audio remixing ****es are getting the hang of it, as well: Britney: Alone and Out of Control
Our girls are |
05/25/2009 | |
Bargain Drug Sales!Looks like you guys took care of our little overstocking problem. Great job! But, we still have plenty of drugs for the rest of your long weekend.
Blah, blah, books on txtng and breathing. No reserve. Buy them!
Speaking of reading, we have proof that you were adopted. For some definition of ‘you’.
Need cheap computer parts? We’ve got you covered. We have motherboards with spinners, hacked programs, and powered fingers for a power glove. All sold cheap since
Do you like the idea of the corset piercings, but don’t want to commit to the process? Why not try on the [url=http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/246383-chainmail-bikini] for size and see if you like the feel of metal rings against your skin
Our girls are still working on their art, and the Pepper bum and Art from the Knife pictures are just a taste of what they have coming. But, one of our girls stumbled upon some cool shades and thought she’d try doing some music remixing. These may be first cuts, but he’s some samples: Andy male reproductive organ vs. Andy male reproductive organ (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
I may have figured out what's wrong with the itembuildr codeSamildanach Posted:
Why is this a problem? If all of the items were items that the community liked, then the items coming out of itembuildr would all be items that people wanted, as opposed to items that are designed to no apparent purpose and cost more than the simpler items with higher stat modifiers. (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
I may have figured out what's wrong with the itembuildr codeThat depends on the caps and and building points.
We can already see how itembuildr is generating items at the high end and the low end. Even with this new system, the same could be done by letting people design items with a varying number of builder points (and possibly varying caps). By varying the number of points to force the creation of items for use through the entire level scale, it will take that much longer for us to fill all desired niches.
Will we eventually have created every combination of stats that we really want with some time? Sure. But, we’ll do that regardless of how it’s done. Is it better to have a run of items people want created or is it better to have a huge pile of items people are completely disinterested in because they are more expensive with smaller bonuses than items tht already exist and an occasional good item? (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
Bargain Drug Sales!Our girls got a little overenthusiastic. What does that mean? Extra drugs for the weekend!
Now, more than ever, there are plenty of drugs for your recreational usage. Buy some extra for a real party! (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
Bargain Drug Sales!You want drugs? We have some drugs. Why not check out our supply, so you can see we have everything you could ever need?
We’ve also got all sorts of things for the outside of your body. Power fingers, power glove, corset piercings (of power), and some Pretentious shades.
We may know what you want, but we’re always listening to you as well, so let us know if you want more.
And, as always, bid high, bid early and bid often. (view post) |
05/21/2009 | |
Bargain Drug Sales!It’s the middle of the week. Our favorite way to pep ourselves up for the rest of the week is to take a handful of drugs. We recommend the same to all of our favorite customers.
We’re still clearing out books, so look at our books on txtng and breathing. No reserves, because
Our girls are still doing art, but we’re helping them focus on the more
Astonishingly, we still have computer goods to get rid of.
Our girls are pretty much done with the materials they were studying for the art, so we have a listing of celebrity breasts, X Wing Fighter specs, some sort of hacker file, and some romantic comedy. We’re not sure exactly how some of this helped, but the results are clear. (view post) |
05/20/2009 | |
equip typeszagerblag Posted:
There is interest in a number of things that have come out of itembuildr. If there wasn’t, we wouldn’t be selling some of them on Kyoubai (as in, people are buying them regularly).
Everything isn’t worth getting, but there are some things that are still good if you haven’t already gotten all the best everything. Especially if you’re an emo. (view post) |
05/19/2009 | |
Bargain Drug Sales!We’ve been a bit occupied digging around in the back of our
We’ve a pile of computer stuff to
Letting our girls express themselves with art has been
Get them now, before |
05/19/2009 |