tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/glowspawnForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by glowspawn2009-04-29T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/571464Little Shop Contest For 3 BP<p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/85/1116f392-20b6-11de-b90c-001ec94d5d3f.png" height="18" alt="" width="23" />
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</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh103/KaiserNorton227/aldoshop.png" />
</p>glowspawn2009-04-29T07:14:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/540583Who is the most intelligent Forumwarz player?<p>The most intelligent Forumwarz player quit the game before finishing Denture Chat, and never came back.
</p><p>Actually this is true for all intelligent Forumwarz players.
</p>glowspawn2009-04-08T18:26:27Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/540276Best author ever<p><blockquote><strong>spacekadt Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>you need the whole youtube url</blockquote>
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</p><p>[youtube ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8[/youtube ]
</p><p>(without spaces in youtube tags) gave the desired result.
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</p><p>Thanks, spacekadt.
</p>glowspawn2009-04-08T12:22:12Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/540264Best author ever<p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GlKL_EpnSp8&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GlKL_EpnSp8&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
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</p><p> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8</a>
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</p><p>EDIT: Fixed my screwed-up youtube tags.</p>glowspawn2009-04-08T11:57:11Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/536476ITT: Post your Addiction Level stats.<p>Days you’ve played Forumwarz on – 113
</p><p>Total forum visits – 580
</p><p>Flamebate posts – 61
</p><p>Flamebate threads – 2
</p><p>ForumBuildr submissions – 10
</p><p>Votes cast – 2206
</p><p>INCIT wins – 0
</p><p>Spoilerpedia Edits – 3
</p><p>Estimated hours played – 41
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</p><p>Wondering how “estimated hours played” is calculated anyway. I’m guessing it’s more than just a summary of your speedrun times and 5 minutes per INCIT entry, but what else would count as “playing”? Does sTalk count?
</p><p>Also, no stats given for gambling / kyoubai / tubmail / dom cards (among many others).</p>glowspawn2009-04-07T22:05:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/536376Theargent Thid's Abtholutely Fabulouth Contetht! <p>Voted classic, tubmailing about avatar submission.
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</p><p><em>Deleted other comments before posting due to vague rules about trolling contest threads, then realized it was probably okay, but by that point the magic was gone.</em> <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/54/1a6d7702-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
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</p><p>I played around with and shrank the left ear. <img class="embed" src="http://i41.tinypic.com/rvxbpi.gif" />
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</p><p>Also, I did another one as an actual wolf rather than “wolffur costume”, but the round icon seems kind of mousy, not posting it.
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</p><p>Also, STOP ME BEFORE I EDIT AGAIN. (Actually, have other stuff to do, so this should be the end for now).
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</p>glowspawn2009-04-07T10:33:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/535590Make me a :wolffur: emote and I'll pay BP<p>Okay, here are two versions.
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</p><p>Version “A” keeps the “mask” over the upper part of the face <img class="embed" src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2pphbw5.gif" />
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</p><p>Version “B” uncovers the eyes like bearfur/bunfur/catfur <img class="embed" src="http://i40.tinypic.com/2hwent1.gif" />
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</p><p>Now that I’ve seen them together, I personally think version “A” is better.
</p><p>I think this has reached the point where it’s also an “original creation”.
</p>glowspawn2009-04-07T08:09:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/534915Make me a :wolffur: emote and I'll pay BP<p>Sure, give me a little time and I’ll put a (hopefully) “final” image up later tonight or tomorrow morning. The idea behind the text was that it would be animated and appear one letter/word at a time rather than the static example, but if you don’t want it, less work for me.
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</p><p>Also, <strong>WTF ARE YOU DOING POSTING COHERENTLY OR EVEN POSTING AT ALL, YOU ARE BEHIND ON YOUR DRINKING, BIRTHDAY BOY!</strong>
</p><p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/50/1a481cf0-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="18" alt="" width="15" /> <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/100/1fb50a0e-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="16" alt="" width="16" /> complexion should look like this right now. Or maybe this <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/28/166c5268-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="16" alt="" width="16" /> <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/44/14b7873a-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="18" alt="" width="15" />
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</p><p><em>Mods please note re boldcaps: It is OP’s call regarding whether this is acceptable in a contest thread, right? No itchy trigger fingers plz, thx.</em></p>glowspawn2009-04-06T20:00:06Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/534871Holy Crap, It's a Whiny Bitches' Birthday!<p>
</p><p>Seriously though, happy birthday. If you haven’t gotten started on those 21 beer shots, just do one at the top of the hour, then one every three minutes until you have number 21 exactly one hour later. Then continue with full-size drinks as desired. Make sure the people you are with have cameras! <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/76/1d5c7076-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="15" alt="" width="15" />
</p><p>Unless you have a tolerance, only 1.5 ounce shots; times 21 that is less than two 16 ounce bottles or three 12 ounce cans.
</p><p>Or, on further reflection cut back to 1 ounce if you only weigh like 98 pounds. Stop completely if you feel sick. I believe people have actually managed to die from doing beer shots, as crazy as that sounds. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/58/207d8178-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="15" alt="" width="15" />
</p><p>Or just have a wine cooler, girly-man. Jesus is cool with wine, right? <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/8/188d9d4a-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" /> (<em>Apparently it is impossible for me to wish you a happy birthday without trolling. Sorry.</em>)
</p><p>Or no alcohol at all, if that’s how you roll. It’s all good (btw I hate that phrase), just have fun and hopefully do something silly and memorable.
</p>glowspawn2009-04-06T19:20:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/534870Holy Crap, It's a Whiny Bitches' Birthday!<p>You should take this opportunity to liberate yourself. Put on your sweaty mascot costume with the crotch cut-out and march down to whatever crazy fundamentalist church it is that you attend. Fling open the doors and shout “I’m furry and proud!” at the top of your lungs. Then find that because it is Monday, the only person there is some deaf, half-blind old lady that tidies up the place. She squints at you and says “I’m sorry, dear, the priest won’t be in until Wednesday, and you can’t bring your dog inside.”
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</p><p>Is that enough trolling? I can extend this story.
</p>glowspawn2009-04-06T19:15:20Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/534845The wordfilter submission system: another attempt to milk more cash from this site without caring how bad it fucks up the community?<p>Dang, I posted in another thread and should have posted here, since this one has the benevolent gaze of Evil Trout (insert heavenly organ music)(or just insert an organ)(you know where)
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</p><p>Anyway:
</p><p><blockquote><strong>glowspawn Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Filter “am” to “is”, and “is” to “am”. Do the same for “be” and “are”, and several other words. As long as this doesn’t result in an infinite loop from poor coding, we can eventually make it so that you <strong>HAVE</strong> to type like a drooling idiot in order to have intelligible conversation.
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</p><p>Also, change all numbers to 69 or 666 on general principle.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Plox go that ssssoon ET, me wanting tipe liek that all d tiem!
</p>glowspawn2009-04-06T18:48:08Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/534838AT ALL YOU FAGS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FILTER<p>Filter “am” to “is”, and “is” to “am”. Do the same for “be” and “are”, and several other words. As long as this doesn’t result in an infinite loop from poor coding, we can eventually make it so that you <strong>HAVE</strong> to type like a drooling idiot in order to have intelligible conversation.
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</p><p>Also, change all numbers to 69 or 666 on general principle.
</p>glowspawn2009-04-06T18:36:56Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/534705I miss being able to use my Klan forum to test this stuff<p>Would it be too much to ask that you just take some of the posts you’ve already made and re-edit them over and over so this doesn’t keep getting bumped? Or do they <em>have</em> to be new posts for these tests?
</p><p>Not that I have anything against Unicode tables. They’re hawt.
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</p><p>Ѿ <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/100/1fb50a0e-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="16" alt="" width="16" /> Is this Unicode for “preparing for goatse”? Because it needs two hands at the sides, not one on top.
</p>glowspawn2009-04-06T16:19:28Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/534574Suggestion<p>I will merely point out that Wylin forgot to ask for the space bar to open the next thread once you have pwned a thread, and open the next un-streaked forum available when you have pwned the forum – or alternately, open the same forum again if you are farming.
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</p><p>Removed other thoughts before posting because
</p><p>A) This is in Game Discussion
</p><p>B) I understand that the intent is to get CZ’s attention with this “modest proposal” in a way that an RP thread or non-trolling post might not.
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</p><p>I’ll save real game improvement suggestions for a thread that isn’t likely to wind up in WB.
</p>glowspawn2009-04-06T15:05:52Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/534284this thread was suppose to wb to switty BUTT!!! i really just wanna ask...WTF IS A DICKBISHOP??!? lol<p>I saw the original post four days ago and it still amuses me.
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</p><p>Full of Won, please.
</p>glowspawn2009-04-06T10:18:53Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/534255Can we please not have the crappy googled image win again?<p>I have refrained from submitting images so far because I’m no artist and the rules state “public domain images” as I recall, not just googled and possibly lightly shooped. But if CZ doesn’t care, we’re just going to keep seeing these.
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</p><p>What would be the appropriate penalty for submitting a copyrighted image? Remove the image and revoke all scoops (one day permaban)? And what, if anything, is CZ going to do about ones that have already won? Probably overthinking this… if CZ required the images be original work, we could have items with no images whatsoever (again).
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</p><p>Maybe if we identify a submitted image as being from the first page of Google image search, we should all submit the same image with “LOL GOOGLE” superimposed. Our buildr scores will suffer, but it might get the point across.
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</p>glowspawn2009-04-06T09:52:53Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/534185Make me a :wolffur: emote and I'll pay BP<p>The guitar wolf was for humor value, but the first one was a serious entry. I’ve tweaked it a bit more, the idea here is that it should be like <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/48/15693de0-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="17" alt="" width="17" /> or <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/71/148225ea-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="20" alt="" width="15" /> or <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/77/20ab5a9e-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="17" alt="" width="22" /> by making it clear that it’s a regular smiley wearing a costume.
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</p><p>I think if I play with the ears a bit, I could make a legitimate case that this is “inspired by” rather than “swiped”.
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</p><p>If you must have animation though, about the best I can offer right now is some text, “IM A WOLF” or “AWOO”, and/or have the tongue appear and disappear. Anyway, see revision below.
</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://i44.tinypic.com/veljzt.gif" /></p>glowspawn2009-04-06T09:01:23Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/532878Make me a :wolffur: emote and I'll pay BP<p>I believe these are relevant to your interests:
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</p><p>Basic wolffur emote: <img class="embed" src="http://i43.tinypic.com/j8zmft.gif" />
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</p><p><em>Not only</em> is this a wolffur, it is playing the guitar for you, oh music-biz major: <img class="embed" src="http://i44.tinypic.com/1zl5hk9.gif" />
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</p><p>The first one I actually made modifications to and could probably turn into something “not stolen”, the second one is flat-out copied – but come on, <em>you know you want a wolf with a guitar</em>[/jedi hand wave].
</p><p>Currently holding source hostage for BP <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/76/1d5c7076-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="15" alt="" width="15" /></p>glowspawn2009-04-05T12:12:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/532855Wheeeeeee 1 BP Raffle<p>Sure, I’ll take a raffle ticket.
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</p><p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/22/bfd7044a-20a6-11de-9e17-00221924d7d8.gif" height="10" alt="" width="15" /><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/63/ec410960-2090-11de-b4ff-00221924d7d8.gif" height="15" alt="" width="8" /><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/20/5e9b070e-2091-11de-a4d9-001ec94d5d3f.png" height="15" alt="" width="17" />
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</p>glowspawn2009-04-05T11:51:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/521878Dragon Balls! Get them here tomorrow. Selling at 0 profit buyouts!<p>Prices offered in itembuildr co-op are like the other stores, if you have a higher frugality you can buy it cheaper. Not everyone wants to re-spec their character to max frugality, so it makes sense to buy it from someone else who could get it at the lowest possible price.
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</p><p>Sellers’ motivation: Gavel Time e-peen (and to be nice).
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</p><p>EDIT: Ninja’d while double-checking whether frugality works as expected at co-op.
</p>glowspawn2009-03-26T13:20:29Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/520936THANK YOU for the new server. <p>Loving the new server. I’d go into greater detail about how much I love it, but this is Game Discussion <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/38/1ea88906-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
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</p><p>Suffice it to say, this is awesome.
</p><p>Nice work and many thanks, ET!
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</p>glowspawn2009-03-25T21:43:32Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/518296We're moving (again!)<p>Hot diggity! Like going from a moped to a new sport bike!
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</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2i9rtpu.jpg" />
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</p><p>Does this mean that we might actually be able to pwn forums on Wednesdays?
</p><p>Guess we’ll find out.</p>glowspawn2009-03-23T19:09:50Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/518289Leaderboard E-Peen now awarded by class!<p><blockquote><strong>Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>LOL. Yeah, I’m very convinced. Anyway, if I “play the game,” will I arrive at a completely different conclusion? That topping a leaderboard <em>doesn’t</em> offer bragging rights?</blockquote>
</p><p>No one said that topping a leaderboard doesn’t offer bragging rights. What they said is that the current system of awarding leaderboard peen makes no sense (as Nicco and others have pointed out).
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</p><p><blockquote><strong>Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I understand your concerns, but I still think this is far better than the alternative. If we had unlimited design resources, I could see the advantage to “flavoring” the Peen so that they’re clearly class-specific, perhaps while retaining an overall leaderboard Peen.</blockquote>
</p><p>No, I don’t think you understand, and I’m not trying to insult you with that statement. No one asked for you to design a separate peen for “Camwhore Flamebate”, “Emo Kid Flamebate”, “Troll Flamebate”, and so on. What was asked for were non-class-specific milestone peens.
</p><p>You could even do this without designing new peens in many cases. I’m very close to getting Full of Sale (Best Bidder leaderboard), and I personally would not care if after getting it, it transformed overnight into a milestone peen instead. Obviously, holders of other leaderboard peens might have the opinion that converting their peen into a milestone peen would somehow “devalue” it, one way to address this is to set the milestone really freaking high, to around the value the leaders have, or even above them.
</p><p>Just as an example, Full of Sale could be set at 1000 unique sellers (or even 1500 if you want to torture your users). “1337” would be 1500 forums pwned. Flamebate Fodder would be awarded at 1000. Freemason would be a Buildr score of 75. Miss Popularity would be 500 friends. Gimme a category, I’ll propose a number and people can bat it around.
</p><p>Anyone who has a leaderboard peen already would keep it as a milestone peen, even if they don’t actually have the required milestone score (this has happened before with Dom medal peens when double medals were accidentally awarded, then taken away).
</p><p>The current leaders could continue their quest to stay at #1 on the leaderboards for bragging rights, meanwhile the other 99% of the users would actually have attainable (though difficult) goals to shoot for.
</p>glowspawn2009-03-23T19:01:20Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/513917Leaderboard E-Peen now awarded by class!<p>Agreeing with the prevailing opinion that it is ludicrous to award separate leaderboard peens for Kyoubai or Miss Popularity by class, and even crazier to do this while leaving speedruns lumped together, one of the few places class matters at all.
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</p><p>The most skewed result I’ve seen so far is this:
</p><p>Kyoubai Best Bidder: Camwhore <strong>1466</strong>, Troll <strong>1451</strong>, Hacker <strong>754</strong>, Emo Kid <strong>183</strong>, Permanoob <strong>54</strong>
</p><p>It will take Camwhores and Trolls at least a month to reach those heights, Emo Kids can get to the top in a few days, and Permanoobs can get there in a single session of bidding. All five classes pre-date the creation of Kyoubai, and you don’t need to be rich to buy a bunch of items that cost under 500 flezz, especially when you turn around and re-sell them as soon as you get them.
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</p><p>As for Miss Popularity, that’s essentially running “friend me” contests for BP. How does class matter there?
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</p><p>Signing in favor of milestone peens, with the leaderboards continuing to exist solely for “bragging rights”.
</p>glowspawn2009-03-19T19:12:24Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/500270Get well CoreyJess!<p><blockquote><strong>CoreyJess Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I woke up in ICU, where they were keeping me unconscious until the swelling in my brain went down
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</p><p>Ay-yi-yi!
</p><p>I’m extremely late to this thread, and you have no idea who I am, but I also am glad you pulled through and are expected to eventually get better.
</p><p>Best of wishes on your recovery.
</p>glowspawn2009-03-09T20:51:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/500222WHY IS TIMMEH NO LONGER A MOD<p><blockquote><strong>MC Banhammer Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>First Abdullah, now Timmeh.
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</p><p>Can Evil Trout be far behind?
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</p><p>Let us hope so!</blockquote>
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</p><p>Didn’t you mean let us hope <strong>NOT</strong> (far behind)?
</p><p>MST will ban Trout sooner or later anyway <img src="/uploads/final/537356a94c56588642721b25a0fd76b1.gif" height="20" width="15" />
</p>glowspawn2009-03-09T20:02:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/500203Attention: March 18th<p>Why not just update MySpace Tom’s profile to read “This is a temporary ban. The ban will be lifted on 2009/03/18”?
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</p><p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/71/148225ea-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="20" alt="" width="15" /><img class="embed" src="http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6887/emothf.gif" /><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/71/148225ea-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="20" alt="" width="15" />
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</p><p>And re-klan him in Crotch Zombie. Kicking him was just rude. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/17/1c559c8e-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
</p>glowspawn2009-03-09T19:51:11Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/499489HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HYMEN<p>Trout, you’re far away in Canada-land, but I’m glad we were able to have an E-Pint together.
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</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://www.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/4785d0a6efb8493e5528c8ec74e5b522.gif?1224087036" /></p>glowspawn2009-03-09T10:28:50Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/498414HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK HYMEN<p><img src="/uploads/final/eabf7bff54fab817a213ad719830e94a.gif" height="16" width="16" /> Happy Birthday ET! <img src="/uploads/final/eabf7bff54fab817a213ad719830e94a.gif" height="16" width="16" />
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